Attn all members of #TeamSoup www.instagram.com/reel/DPzmL7z...

Billy Strings cover of Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Thank you for your attention

Dearest @schatzipage.bsky.social why does True Blood keep depriving me of Sookie/Eric sexy times? So rude

Mmmmm new CPR and ECC guidelines for work.

A charity that he will probably then steal the money from

A little of our boy for you @blazeweedman.bsky.social, as a treat www.instagram.com/reel/DPPsq7P...

King shit

clippy, except “it appears you’re picking a fight with Jamelle Bouie. Are you sure that’s a good idea?”

@iwriteok.bsky.social could be kidney failure from rhabdomyolisis

I’m 100% sure the tires, rims, and wheels cost more than this vehicle

You’re doing a swell job of laundering what ICE actually did. They’d still try to kidnap your people too

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A Sunday blessing for your timeline while I go take a cold shower

Reminder that even though Alexander Skarsgard is extremely hot as a vampire, he will never match Raul Julia as Dracula. Thank you for your attention to this important matter

Wait, Alabama’s two senators are Katie Britt and Tommy T? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAgaspsHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAApassesout

That's right

made some signs, be safe out there

good morning

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

Also, congrats to Ohtani for murdering an entire baseball team single-handedly

Trying to figure out how to retake my day after waking up and having the dog pee in my closet and having to clean that up and no plans for later.

MILOLLLLWAUKEE

Por que no los dos?

Gonna do what all the cool kids do on Friday night: get high and watch True Blood

Uhhhhh, that’s gonna be a no from me dawg.

I feel like the guy who is head of CMS probably has people who can do that math for him. In fact, I KNOW FOR A FACT he does.

a pumpkin man sits inside a pumpkin house, is the house made of flesh, or is he made of house? he smiles for he does not know

Dude talked the talk and walked the walk.

Much like the one about Dahmer, I cannot understand WHY anyone thinks it’s a great idea to do a dramatic film or series about Gacy. Or Ed Gein. It’s fucking weird. And not in the good way.

Bring back the monarchy and make her the queen

Before you buy Girl Scout cookies you should know they support transgender girls and reject donations from anti-transgender organizations. Then buy a couple more boxes

We give millions and billions of dollars to countries that have universal healthcare and we don’t have it. WTF

At the request of the U.S. Department of Justice, a Facebook group used by nearly 80,000 people to report sightings of federal immigration agents in the Chicago area has been taken down by the social media giant Meta, Facebook’s parent company.

D’Angelo’s catalog is filled with classic songs but one of my favorites that doesn’t get talked about much is his scorching cover of Prince’s “She’s Always in My Hair” for the SCREAM 2 soundtrack; a choice needle drop for the opening scene.

Man…fuck cancer. Rest in power, D’Angelo.

Marisa Tomei, but ONLY as Mona Lisa Vito, AND in this body suit

Danny DeVito

these people are truly monsters. I mean, we already knew, but this just illustrates it in technicolor

Terrified he died but delighted that it’s just him talking about cocaine

Y’all. Watch the John Candy doc. He was such a treasure.

Yep, definitely just defending themselves. Certainly not genocide

Uhhhh, @govpritzker.illinois.gov you need to talk to your people here.

Attn all members of #teamsoup. I’ve got a recipe to share, although I have not made it yet. polishfeast.com/polish-barle...

There is no flipping way the writer of this listened to “90s Punk” and then wrote and article about finally recognizing the genius of Johnny Cash. Dweeb.

Sounds rad. Let’s do it.

I’m forgot how fun True Blood is and how insanely dumb Jason is.