My god…how is he not the highest rated late night guy? Everyone else is all “Trump this!” and “Trump that!” but look at THIS! Truly masterful comedy. Put a TV in your bedroom and stay up late!

the poop magician: is this your turd? me: ...no?.. PM: check your pants.... me: !!!!!!

(Horrendous) political implications aside, having like 2 places to pitch to get stuff made will just be really excellent for Art.

The scent is doo doo

Crazy to think about how few people would've seen Colbert interview Talarico if that just aired on a Monday night episode after the Jennifer Garner interview at 12:15am

Telling people to vote for Newsom on Bluesky in February of 2026 feels like posting on Facebook that they can’t use your likeness or content

A lot of promotion for the Olympics from NBC featured Dua Lipa being all “yo I’m Dua Lipa and the Olympics are in this cool place” and I haven’t seen her since. What’d that do?

If I were at an ad agency working on a Super Bowl commercial next year, my goal would be to make the ad that stands out beyond the rest with 0 celebs and something people talk about for years. The Wassap guys were nobody. Jake from State Farm was nobody. Make good shit rather than burn money.

People love going to the airport to cough

The Nancy Guthrie situation seems infinitely worse than the news has let on and the whole situation is wildly cruel and vile. Hopefully the people responsible are caught and destroyed. It’s insane and evil that Savannah has to negotiate in public for the life of her mother.

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I know it says “Police Ice” but sometimes I read it “Policeice” like they have a little stutter.

The amount of “how did we do?” surveys for every little thing in existence absolutely sucks. This is a notification from my dishwasher. The machine in the kitchen that cleans dishes.

less important point but just consider how many times this one clip has been viewed since last night (4 million on Instagram alone) and then contrast that with tech billionaires saying it’s “not profitable” to make these kinds of shows anymore. it quickly becomes very clear what’s really going on

america has had AI shoved down it's throat for actual years now and still doesn't want it. it's like all the new progressive insurance characters who aren't flo

WHERE'S HUNTER

Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"

Maybe we take their bare butts out of their costume and give them a spanking

No one hates their job more than the local guy leading the investigation for Nancy Guthrie. Every press briefing is like “leave me alone guys this shit is hard”

I really miss when the internet was exclusively for people who can read and write.

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

Goldberg vs. The Sandman on a random Nitro is what this great sport is all about. #wcw99

Like didn’t lying used to have consequences? I could’ve sworn it did. Now it feels like you’re being actively encouraged to do it. I’ve still yet to see a use for consumer generative AI that hasn’t ultimately been for the purpose of deception. Isn’t that a really big problem?

I think it was a big mistake to try to improve upon the crude animation of The General. It makes things that much harder for Shaq

I heard on the schoolyard that AI Actress Tilly Norwood had a few of her ribs removed to…well…y’know…

Tomasso Ciampa is so good. Totally wasted after NXT. Glad to see him get to do some cool shit.

WWE Royal Rumble 2026, The Feel Bad Event of the Year!

"Remember the name ladies and gentlemen: AJ Styles - the future of our sport has arrived."

every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”

congragulations

How come our world seems to be run by a magic 8-ball full of the biggest idiots known to man?

Miss Cleo would be a MAGA Grifter if she were alive today. Please imagine those 2am commercials.

Melania: The Way of Water

You think a human could do better? You think a human would think to plow this road and add tire tracks? The little details are why you’re gonna be left in the dust.

What part of “Kanye got bonked on the head with a coconut that made him love Hitler” don’t you understand

HEARTWARMING: The two worst people you know are giving each other CTE. #WM19 #wwe03

It’s weird that these folks are never hit with a follow up question like “are you proud of how you’re answering these questions?” and “come on dude”

Weird how there’s never any feel good stories about how good of people the ice agents are. Just stories about how those they murdered were the best people you’ve ever encountered.

Everyday the dumbest people say the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard and it’s louder than anything anyone has ever said before.

Most of the moral messaging in children's television programming when I was a kid was utterly uncontroversial at the time, and would be attacked as woke indoctrination today.

Yeah I think we all hated TNA’s AMC debut

The graphic makes it sound like DDP & Jay Leno teamed up to kill Hulk Hogan.

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it