I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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When I say there is no democracy in this country, this is what I mean. We have no democratic control of *anything* no matter how consequential. We can’t stop a genocide, we can’t impeach a billionaire pedophile, we can’t stop an AI CSAM factory.These are all related.

logging on

Denmark could lure him to Greenland to discuss terms for handing the island over to the US, and they could put his chair on top of a trap door above an ice cave with hungry polar bears in it.

i've fond memories of calling the Microsoft activation service, both for Win XP at home and Server 2003 R2 at work. good times. www.neowin.net/news/report-...

when life is sad, burrito is there. thank you burrito.

The “Seven Sisters” of the Pleiades are part of a much larger complex that can help reveal our galaxy’s deep history

Help, help, foreign leader; come and kidnap criminal leader!

Huckle joins me for a hot tub #cats #orangecats #photography

If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off

Anecdata on most popular texts (not in order): - Terry Pratchett (by a lot) - Far Side - Calvin and Hobbes - Science texts - Neuromancer - Hitchhiker's Guide - Lord of the Rings - Ursula K. LeGuin - A fair number of manuals of some kind. IMHO most of the jokey submissions were not very funny?

Cute

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Bye, bye, 2025!

I gotta balla string! Ha-ha, and you don't!

I’m facilitating the rehoming of two sweet cats who belonged to a friend who recently passed unexpectedly. They deserve a stable place to land. 2-3 year old bonded pair, one male one female. Please send me a DM if you have the interest and ability to care for these sweet voids. Located in Oakland.

Loaf.

The way we need to market this shit is to do what conservatives did for the past 30 years and write books like “The ten forbidden truths you’re not allowed to say on politically correct tv” and then it’s just cities are mostly fine and it’s good to get a flu shot

'Love Foxes' by Jackie Morris, artist, author and illustrator who lives and works in a small cottage by the sea in Wales #WomensArt

The next Murderbot book, Platform Decay, is also available in the Barnes & Noble preorder sale: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/platform-d... #booksky

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

I want to focus on a bit of a twisted read on this, though: Israel couldn’t stop these people from helping just by killing them en masse. They have to ban them wholesale to try and stop them from helping. It is a monstrous world but our hearts are monstrously powerful. We will not stop caring ❤️

HNY, Bluesky!

I have decided to give Corp's AI correct-answer colonics. I am writing a script to ask if can learn this way.

U.S. elections are out of control.

It is artificial, but is not intelligent. Language arose from intelligence, not the other way around.

Egg producers suspect bird flu is traveling through the air. The USDA didn’t test the theory after a disastrous Midwestern outbreak. Here’s how we did.

Bonne Anneé

D'oh-ge! www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...

Oh, I do recall ... theonion.com/trump-denies...

@jcpvk.bsky.social Gelukkig nieuwjaar! Kusje!

My "almost" nightly photo of the Moon. #SantaBarbara #MoonPhotography #MoonPhotos #MoonShots #Photography Settings: Canon T5i Sigma 150mm x 600mm Focal length: 600mm F-stop: f/10 Exposure time: 1/1250 ISO: 800 #Moon phase: Waxing 77%

A Galactic Embrace www.nasa.gov/image-articl... Mid-infrared data from NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope (in white, gray, and red) and X-ray data from NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory (in blue) come together in this photo of colliding spiral galaxies

Jan 30 whut.

Shouldn't a down escalator be a descentalator?

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An angry egg. It may be a Scotch egg, but you'd have to taste it to be sure!