The Real Cornpop
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As seen on TikTok and in your neighborhood billiards hall
There is a gnawing, almost vacuum-like dread I get from scrolling on bluesky for too long where I'm like "okay yeah so at our most candid we all agree this shit sucks but what do we wanna do" and then inevitably two scrolls later it's someone reposting Mueller She Wrote and the cycle starts over
8 months ago
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Kara Swisher
8 months ago
What? Truly and profoundly unsmart.
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The Ass is the father of the legs
8 months ago
You're nuts if you're questioning the wisdom and leadership of the Democratic Party right now. They're not the problem. The problem is the voters. What we need to do is replace 300 million voters
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Finding out that there's an open source free version of Civ5 that is the exact same complexity as the desktop version and runs locally on Android has been the funniest way I've somehow increased my screen time lmao
9 months ago
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Dear President Trump: yes my GERD is very painful, but you did NOT need to tariff onions, tomatoes, and peppers to keep my esophagus safe 🙏🏻 😭
9 months ago
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Remembering that the US' no 1 import from Canada is crude oil and that Canadian energy accounts for like 60% of all US oil imports makes it clear just how cooked US SMBs and mid-level enterprises are in the short term due to tariffs; perfect opportunity for increased market consolidation though!!!
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jamelle
9 months ago
hey question, is this bad?
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Tim Onion
9 months ago
if a major politician held an emergency rally about the current ongoing coup by the richest man in the world, I think people would go to it. Shit is well and truly fucked. I can think of a couple of people who should do that right now.
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Kara Swisher
9 months ago
This is a hostile takeover of the federal government by a private citizen of unlimited means with no restrictions and no transparency. Welcome to the Deep State
www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
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Exclusive: Musk aides lock government workers out of computer systems at US agency, sources say
Aides to Elon Musk charged with running the U.S. government human resources agency have locked career civil servants out of computer systems that contain the personal data of millions of federal employees, according to two agency officials.
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/musk-aides-lock-government-workers-out-computer-systems-us-agency-sources-say-2025-01-31/
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"God's always on the throne" Well I sure hope he stands tf up because you chickens sure aren't,
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
How utterly spineless, craven, and cowardly can y'all be? Literally getting rolled over like mice in a carpet, you absolute do nothing imbeciles
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One of the unironic best things about BS is that if you wanna post yourself doing something like smoking cigars on here you can just do that without having to call them something insane like "I love my smoky stink logs"
9 months ago
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It's hard to even know what to say at this point when every thought I have feels like it'll be immediately either invalidated or hyper validated within minutes by a headline lmao
9 months ago
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Just a very important reminder that fascists literally do not give a single fuck about how right you are about anything, they construct their worldview first and all facts are filtered through that worldview. So stop trying to be cute and right, and start learning to be scary
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Imani Barbarin
9 months ago
Do they have any plans on letting people upload videos longer than a minute bc I would just post the full videos here if I could.
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Sir Norman of Nowhere. CSE. 🏴☠️
9 months ago
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jon rosenburger
9 months ago
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Emma Vigeland
9 months ago
These tech oligarchs fit with MAGA because they're postmodernists: That there’s no objective truth but one’s own. Like Trump, they want to craft a world based on their "truth," which consists of lies for profit. They don’t have Trump’s charisma, but they do have billions.
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Paulette Feeney ❌️👑
9 months ago
You are here:
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jamelle
9 months ago
if there is one funny thing about yesterday’s blitzkrieg of executive orders is that it makes the “democratic opposition went too far last time” crowd look like total dipshits
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Ron Filipkowski
9 months ago
Lovely.
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onion person
9 months ago
it’s going to be so much fun when he dies
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Brian Altano
9 months ago
Oh wow, they brought back 2020 doomscrolling. They’ll remake anything these days.
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Smooth Dunk
9 months ago
when u make a silly joke on this platform
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"did anyone else wake up at 4am??? It has to mean something!"
