“Do a serious face”, they said. “Just not all at once”. Thanks to everyone at Day 1 of our #Hitchin #MostlyComedy Fest tonight. Not least, our fab lineup of @littlemaddles.bsky.social & @julietteburton.bsky.social. See you tomorrow for @tommayhew.bsky.social & Dave Chawner. www.mostlycomedy.co.uk

Pride 2025 felt different. Less visible, less safe. I was harassed just for existing for being one letter in LGBTQ+. There is no LGBT without the T. Our love is sacred. Our safety is shrinking. Visibility shouldn’t feel dangerous. #Pride2025

Amazing preview from @julietteburton.bsky.social. Thank you to the audience for getting on board with me n all. Ran for last train. Made last train. Hero shit.

TOP 10 SHOWS AT EDFRINGE - according to @starburst.bsky.social Come join me this @edfringe.bsky.social

‼️Edfringe fans!‼️ Tickets for my Edfringe2025 shows are on sale now! 🎫 🔗 tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk/event/14:5571/ 30 July to 8 August - Best of Burton at Gilded Balloon Appleton Towers 7pm To celebrate Gilded Balloon’s 40th anniversary; Catch up on over a decade of fringe in one jubilant hour!⭐

23rd -27th July at Quarry Theatre, Bedford. The Queens of Comedy are coming to @Bedfringe Check out listings for tickets Esther Manito, @julietteburton.bsky.social & @lucyabeaumont.bsky.social bedfringe.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

‼️Edfringe fans!‼️ Tickets for my Edfringe2025 shows are on sale now! 🎫 🔗 tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk/event/14:5571/ 30 July to 8 August - Best of Burton at Gilded Balloon Appleton Towers 7pm To celebrate Gilded Balloon’s 40th anniversary; Catch up on over a decade of fringe in one jubilant hour!⭐

Glasgow! I’m on my way to you today to perform for you tomorrow at Glasgow Comedy Festival! Join me for gamified work in progress nerdiness… www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/julie...

“Dark energy is lifting its foot off the pedal” so the far right losing their power? Scientists now think the universe will implode “when everything is eventually so far apart that even light cannot bridge the gap” Division to the extreme when light cannot unite? Sounds like a Trump/Musk win.

Accidentally just referred to the “algorithm” as “Al Gore” in the sentence “Al Gore knows I’m going on holiday soon” and gotta say I think the nickname may stick.

We could be heroes⚡️be a hero with me 💥 heroes start by saving themselves 💪🏼 let’s do this 🎫 ticket link 🔗 www.julietteburton.co.uk/shows/ MARCH 23 March - GLASGOW - ON SALE NOW! 27 March - MANCHESTER frogandbucket April onwards in this thread…

Searched for “nice things to say to an Arsenal fan” Google comes up with the suggested response

Meeting likeminded people helps me to like my own mind… The creatives at @fashionlovescomedy.bsky.social helped me find myself and I love them

What a weekend performing 4 shows at @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social! 2 were brand new work in progress world premieres 1 had brand new gamification that worked PERFECTLY 1 was a final ever performance Next up? London Bedford Glasgow Brighton! Check out www.julietteburton.co.uk/shows/ for details!

I saw this last year and it’s honestly the only place on the comedy circuit where I was able to get niche jokes about Chris Claremont. If you’re near Leicester (or anywhere else she’s playing) then I’m sure my comics nerd followers will enjoy it.

TODAY! Leicester! Join me for 2 new shows at The Big Difference @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social 4:30pm GOING ROGUE Gamified comedy on cosplay & confidence. Trialling new interactive games! 9:30pm ROGUE KNIGHTS Comedy on sex, power & villainy via comics tickets here: www.julietteburton.co.uk/shows/

Great time at Attenborough Arts Centre in Leicester yesterday trialling very experimental stuff for a new @artscouncilengland.bsky.social supported show. Next work in progress full show is 4 March at Quarry Theatre BEDFORD. Book tickets here: www.julietteburton.co.uk/shows/

LEICESTER! (And live streaming fans) THIS WEEKEND at @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social So excited to bring FOUR shows, two of which are BRAND NEW! 7 feb - Attenborough Arts 8 feb - Big Difference (2 shows) 9 feb - Big Difference and @nextupcomedy.com Details in this thread Book now! See you soon!

Leicester! TONIGHT! Join me for my first ever showing of brand new ideas for an ambitious project supported by @artscouncilengland.bsky.social - elevating the voices of others - at Attenborough Arts Centre Book now for £7 and join me at 7pm on 7 February 💗 🎫 comedy-festival.co.uk/events/julie...

LEICESTER! (And live streaming fans) THIS WEEKEND at @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social So excited to bring FOUR shows, two of which are BRAND NEW! 7 feb - Attenborough Arts 8 feb - Big Difference (2 shows) 9 feb - Big Difference and @nextupcomedy.com Details in this thread Book now! See you soon!

