You can't have this headline and then show a gallery of literally the same man wearing literally the same thing across two centuries, guys. Fucking, the Black guy wore a tan suit and got yelled at for it. Stop fucking with me.

Rewatching Alien$, and being reminded of how self-assuredly stupid the one lady suit is while Ripley is getting crabbed at by the corpos. "Never recorded once in over 300 surveyed worlds..." Oh, wow, madam, that many? Compared to the whole universe? Can't possibly be anything new out there.

finally saw weapons

There are about a million little free libraries near my house, and I thought "This proofing copy of the book is good enough, right? Just one lettering error." So I signed it and slipped into one of them about a week ago. And it wasn't there when I went by today! So, got my first checkout.

"It is literally mathematically impossible for our shit not to suck." www.computerworld.com/article/4059...

This person probably is "witty" and "full of personality," she just also hasn't learned how to convey that in writing. Unfortunately, a bot can't do that for you, anymore than I, a guy who has been paid to do it for pols and corpos, could ever do it for any of them.

I hold a master's in journalism, have like 6 years of newsroom experience, and am used to nobody listening to me. I just want to mention that in case anybody anywhere wants to like... staff up with actual reporters and report actual news. Thank you.

Man you guys, I think the Owl House's creator might could have some fuckin' feelings about what it was like shoveling shit for Disney. Holy shit AND holy fuck. youtu.be/MCAdbUaMlAE?...

Man you can't log in on a Saturday night without hearing some guy making light of necrophilia

This is exactly as useful to me as my fuckin' Reading Comprehension score on all those standardized tests.

The Chicago Tribune and the Sun-Times have offered their film critics buyouts and killed their positions. These are the papers that gave us Siskel & Ebert. To reflect on that, I interviewed Chicago film critics old and new for @pastemagazine.bsky.social. www.pastemagazine.com/movies/film-...

I don't want the government open. The government is uniformly evil and destructive right now. Letting it shut down unless Trump dumps his whole agenda and kisses your balls on live TV is probably polling in the 90s.

Somebody must've missed the poor guy, and never found him, or couldn't get him outta there. I feel for them too.

Darn, guess they can't buy another star wars

My dms are open!

I don't know how my wife got this shot.

We haven't had rain by me in 55 days, so I've finally given up and just parked my motorcycle uncovered outside overnight. If that won't do it, nothing will. We're just the Spanish Meseta now.

These guys seem to have quite a few episodes in the hopper. Looks like they're releasing weekly! If you've been illin' for Slenderman stuff, it's your time.

Another thing you can do if you're pissed at ABC/Disney is to stop fucking going to their "live action remake" movies. As a movie writer guy I have no ulterior motive here.

Truth.

It is imperative that expert-level smark @jimvorel.bsky.social see this clip.

I have this cool idea where the Punisher is an angel.

I know it ain't much, but I'm dedicated to paying real artists. I'll never use AI slop. I'm so happy @gruselzirkus.bsky.social designed my cover. He's not on here, but Jesus Pantoja Jr. did interior art, too. Buy the book in my bio link, guys. I swear I'll use the money to commission more humans.

Well excuuuuse me Prince... Albert...?

I am a former legislative staffer, and I am here to tell you that legislative staffers have absolutely fucking nothing constructive to contribute to any discourse anywhere. A "think tank" ostensibly requires knowing how to think.

Not the best part of Triumph motorcycle ownership but certainly the funniest is that old people love this thing. I watched a couple in their 80s shuffling around my bike, squinting at the detailing.

My mother once told me that if Robert Redford rang her doorbell, she would 100% have up and run away with him.

Seriously why did you assholes make me read fuck like The Crucible or Fahrenheit 451 or any of those things? Why did I even sit in English class at all?

One of the reasons I'm anti-AI and anti-Everything Lately, is that my biggest moment-to-moment determinant of comfort is asking myself "Am I currently surrounded by a bunch of buttwhistling morons?"

Anything that isn't Postabon Manzana

The "WC" on toilet doors stands for "we crappin'"

Universal Paperclips

Being older than "being online all the time," honestly.

Silksong is indeed ass-chappingly hard, in ways that can be frustrating (tricky runbacks, stingy weapon upgrade system, enemies that are way more lethal than in Hollow Knight). But, unlike Souls games... it's actually possible? I don't know why I'm capable of learning this and not those.

I am available to run D&D

NEAR / FAR / WHEREVER YOU ARE

I will ride this tiger right here!! I alone can do it!!! I am immortal and it will never turn on me, only the people I feed to it!!!!!!!

I don't know how, but Microsoft Word must be assassinating or suing other dictionary creators or something. It is the absolute most annoying word processor that still inexplicably has the only even remotely comprehensive dictionary.

Very proud to see this finally announced. I've been listening to the sequenced selections for a loooong time now. Hope you all love it.

Don't turn your back off frame and then, after chuckling about a fake scare, turn around.

The Amphora of Great Intelligence (AGI) #webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

He doesn't know about any of it.

I think the funniest thing about every round of difficulty discourse is the "developers shouldn't have to compromise their vision" argument phase. Like, dude, I have some extremely bad news for you about making anything -- it's all a series of compromises.

I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.

Him being in charge really is about trying to break you, personally. It had to be the worst, the least serious, the most evil white man among all other evil and ignorant white men, to show you it can never be anything but a white man. "This is preferable to literally any woman or racial minority."

Oh jeez guys. I was proofing the hard copy of my book about a vigilante who punches vampires and aristocrats and... I think... I think it might be WOKE??!. Don't tell anybody, I don't know how this happened www.patreon.com/posts/raven-... #fantasy #booksky #sff

One of the things my wife's local mutual aid Facebook group does to screen out scammers and bots is make new members answer a series of questions, one of which is literally just LEAVE THIS ANSWER BLANK. This is apparently beyond the comprehension of your average Turing Test F- student.

Just burning out the quick-clones over there

My kids' backpacks after school like

Maybe their dumbass parents should stop banning books and voting for people who are destroying education.