Some of the best men I've ever known were gingerbread...and I still bit their heads off 😜

I have a close friend, more like a sister, & her insurance was thru the marketplace. Her premium was maybe $200. New premium? $1,985! She called me crying & said she wasn't going to have insurance anymore. She's a fvcking cancer patient! All I could do was tell her I'd help as much as possible.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I usually get my flu shot in October, but I procrastinated and now I have the flu...and it sucks. 🤒🤢🫩😷

Ozzy's in a "doesn't seem like they're ever gonna release those damn files" kinda mood. #Caturday

BlueSky is like a psych ward w no staff- I luv that for us

Why isn't there a nervously biting your nails emoji? #SteelerNation

What???

So am I.

If your doctor decided you needed an MRI (indicating concern about something serious) and you claim that you didn't ask why or what part of your body he wanted to look at, you are: 1. Really stupid; or 2. Dangerously detached from reality; or 4. Lying; or 4. All three. 🎯

Undeniable Facts: - The National Guard in DC were political props - They were landscaping and collecting trash - Their deployment to DC was ruled illegal - They shouldn't have been in DC that day; they should have been HOME for Thanksgiving - trump bears some responsibility.

Welp! Even Fox can't deny it anymore!

Man, change is hard. Not a fan.

You would NEVER see Trump do this. I miss this guy.

Ozzy #caturday

I think I’m just gonna start saying fake news when someone says something I don’t like: “Sugar & fatty foods may cause cancer” Me: fake news “It’s better to give than to receive” Me: fake news “Men don’t like it when women curse” Me: fck off fuckface

Nope

I have information that the information Pam Bondi got before this information briefing was information that was insufficient information. INFORMATION!!! 🤣🤣💀

The moment when 30 million American's received healthcare (2010) The moment when insurance companies had to start covering preexisting conditions, young adults could stay on their family's policy and I could trust that the small print couldn't screw me if I needed serious medical assistance. 🇺🇸

Trump isn’t spiraling, declining, or losing it. He’s simply confident enough in his ability to escape any kind of consequences … that he’s simply showing us who he was all along.

Every day, trump becomes more and more unhinged, displaying his unfitness for the job of President. Berating a female reporter doing her job is MORE PROOF that he doesn't respect women. "Quiet! Quiet Piggy!" I totally believe he's guilty of vile acts in the Epstein files.

If you're shopping for the holidays, don't sleep on sites like Mecari, PoshMark, Depop etc. Buy there & you're helping independent resellers instead of padding the pockets of big box retailers. Most prices are negotiable, & I've gotten brand new w/tags, name brand stuff at great prices. 💙

Listen… Mike Johnson can claim he never tried to stop this, but the timeline tells the truth. If he wasn’t trying to bury this petition, we wouldn’t have spent weeks begging him to do the bare minimum. Release the files.

Me: I need to get the cheese for the mac & cheese I'm making. My friend: Well, I think Kroger has bags of shredded cheese on sale. Me: ... My friend: You don't need cheese? Me: ...

It's ONLY been 65 years since six year old Ruby Bridges walked through the halls of William Frantz Elementary as the first Black child to attend an all white school. Met with mobs and hate, her bravery and courage helped change the course of history for this nation. (1/3)

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I was watching the talk show "Sherri" and she was talking about a woman who divorced her husband, because he ate her leftover cheesecake. Yes ma'am you did! Didn't even need details.

Thinking of, and grateful to our Veterans. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for your service. ❤️🤍💙

Speaker Johnson has literally said he's "not promising anyone anything." For once, I believe him.

This is a Woolly Bear caterpillar. Folklore says the size of his brown band indicates whether it'll be a long, or short winter. Small means long, so since his is wide, here's hoping! Note: I didn't know any of this before I looked it up. I just think insects are cool.🐛

Nothing says ‘fit to lead’ like napping through your own medical endorsement. Get Grandpa Don to bed. 🤦🏽‍♂️

I love when I get a rogue onion ring in my order of fries. Welcome to my life you little piece of fried goodness, & thanks for joining us.

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PRO TIP: This is not a winning message. Source: Last night's election results, FAFO.

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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

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Spend a day with me on the campaign trail in Virginia.