Meta pumping slop into the machine and wondering why no one wants to use Facebook and Instagram anymore

Anderson and Andy didn't wait. It's shot time!

People aren’t saying “Merry Christmas!” anymore!!

"i'm not sleeping!!" - the sleeper's lie

Celebrities love having full blown conversations with Amazon’s Alexa when they’re not playing their favorite mobile game, Royal Kingdom!

Overtaking the Die Hard people with “I Think You Should Leave is a Christmas show”

They’re calling our media GRAPHIC

if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it

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There was a time where art was once appreciated

I do feel like if you made Home Alone today, Kevin would just shoot the bad guys with one his parents many guns.

Imagine any company ever hiring enough people to do the job

I cannot believe this is still relevant

Kamala is going to struggle so much in the primary because Newsom will be campaigning with Liz Cheney first.

The Paper was also tremendous

So, not sweater vests from 4imprint?

“X is fine because I’m too savvy to have my brain corrupted by the X algorithm” and “I have amazing and interesting takes about every goddamn thing under the sun” kind of go together

…wait…Casey? Mister Mass Effect? Sign me the fuck up

His hands are just ripped to shreds because of all the DEALS!

Takes proper technique to safely respect the code.

TIME being an irrelevant magazine that gets headlines once a year is fun but we haven’t had a truly abysmal “person of the year” in quite some time. “We couldn’t pick just one shitty guy, we found a ton for this year!”

Fucking incredible dystopian shit, comparing super rich people risking millions if not billions of lives just to make more money to people that risked their life actually building incredible things that would then make millions of dollars for super rich people.

About to board a flight. This better not happen to me!

Two of the Ford Crew have been fired and replaced in the latest ads.

It’s crazy how many companies are convinced I want an AI assistant. The most I’ve ever talked to a device is to say “Xbox On” and my Xbox One would power on my TV. That wasn’t AI, that was good tech. Had Dance Central too! 0 AI assistants have Dance Central and I’m not sure any can turn a TV on.

The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.

Instagram algorithm is so fucking cool! I can’t wait for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade this Thursday.

lol bullying rocks

There’s far too many good, decent, fine, and okay Christmas songs to have a Sia Christmas song on your playlist.

immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes

A normal Christmas ad should just show people getting tired from shopping and writing Christmas cards and baking cookies, and taking a much-needed break by sitting down to an easy meal at McDonalds to relax. What's so freaking hard?

This of course, would look infinitely better, if done with humans and filmed practically. It’s also miserable. Don’t make depressing holiday ads. No one wants that. 0/10, going to Burger King

all the fake AI trash really contradicts one of the main ways we're told capitalism operates, with capitalists identifying wants/needs & developing products & services to meet those. turns out you can skip that step & just pretend. nigh everyone hates AI and it makes no money but it's everywhere

Not only do I not want to use your new A.I. mode, I want you to stop telling me about your new A.I. mode, this is like the waiter trying to tell me the specials, but what makes them special is that the chef is blindfolded and we've started keeping roach poison in salt shakers

While I agree with this, I think it’s very possible that folks far too detached from reality think AI is what the trend is and are insisting they utilize it because it’s trendy. AI seemingly survives on c suite folks being sold a false bag of goods and maybe too late to get their money back.

Everyone on House Hunters needs space to entertain in the ugliest house you've ever seen

We keep talking about this like it’s a debate, but this is a self-explanatory phenomenon: If A.I. was good, it wouldn’t be IN THE NEWS when a famous artist starts using it. No one writes an article about Miyazaki trying out a new brush.

Hilariously dead reaction for this nonsensical crap. Dude is just abruptly a heel and trapped in the NXT vortex where there is no escape.

Truly horrible stuff happening in the world of AI. This lady throwing a massive dog out of the passenger seat of her Toyota Conolla & abandoning 4…no, 3 very real puppies on the side of the road! Comments on this are all “omg did they get their plate number?” As if it wouldn’t look like Missingno

For us Millennials, it used to be we had Dane Cook, Drake & Josh, and Dax Shepard. But now… ✅ We can’t cook. ✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽. ✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!

Will never forget having to find Jerry Flynn backstage in Smackdown: Shut Your Mouth on the PlayStation 2

They may be able to upgrade their cameras from iPhone 13s to iPhone 16 Pros.

Great combo of headlines about why it’s better to be offline more

this headline, and much of the reporting, is the result of believing that the key to good journalism is never taking a position