People who spell whoa like woah.. why? Now they both look wrong. Shouldn’t it be whoe? Or whough?

Sunday vibes 😊

Since ARKANSAS Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders is who came to help push Gov. Lee’s voucher scam — let’s see how things are going with their program… 🤔 arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...

One thing I love about dating apps is how they keep recycling the same people back to you over and over again wearing down your tolerance as you slowly realize the dating pool is dog water. Like.. ugh you know, maybe having a combover and still living with your mom at 47 isn’t so bad after all. 🤷🏻‍♀️

So I’ve been on “the apps” for a month now. (It’s so grim ugh.) One question I have is why does this t-shirt have such an absolute chokehold on right wing American men? This t-shirt is an automatic left swipe for me. If you own this t-shirt and you are not a complete douchebag THROW IT AWAY NOW.

Where NOT to shop. Businesses have to apply to be on this “anti-woke” list. Put in your zip and then you know what to do. www.publicsquare.com/marketplace?

Our cartoonists are doing the job our journalists are afraid to.

One of the fun things about dating in Arkansas is how many dating profiles specify that they still have all their teeth. 🫠 The bar is on the floor.

Kaine: "A bully can take something from you, but you shouldn't hand it over to him. So I'm voting no."

AOC on senate Dems caving and backing the CR: “A wide sense of betrayal.”

Something “amusing” about dating profiles is when they have 4 photos and it’s just one side of their face, the other side of their face, the upper part of their head, and lower part of their face. I do not have time to do puzzles. Just put your entire head in one photo damn. This is exhausting.

Newly single after 29 years and I signed up for a dating app today just to see what’s out there. I take it back. I would like to un-see this, please. Fuck.

Just had a memory unlocked of when video stores would try to get you to pay an extra $1 “insurance” on your rental just in case the DVD broke while it was in your possession. They would try to scare you by telling you it would cost $150 to replace a DVD you could buy for $5 at Walmart. What a scam.

That's enough today for today.

Social media is fun because you basically just talk to yourself and sometimes a stranger replies to yell at you about why you’re wrong

3% battery power, too lazy to move, letting the music play anyway because fuck it. When we die, we die.

In light of everything happening, I wrote about how the KKK in the 1920s felt unstoppable, about the people that fought against them anyway, and about how fascism always fails. dansinker.com/posts/202…

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

Voice of the people. 0 lies detected. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YGQxop/

holding my cat up to the bathroom mirror

When your plans fall through and you’re secretly thrilled. 🤭 #SelfCare #Homebody #Fortnite

Remember when America had friends? Like a month ago?

When a sad song comes on the radio and you pretend you're in the video.

If you’ve not yet seen it, Bannon just gave the Nazi salute... it's done - Republican Party is an openly fascist party.

According to ProPublica, dozens more pregnant and postpartum women have died in Texas hospitals since abortion bans were implemented, compared with maternal deaths in the state immediately before the pandemic.

“After we’ve discriminated against, deported, or disparaged all the immigrants, the gay and lesbian and transgender people, the developmentally disabled, the women, and minorities. Once we’ve ostracized our neighbors and betrayed our friends… what comes next?” - Gov. JB Pritzker

What the actual fuck?! America, it’s time to rise. When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty!

4 free COVID tests per family. Get them while you still can. This will go away soon as our current administration continues to strip us of everything that protects us. special.usps.com/testkits?fbc...

Former 🇺🇸 ambassador to Russia 👇🏽

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.

Me: I’m feeling kinda low, let me turn on some music to cheer myself up. Apple Music: 🎶Cause it’s a bittersweet symphony that’s life🎶 Me: Skip Apple Music: 🎶When I was young I never needed anyone🎶 Me: Skip Apple Music: 🎶I never thought I’d die alone🎶 God dammit!

This is where we are now: An elementary school at Fort Campbell has removed all books from its library that so much as *allude* to slavery or the civil rights movement. The wholesale erasure of history in real time.

Fact check: nearly 70 percent of US money for Ukraine actually went to US defense industry to replenish the stocks of OLD stuff that went to Ukraine to use. Much of which we would have paid to destroy as their lifespan expired.

I wish everyone would stop allowing the distraction game to win. The names of bodies of water and mountains and baby mama drama are not the most important things at this time. The loss of rights, freedoms, public assistance, livelihoods, democracy. This is where your focus should be. STAY AWAKE!

In other news, remember not to post anything you wouldn't want to discuss with national security services. Yes, that includes DMs. This is not your living room or even the local bar. Be smart.

We are the ones who are coming to save us.

This is such an important message. Everyone needs to hear this. Stop fighting amongst yourselves. Stop getting distracted. This is what they want. They want us weakened and scattered. Together we are stronger than them, but first we have to unite and focus. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Y9Qaen/

Trump’s latest statement on his Twitter account is likely to galvanize extremist individuals, granting them a sense of impunity to commit crimes under the belief that they are saving their country.

i do not understand why journalists remain on Twitter, where the US government is almost certainly reading their DMs whenever they want

If you’re happy and you know it stay in bed If you’re happy and you know it stay in bed If you’re happy and you know it getting up will surely blow it If you’re happy and you know it stay in bed.

The Republican Tax Scam could take a machete to slash 230 billion from SNAP and 880 billion from Medicaid.

That feeling of relief when you finally finish off a food you bought, and didn’t like, but can’t throw away because money and food waste.. So anyway, do NOT buy no cow protein bars and definitely do not buy 4 boxes, one in each variety, because they seem healthy and you’re sure they will be fine..

are the democrats....alive?