“My nose is going to grow now,” said Pinocchio, rending a hole in the fabric of space-time

Anytime I write “sincerely” in an email, letter, or any type of communiqué really, it means “fuck you.” Sincerely, Bob

Bed goodnight😎😳😵😎🤢

Netflix and yurt?

That feeling when you discover a band you’ve never heard before

I’m so glad bluesky became weird twitter

“My nose is going to grow now” said Pinocchio, rending a hole in the space time continuum

They wouldn't lettuce into the farmer's market. I said I didn't carrot all but it was so artichoke back the tears if I'm bean totally honest

They wouldn't lettuce into the farmer's market. I said I didn't carrot all but it was so artichoke back the tears if I'm bean totally honest

Every nature show: “Isn’t this animal awesome? Thanks to humans, there are only 9 left in the wild.”

Out of nowhere, Siri said to me, “One can’t know everything, can one?” Terrifying. If I were a developer, that’s exactly the kind of freaky shit I would design apps to do randomly so my compliments to the chef

13yo Jesus: You're not my real dad! I HATE YOU! Joseph: One of these days boy, I'll— [distant thunder] I'll do nothing. Absolutely nothing.

I’d like to officially welcome @anagramps.bsky.social to the site! glad to see you here dude! Mars Pagan!

This is my first post [ I posit it’s rhythm fists] #anagramped

This is my first post [ I posit it’s rhythm fists] #anagramped

Noah: it's starting to rain hurry up you two Bob the Unicorn: whew we made it Joe the Unicorn: yeah just in time