Lady, you don't get to quit now cuz it's hard.

This, by the way, is what I demand from all Republican officeholders before I will even consider associating with them again. Obviously I still would never associate with this guy, who is like "Hey, I said to brutalize illegals, but this, this is too far!"

I'm seeing the hell out of this

Yes, Fine, Trump Has Gone Nazi Like He Has Been Saying He Would Since 2014. But You Peons Are Still Dumb For Believing Him

there he is! lizardman rogue, ex-gladiator Canerius #oc #ttrpg #artsky #illustration

This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.

It's literally because you stood up. He always caves this way. He only ever gets things willingly given, and so you must never give him anything.

im writing fiction for the first time in years and it turns out its making up little guys you fall madly in love with

Man I thought they were cutting Planned Parenthood grants and here I find them shooting ads for them for free.

I would love to see this guy up against any rando from the Foreign Legion while the regular French army takes everybody else's bets.

Regular Tuesday for vaccine producers.

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"But Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files" yeah, this is the perfect opportunity for me to remind you of my Jail Absolutely Every Former President initiative. What can I say, I'm a moderate.

Jack Smith: "My fear is that we have seen the rule of law function in our country for so long that many of us have come to take it for granted. The rule of law is not self-executing. It depends on our collective commitment to apply it."

God damn it you Y-flipped the quick clone again, everybody is going to notice HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO

Bovino means cattle in English, so I'm just going to assume Greg Bovino comes from a long line of cowfuckers, which is how the world ended up with smallpox.

One wonders what kompromat he has on the money men at this point. Seriously, does he operate an Epstein style service at his sex cult? We gonna see selfies of every Hollywood exec with him there? He should not be in things.

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"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans

We're going to find out that a Valkyrie-style attempt on him failed last night and that it was seriously aimed at preventing this performance today.

he go 🐸

The cable on my car's shifter that allowed me to go into reverse snapped and unthinkingly, I turned in such a way I got stuck and needed another adult body. The lady who stopped to help was like 55, smoking like a data center, and when I thanked her said "OH I HAVE SIX BROTHERS. THIS IS NOTHING."

"I saw the most awful thing on twitter/X and-" no. No thank you. That's fine. I've already walked away from shitty Omelas.

taking trump seriously rn would be too damaging to a US in decline so the whole system is squirming to not look at him directly. press translating what he says to sound more sane, democrats just talking about eggs. he's too big to fail

John Boorman is 93. This anecdote about him & Lee Marvin has quite the punchline.

Spooky mage incoming #comics

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I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.

drawing knights from the side vs from the front is always like:

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

Every now and then, to avoid responsibilities and waste my one precious life on this side of the veil, I boot up Final Fantasy XV again. And this time, I am so angry at it that I think I will actually play it all the way through.

If you’re in the Twin Cities and want to do the most minimal thing to annoy ICE, drive the fucking speed limit. These goons get so angry when 20 is plenty.

Fine, Metal Gear, I apologize. Turns out you CAN just vaguely threaten some dork in a balaclava and suddenly have all his intel and codec frequencies.

Fortunately when a study says something like "Kids should start school later" or "We need to find schools in a manner more equitable than how expensive their parents houses are" we always just rush to make meaningful ed reforms.

Dude, nobody is wondering about this at all. We all know it's some dumb nonsense. Nobody is convinced by it.

WASHINGTON — With the support of nearly 70 colleagues, Rep. Robin Kelly (D-Ill.) on Wednesday introduced three articles of impeachment against Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem. www.huffpost.com/entry/democr...

Bandcamp has emptied the trough and got rid of the slop

I'm a proud fellow graduate of the journalism program that produced Dana and have had the great pleasure of being the one to inform several of my fellow alums of this development. I will not be revealing their names or their reax here.

“The American people deserve to know that the central bank is led by a total slut,” Attorney General Pam Bondi said of the photo, promising that more sexually explicit images of Powell were on the way.

Guys please, I implore you to quit making fun of sliced bread. If we just completely dedicate every gram of lithium still in the ground, every empty field in rural America for data centers, and another 50 trillion dollars, we could make a whole wheat variety by 2075.

Over the past 2-3 years, Hilton has been calling me with some bullcrap solicitation about this or that timeshare or vacation package or whatever, an on-and-off thing. But this past week they have been blowing my phone up daily, and I wonder if it's related to these cancellations I'm seeing.

One of you said "this is actually a good article." All the more reason it should have had a better headline.

The reason we can't have capitalism is the same reason we should not have guns or cars: The human race is evidently too stupid to handle it.

Everyone has some shit to say about how they're going to write a book, and they never will because only you are emotionally naked enough to give yourself over to the years of pointlessness, spiraling, and incredibly difficult work that will almost certainly lead to absolutely nothing! Live más.

Nobody ever let me become this way.

As it turns out, if you want Red Dawn, you just need to elect a president who stopped assimilating new information around the time Red Dawn came out.