point and fuck adventure

hey man can you proofread my suicide note

pedophile kendrick lamar: they are like us

moo bro

like a rolling scone

that’s an awfully long coffee dong

jingle bell rock more like jingle bell crock of shit

can't believe out of all the bob dylan songs to cover halsey chose this one open.spotify.com/track/5Dg2h1...

i’m on cloud 5

living in a remote town in northern canada could fix me

thinking about how funny it would be if at the end of aliens ripley did the power loader thing and it just did not work at all

a charlie brown rizzmas

BOAT STUCK BOAT STUCK PLEASE I BEG YOU

AI ethan holm in alien romulus is one of the worst things i have seen in my life

i didn’t realize the martian was directed by ridley scott

santa smell me

i don’t think they should change any of the state flags

the “five golden rings” part of 12 days of christmas

the future is so incredibly fucked lol

generative AI has hit the chumboxes

chatGPT always sounds like patrick bateman doing that end apartheid speech

might put a lightbulb in my mouth, worst comes to worst i can just take it out

it’s really suprising that luigi hasn’t been milkshake ducked yet

merry goonmas

the would-be trump assassin and luigi are literally virgin and chad

still waiting for mario to strike

oh by golly have a holly jolly christmas this year (this is a threat)

ugh they caught him

ADHD body doubling for masturbation

*oafishly*

“in the palm of my hand” what other palm is there

findom of the planet of the apes

i literally don’t give a fart

i’m a young sheldon of my former self

Joe Biden: *mumbles something incoherently* Hunter Biden: pardon me

i wish cracking your knuckles was bad for you so i would stop doing it

what did he know

walbombing a firemart

i’m low key the culprit

anyone #hungry?

romantic honestly

they’re tying you to a kitchen chair, breaking your throne and cutting your hair in the QRTs

candor of the camera

yeah i got ADHD. Alcohol Drugs and a Hard Dick!

yeah i got FFS. Fatal Familial inSomnia

the wizard of oz was the first film

quest labs should have a social media feature like venmo