MIDLANDS! People of Leicester and nearby! Join me 8 Feb for a double bill of 2 work in progress shows - Going Rogue and Rogue Knights. Both gamified comedies full of nerd passion. Fans of nerdom prepare to be fandominated. Tickets: www.julietteburton.co.uk/shows/

Get ready with me backstage at Norwich theatre on my Hopepunk tour… FINAL SHOW of the touron 9 February in LEICESTER at @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social Tickets on sale here: www.julietteburton.co.uk/shows/

Web address amendment! Visit community.julietteburton.co.uk/take-part/ to take part!

🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! 📣 Go to www.community.JulietteBurton.co.uk to take part! ⭐️community hub LAUNCHED! ⭐️First research project begins! Juliette asks Is it crazy to be sane? (exploring marginalisation & mental health) ⭐️fill out a survey or quickfire questions ⭐️get exclusive news about the project

Happy new year 🥳

Saw @julietteburton.bsky.social Hopepunk last night - funny, frank, hopeful. Also a great way to kickstart chats about mental health with friends (surprising how little I talk about my bipolar disorder with them even though I do it for work). Next gig Bristol Dec13 chucklebusters.com/events/julie...

Last night was a lot of fun…

Last night performing comedy on the catwalk for Bo Carter’s Comedy Loves Fashion raising money for ChooseLove Incredible line up and amazing designers. I’d no idea making people laugh in a fashion show was a lifelong dream until it happened!

One for my fellow nerds… Big geek plans for 2025

Leaving Twitter is like leaving an abusive relationship.

This December consider supporting Christmas For CAMHS - a charity that provides gifts for children & young adults in mental health wards over the Christmas period. I was in a psychiatric hospital in the run up to Christmas when I was 15. It was not a fun, jolly, Christmassy time…

they will see

It was lovely! Leicester I’ll see you again in 2025!

On my way to Leicester today to work on new shows for 2025 & hosting workshops for a big project that YOU can be a part of next year! I’ll be at @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social in February 7 feb work in progress 8 feb double bill of geek gamification 9 feb final Hopepunk Info: comedy-festival.co.uk

2 colours dominated 2024 imho Charlie XCX -brat summer💚 Chappell Roan -pink pony club💗 Wicked💚💗 Green/pink is Heart chakra💚 Rose quartz💗 So… colours heralding self love healing? As the year ends we of course return to the greatest green/pink combo Kermit💚 Miss Piggy💗 THE SIGNS ARE ALL THERE

I’ve never understood Whamageddon. Why avoid a great song?! It’s one of my favourite Christmas hits! Why avoid anything we enjoy? Life’s too short to avoid what we love. What is the achievement of depriving oneself for 25 days?! Yes, it’s 4:35pm on 1 December 2024 & I have just been Whamageddoned

Actual conversation that just happened… * Server (talking me through the menu): we’ve run out of the pigs in blankets. I just sold the last 2. Me: congrats! * Now I am questioning all my life choices.

Now it’s been pointed out to me that Kamala Harris’ sorority colours are ofc 💚💗 No such thing as coincidence However, a bit of advice… Even though these colours are powerful this year, during the 2024 holiday season, don’t eat pink ham that is also green. Something else powerful will happen then

December deal! Become a Patreon supporter & get 50% off with CODE: ‘1628D’ See behind the scenes of gigging, touring, exclusive access to new projects and work in progresses and much more! Discount valid from TODAY and ends Sunday 8 December at 11:14am! patreon.com/julietteburton

2 colours dominated 2024 imho Charlie XCX -brat summer💚 Chappell Roan -pink pony club💗 Wicked💚💗 Green/pink is Heart chakra💚 Rose quartz💗 So… colours heralding self love healing? As the year ends we of course return to the greatest green/pink combo Kermit💚 Miss Piggy💗 THE SIGNS ARE ALL THERE

I’ve been so busy with creative work that I’ve forgotten to look after my body… all about balance people. Any tips on getting motivated to move again?

No idea what I was saying here but I’m here for the sass I didn’t realise I was bringing

Loving my new necklace

300 followers on Bluesky! It is gradually growing but… To quote Ariel “I want more. I want to be where the people are” I want to leave Twitter but I am still on thousands of followers there. Even if they’re followers I’m not interacting with because Musk makes me choke I’ll keep sowing the seeds

Note writing night at a London wine bar and I was in my element

Absolute wankers. @soozuk.bsky.social

Such a great time on Saturday at Camden Comedy Club: the politest Scots ever, a rioting front row & a USA family who came to escape Trump. I met them at the cinema the night before, recommended things to do. They decided to do comedy! Be like them. I’ve 2 gigs next week; Leeds & Oxford. JOIN ME!

I’m finding the community here far more engaging and respectful, while still wickedly funny. Happy to be migrating to these friendlier skies.

Love to all my Elphabas and Galinda/Glindas out there. The world needs more green…