Hey, talk shit, get hit chucklefuck 2

Timothy Jimothy Oshie

CHARLES

Awwwww Gaudreaus 🥺🩷

Much the like the Sedins, I don’t know which one is which. I used to call the Sedins shooty and passy

DYLAN LARKIN OPENS SCORING 🇺🇸 #LGRW

If I could get NBC to just keep replaying Juraj upending chucklefuck 1, I’d be happy

Who allowed this??

You’re a good man, Juraj

Best of luck to my haunted and talented son, Quinn Hughes!

Oh god my whole body hurts after watching that skiers landing and fall

The Finns winning would have been more fun. Finland/Slovakia gold medal would have been dope

Who’s the fuckstick pushing Aho for no reason?

I DEMAND CHAOS

You let it happen, Finland. Never leave the door open, even cracked

KILL IT LIKE THE WHITE DEATH

Games getting real interesting , eh

Like Simo Häyhä, this game is yet another example of why you should never underestimate Finns when it comes to winter activities #Suomi

Really pissed my Finland jersey order got fucked up and I don’t have it

Aho picking the rat kings pocket is hot. In a respectful way

He's only clutch if you ignore all the times he isn't clutch

few times ive been around that track so its not just gonna happen just like that cuz i cant block haula's back hand no i cant block haulas back hand

TURBO TIME

We can buy lame white "USA gold" gear, but not a single piece of gear for a single #USWNT player. Look how much shit you can buy for men's players, tho. I AM AGGRIEVED BEYOND WORDS! www.teamusashop.com/us-hockey/t-...

put it in the Louvre

US WOMEN WITH DIRTY DANGLES FOR GOLD I will not apologize for this

NEVER STOP NEVER QUIT

HELL YEAH FCK YEAH AERIN FRANKEL

I need your most absurd #BucciOvertimeChallenge

mom i’m gonna frow up

Reaching deep into the reaction pic vault for this one

HILARY KNIGHT FOR PRESIDENT

Score some goals or something, idk. Wyd Murica?

Team USA losing on a dumb Britta Curl penalty would be peak 2026

Only 1-0 Canada? What the heck?

Happy Birthday to hockey’s favorite Noted Jerk™️, @joeyerdon.bsky.social

Good times when the British royal family is doing a better job of allowing people to be held accountable than the US government.

This is the most eloquently worded “hell to naw. I yield my time, I hope you choke”

Listen, Binny stood on it. I’ll give him that. But you are out of your gd mind if you think HE is the one that lead the way in the Blues Stanley Cup win in 19.

Also: eff all you Marner haters

JAK SE MAS!! That was friggin bonkers

Marty Necas is not fcking around.

Whew buddy. Canada needs to get their shit together.

How dare you Radko

Lol. “Not a bad guy to GET RUBBED OFF ON YOU”

Did not think NBC could glaze the Tkachuks more, but here we are.

Was wondering how Czechia got two goals against Canada, but Binnington is in goal, so 🤷🏼‍♀️

He is beauty. He is grace. He is allegedly getting a buttload of media requests. It’s the Pebbling Dude, the Michael Jackson of Misting, the head ice technician for curling, Moonwalking Mark Callan.

As a non-expert in law or warrants, I’m here to tell you: they absolutely are not. Hope that helps.

Talarico is the real deal my friend