They really do just seem to find one of these dudes every handful of years. It’s infuriating.

That’s right Sonic

He should call it And Another Thing

i would love to compare these to tebow just for funsies

the farther away i get from having seen weapons the more i appreciate it. im kind of delaying a rewatch just because im enjoying the slow process of figuring more shit out about it.

so help me god if they touch mary corey i will burn the entire campus to the ground

the anaheim ducks have won 5 games in a row. theyve scored 7 goals 4 times in 13 games. cutter is tied for the league lead in goals. wtf is happening right now

tyler seguin sucks

me watching UCLA get blown out by Utah:

if it was anyone else youd just assume they were clearing space for medical professionals. but he doesnt believe in those so...

It's the first thing Jordan Binnington has stolen for the Blues all year.

lollll eat shit Binnington

ovechkin is gna retire and there are gna be force ghosts of mike green and nick backstrom

900. my goodness.

BRING ME FIL THE THRILL

In order - The Ponda, Ceasars Palace, the AMC at century city mall, your mom's house, situation room

do the wild want ryan strome

hey guys. I just wanted to put a call out and ask folks to please let me know if they know of any marketing/communications or graphic design jobs open right now. I think I do great work and could really use some leads ❤️

crashout central

i imagine that the mix of previous years data of being Bad mixed with an underwhelming xGF% here is why the ducks projected total isnt high. but the slope of that climb is a very exciting thing for the duckies rn.

hm.

yeah…they havin fun wit it now… #Zohran #FunkFlex

ducks a wagon?

Tonight marks the start of my 11th season in Anaheim. It was quite the eventful offseason & I’m glad it’s finally October. I’m so grateful to be playing alongside hockey’s best. 🎹

@lindsayimber.bsky.social LINDSAY!!! how can I possibly ask you to think about playing System of a Down for Chris Kreider goals lol

Ross Johnston powerplay time

the 22-23 rangers are kicking the shit out of the panthers right now

Future Norris Winner Jacob Trouba

TROUBA!

Zohran to Trump: IT SMELLS LIKE BROKE OVER THERE

I’ve been interested in political speeches for as long as I can remember. I’ve listened to nearly every inaugural and major address, and I’ve given tons of public speeches myself. Zohran’s talent in this arena ranks among the best. He’s damn good. Hella good. Remarkably good. Crazy to watch.

I have actually not seen Mamdani give a formal speech and what I’ll say is that unlike so many of his peers he is not trying to mimic anyone in his delivery. He is simply being himself and it is very effective.

CUTTER HAT TRICK LETS FUCKIN GO

Soviet republic of New York takes first key step towards total communism by publicly owning Andrew Cuomo

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

“My friends we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life.” LOL LET’S GO EAT SHIT CUOMO

we ball

the DJ at mamdani's event is on a heater

Wake up, Dick! I want you to see droves of New Yorkers voting in a Muslim socialist as mayor! Dick?

bro the flyers are collapsing and i cant watch it because espn went haywire half way thru the fuckin second man

sooooo le petit larkin is a hitter eh? good on him

ok well we dont need to take things out on jamie... hes never done nothing to nobody

i still cant believe they let mcdavid wear a backpack on the ice

hathaway remains... a giant piece of shit

WHAT A GOAL

zegras is so fuckin good man

Im very excited to announce the second episode of The Redemption: A Montreal Canadiens Podcast with special guest @linecomposition.bsky.social You can also find episode 1 with Laura Saba from @lockedoncanadiens.bsky.social 🎙Find them at Theredemption.transistor.fm

Sauce Gardner, Quinnen Williams. Millionaires are fleeing Zohran’s New York after all

Greg Abbott has announced that anyone interested in moving to Texas will have to stand at the border and sing “The Eyes of Texas” before they’re allowed to enter the state.

New Damien Jurado album??? 👀👀👀👀