Damson Idris at the Met Gala. 🎥

I’m not reading “Jimmy Carter was bad actually” posts at this time.

Black Music Month became a national holiday under Jimmy Carter's watch. Just a truly solid individual that was too good for the presidency and this country.

Hotel sex is so fire cuz you can just pull out and nut on the comforter and have them bring a new one up

Owning a Frenchie in Canada means you gotta buy them winter gear!

baby don’t come around me with no cigarette 😒

Guns are a great way to solve disagreements

Money is the only thing that makes me happy

Brock Bowers > Travis Kelce

Adam Thielen just made the best catch of the entire 2024 NFL season & the Panthers fumble it the next play

The Ravens are literally fighting for a wildcard spot. Oh how things change

Brock Bowers is the best TE in the NFL

Saquon Barkley is the best RB in the NFL

I wasn’t raised like y’all. My mama whooped my ass. She even killed me one time 😭

I didn’t eat turkey on thanksgiving I ate steak

Chiefs are playing cinematic football. Every week it’s suspenseful. The scoreboard doesn’t lie tho

Maybe KC’s mistake-filled win proves they don’t have what it takes to win it all this year. Or maybe it’s just another ugly win on the way to glory. Rage & fear vs. joy & hope. Either reaction is valid. We get to choose. The Chiefs have earned my faith, so it’s joy & hope for me.

DON’T YOU LOVE WHEN THE FUNDS CLEAR 💸

Teaching my dog to shit on command. He’s already toilet trained (yes he can flush) but I plan on weaponizing his feces so I can tell him to shit on someone’s concrete parking lot whenever I don’t like an establishment

Your story doesn't start with your first achievement, it starts with your first attempt. Don't get discouraged. Youve got this. 😉

People often think the most popular product is the best product. I however have never thought that

I was awake when the money called this morning Stay Ready and you never have to get ready

Make more money than you did yesterday ++

Do you rowboat Amish girls tits?

I had to learn to proceed with caution when it comes to these women and my heart

I know the food is real if I eat it too fast and my chest hurts where it feels like I can’t breathe

me when any minor inconvenience occurs in my life:

Don’t get on here with all that crying

Idk what bills you gotta pay but push that white girl. Push. That. White

If the KKK still around, can we bring back The Black Panther party?

What you're gonna do today Napoleon? "Whatever I feel like I wanna do! Gosh!" 😂😂😂

Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until they come home and find her ripping bones out of a dead rat to make jewelry with.

Hope Dealer 🔌

Thank you for following me. You've made a grave error.

Grab her by the throat while you push every inch inside her and make her look at you while you do it 🖤

yeah i got ADHD. Alcohol Drugs and a Hard Dick!

Too bad he’s racist. I really wanted to like Ted Danson after he was one of my favorites in “The Good Place”

I’ve never understood why apples make the breath stink

Hit the wax before I hit the road • I’m an avid dabber

A firm believer in everything happens for a reason, I started off streaming and not knowing shit and now I’ve connected further than I ever thought I’d go. 10 million views in 2 years, being invited to TikTok HQ all the time, conventions, and an actual having a Point of Contact at TikTok is amazing.

Fun police out. Let me go back to twitter

Make more money than you did yesterday ++

I was awake when the money called this morning Stay Ready and you never have to get ready

Devil Masami really went “Fuck them Kids”. Holy SHIT. #purosky #wrestlesky