my recalled air fryer has been coming in clutch lately

Lets get a big Hands off to whoever invented having arms. Bug Ups

I'm fighting the invisible battle of my lifetime being me!

Why do performers rarely ever stage a scripted phone call with their High-school Bully and tell them off on stage?

would love to hire a million monkeys to type on my millions of typewriters, such is my dilemma, wether it is nobler in the heart than the head

not to be frank but I phrased my career with 2 huge blunts

Knuckle tattoos that read "Volvo Crash" because they have such a high safety rating and I survived

all my wrenches are in other people's mixes

This dril-forsaken website

why can't rendezvous be an english word too

If i had to be a protestor for anything, it would be how things are at the present moment

i had to it was a professional courtesy

How to get ahold of a Dr who's also a Private Investigator Dot Com

the prequel to the scene in the movie where they smash the mailboxes in a moving car with a baseball bat

not all broken clocks are right twice a day

The nods have it! My unconcienoous observers say it's All Good

as far as open invitations for anyone to remind me I'm not alone in thinking something's go... I'd say I'm doing pretty good thank you very much yes thank you kindly

Listening to Mumford&Sons on spotify like should I text her

I finished my book if anyone cares

Here at constantlyjosh, I'm always trying to find the words to say in the posts for y'all! I will always be trying to come up with silly jokes for your reading pleasure, and I hope you'll stick around! Cheers

someone overheard me yell, No MY Ginormous Rack Of Vinyl is fine!

Wrote my First EP to its First Cassette Tape!

tex's got a decommissioned trash compacter so we're gonna see how many hockey sticks itll take to hold back the piston that squeezes it shut if you wanna come along?

On the 69'th of every year (March 10th) I like to share an extra "nice" into the world somehow

am I not broke enough for the broke, unemployed and horny club? well phooey

As I look forward to my 400th post soon, I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone for reading my silly quips that are too far and few between

This football game has been so hyped

Happy birthday @thenatewolf.bsky.social !

okay let the birthday greetings pour in now!

is it too paranoid to believe they called it labour day cause my birthday is tomorrow?

trust fall except its playing high card on the final round of a balatro hand

anyone else just kinda Josh'n it (winging it but sillier)

Just such a Josh kinda day

get in loser, we're censoring the word T*sla here now

yeah I mean your T*sla Can Go That Fast, Idunno that it should tho!!

anyone care what I think? About what? Huh? I'm sorry. I forgot what I was on about, my bad

Found my old vile of cordyceps tincture and some tiger bomb so you know I still wasnt unpacked yet!!

*inhales* ah yes, just like Grandma used to smoke

running faster than cars stuck in traffic is my "owning the libs"

Dating me is like getting a negative joker card in Balatro 'cause I don't need it to be exclusive, but I help you in ways you might never know till you try!

Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Spend That Toonie in your couch cushions

do I really suck ass or is the suck assier on the other side of the butt

just saw a pool cleaning van, you know they got some crazy chemicals in there

hoping to spend the next 5-forever minutes yearning that you might interact with my posts online in a favourable way!

there should be a diary so journaled that journalists journal their own thoughts so often

whats up nerds its a new month and I'm still constantlyjosh! Be glad

tell me how many more licks to the crux of the issue

oh boy have I got another post for you, I tell you what

sometimes you gotta know when to just listen, but now's not the time for that for me because I have to write the words of the post down so that one or many to all could read

If I could turn back time then time back turn could I if