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wint
9 months ago
oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
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Han 💛
9 months ago
It’s still fuck Trump but watching democrats fumble this win into his hands is so maddening I can’t even put it into words
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Joe Biden really deserves to be scorned from Democratic politics forever. What a useless, malignant man he is for letting Trump outmaneuver him at every single turn.
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L. M. A. O. The
#tiktokban
might be the Dems' biggest misstep since deciding to bail out wall street
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Trump just gave it up. When TikTok comes back, it will be co-owned by some conglomeration of Meta, X, and whatever other investors they can scrounge together after whatever initial period they give it. Smoke em while you got em folks
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Sara Spector
9 months ago
Speaker Johnson tells Kristen Welker that he is prepared to fund mass deportations no matter what it costs as he prepares to cut Medicare and social security.
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists
9 months ago
Whenever people talk about state censorship by communist China I just want to point out that the Department of Defense said they didn't like SHIELD in the Marvel movies, so they made an entire movie getting rid of it to appease the US government so they didn't lose out on federal funding.
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Tobias Wilson-Bates
9 months ago
Making animated movies into live action: tiresome, unnecessary, lame Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary
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Han 💛
9 months ago
That pro Trump message really is a gut punch but what else would we expect. Trump, in all his fascistic idiocy, consistently out maneuvers democrats because even in his castle, he understands his kingdom more than democrats ever will. This is what people mean when they say he’s a good business man
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Cody Jacob 🔻
9 months ago
Joe Biden really came into my house tonight at took my phone and job
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andy™
9 months ago
y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐
9 months ago
Pour one out for the ‘Tok
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CJ Trowbridge
9 months ago
Mark Zuckerberg spent millions bribing politicians and judges to make this happen.
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Tam With The Yams
9 months ago
We definitely in a Black Mirror episode
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No matter what happens with
#tiktok
, people will never forget what it felt like to be scrolling and unwinding, only to be told their government under a Dem president ruined something that only a literal fascist could save
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#tiktokban
upheld. Now we get to see what happens if a President openly defies a supreme court ruling in real time. And, if Biden does defy the SCOTUS and doesn't enforce the ban on Sunday, then that begs the question: why did he bend the knee to them on other matters if he could just ignore them?
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Trump being able to get a ceasefire done just by acting like the US is the most powerful nation on Earth is so fucking embarrassing for Democrats who spent an entire year lecturing voters about how they didn't understand the intricacies of geopolitics in exchange for nothing but losing lmao
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Mark Zuckerberg saying that "feminine energy" is ruining corporate culture is proof to me that man has never even heard of American Psycho
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The more time that has gone on since the election, the more i have come to believe that it should be deeply embarrassing to admit you worked for the Biden white house. Look at where all your sleepless nights and Celsius guzzling got us - literally nowhere but backwards.
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I'm going to be as calm and reasonable as possible when I say this: if the people who own Sega sell the rights to Sonic to Disney I will personally knock the rings out of a Sega executive
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Are you ready to pay a premium so your music doesn't sound like it's being played through a tin can? Because you're about to have to do that
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The Great Streaming Swindle
How "Streaming 2.0" Sells Out Artists and Audiences
https://open.substack.com/pub/therealcornpop/p/the-great-streaming-swindle?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=iublq
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Seeing the meltdown on X over Musk going full mask off technofedualist - followed in short by Vivek straight up saying "🇺🇸s ARE TOO LAZY AND STUPID TO DO WHITE COLLAR JOBS - has done more to continue the class solidarity on the right that was burgeoning after UHC CEO got 🔫 than anything else, CMV
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Hey y'all just wanted to pop in and say: happy Hanukah. Anyone doing anything fun for it?
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Elon Musk single handedly makes me want to abandon my principles and find a way to give ICE extra judicial permissions
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Rand Paul Suggests Worst Person You Know Should Be Next House Speaker
Rand Paul thinks Elon Musk should take over after his amazing work driving the government toward shutdown.
http://socket.newrepublic.com/post/189554/rand-paul-elon-musk-house-speaker
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Haha! Let's see tRUMP take that! Haha ... Ha ... Ha. Please give us healthcare before another one of your friends gets draco'd on the street again, Amy
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