last night i told my friend, whose 27th birthday we were celebrating, my age and he said "wow, you're a young 29*!" 😭😭😭 *28 but my bday is in 10 days

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drinking several glasses of wine in the afternoon rules. i could fall in love with anyone rn

the thing about living in a household with a 100% rate of adhd is that the fridge is always accumulating food that is forgotten and left to rot. on the other hand, it is not just morally permissible but necessary that i eat my roommates' food

napped so good i woke up thinking michel foucault had a dark cabaret/jangle pop record

reading savage detectives on public transit doing my best to hide the cover so no one makes any assumptions

found a fetish tumblr that's all about reblogging images of shirtless fit men and captioning them as if the guy is currently having or will have a heart attack

playing the hits giovannilami.bandcamp.com/album/bias

there is never a single day that staying alive does not feel like an active choice that i am making and eating good makes that choice just a little bit easier

let me say it again slowly johnwall.bandcamp.com/track/m-b-ve...

lowkey been taking nonstop Ls lately but it's fine because they have all been really funny

The Italians, they don't have their heads screwed on tight. They are wonderful people, but ...

Hope is useless as a political emotion.

bad day

bummer that “cocksucker” is an inherently homophobic insult because it’s got a really good (i turn and look directly at the camera) mouthfeel.

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Batman fans gay as hell talmbout prep time

New album by my experimental duo Miracle Wastes is out! Negotiating in long form improvisations worlds of glitch, noise, and concrete music with the inimitable Kwami Winfield. Tap in! miraclewastes.bandcamp.com/album/volume-i

New album by my experimental duo Miracle Wastes is out! Negotiating in long form improvisations worlds of glitch, noise, and concrete music with the inimitable Kwami Winfield. Tap in! miraclewastes.bandcamp.com/album/volume-i

fleur jaeggy characters are real as fuck they're all like i am a ghost in my own life and coping is not a worthwhile use of my energy

how men be moving through the Straight of Hormuz when they find out their cargo is not oil but experimental untested hair regrowth medicine

Riddle me this Batman: if it isn't love, why does it hurt so bad, make me feel so sad inside?

sucks ass that you actually have to fix your heart and fixing your deeds is not enough

The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today. Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere. Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you.

The older I get, the more I relate to Trotsky. All he had to do was stop hating so damn loud and he woulda lived. All he had to do was shut the fuck up. So real

really interesting the degree to which this comic is like an opposite polarity mumbo jumbo but tuned into gender more acutely than race

sometimes you're playfully lil broing your friend and you realize your phasers are in fact not set to stun

it's funny how new yorkers flirt by asking for full genealogical records

operating on about 15 minutes of sleep this is awesome

this is a really good fucking day to be into heavy music

do you guys think that in the movie The Fly that Jeff Goldblum eats Geena Davis's pussy like a fly eats food? Do you think he throws up on the pussy and then steps on it to taste it? And it dissolves a little?

reading from hell. everybody named william in this fuckin comic

It's such a tall ask but I really need to get my shit up to a better place by end of month or else I won't be able to renew my lease, and with my credit just above 500 now after the last 2 years I will have zero chance of renting again. I really need a miracle here.

playing the fucking hits youtu.be/up_RtM69unA?...

Sometimes a customer can viscerally tell that you'd rather be at home slamming pud than explaining to them your date code system that is completely irrelevant to their shopping experience

type shit youtu.be/RDiQcghRT7w?...

my weekend as a 28 year old in the prematurely air conditioned supermarket

woke up feeling mad postictal and the same shoulder hurts that always hurts when i have a seizure who want me

the Black Panthers were right