@statsboye.bsky.social lol

Oh hell yeah. That’s the good shit right there lmao

Well, fuck.

They really do write that shit on the card, man. No matter how many times I see it it’s fuckin great every time.

The ref has had ENOUGH

Alligator arms ass goalkeeper

I’ve never said a bad thing about stutter step penalties in my life.

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOO

Sitting alone in my living room doing the Mondesi chant

LET. US. FUCKIN. GO.

Mother fucker

So what exactly is Kane upset about? Falling on top of another player?

LETS FUCKIN GO

Hell yeah. Get buddy outta here.

Oh he just tagged his ass lmao

Who do you think Sammy Hagar is rooting for?

Sitting alone in my living room doing the Mondesi chant

Ok well now I have to dishes so let’s see how that goes

They can smell it man. England wants to quit. Get another before half and they’ll crumble come on now

More like Kingñones amirite

AYE?!????

OH WTF MAN

God fucking dammit

Council of Nicaea:

“The English traveled the entire globe looking for spices only to decide they didn’t like any of them”

Turned the game on just in time to see Declan Rice commit a hate crime smh.

Alright 20 till kickoff and I’m in line at cvs. Folks, it’s getting hairy here.

Neymar is a true poster.

Who’s got the CP3 screenshot

ERLING HOLDON AND ILL TAKE US TO THE PROMISED LAND

Trying to explain the concept of a soul to a 3yo is a fun way to appreciate your own stupidity.

The boys are getting pumped three-goose

“Here’s a two dollar bill. Happy birthday.”

God damn. That NMC in year five is perfect. Whoever it was who designed this is a sociopath and a genius.

He fumbled the ball the moment he got into the red zone. Its also a pretty interesting thing to look at all the decisions he made that involved scouting and all the ones that didn’t and see how when he had Anaheims scouting dept to lean on he made good choices and when he didn’t, well..

Idk man. If I was the owner of an nhl franchise my gm was being subtweeted by agents for players on my team I think I might I look into making a change.

I will say, I do need to see the group chat that Drysdale McTavish and Zegras have going right now. They’ve gotta be enjoying the shit outta this.

I’m just glad we gave AJ Greer a nice big contract.

Last summer Leo did a joint interview with EP and said, on camera, that how would sign 8x10.5 no questions asked.

If Verbeek doesn’t match by the end of the day, he’s a giant loser and should be fired immediately.

If any part of this is Danny Briere trying to get revenge on Cutter than Briere is an even bigger loser than I already thought he was

The thing is now Scott is right and that’s truly the worst part of this

The whataboutism on the TL rn is phenomenal.

Idk man. Lots of people seem super sure that’s not a red card despite it looking a lot like something that gets you a red card.

Oh shit Adams hit buddy with the Corey Perry knee

Did the oilers seriously sign Freddie? Is that real thing?

Fuckin Belgium

Old navy Fourth of July shirts making an appearance on the broadcast.