no longer here. just reactivating to preserve old replies & cute pics because i'm a sappy bitch.

every health song is like [loud beat, guitar being played 4 apartments away from you] 𝒾𝓈 ℯ𝓋𝒾𝓁 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝒾𝓃ℊ? 𝔦𝔰 𝔠𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔢𝔳𝔦𝔩? ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵃˡˡ and it’s a solid 8/10 song every time

The Sith actually perfected monogamy (there can only be 2) meanwhile The Jedi show the pitfalls of how a poorly organized polycule can be destroyed by 1 messy breakup (Anakin breaks up with Obi-Wan = Everyone is dead 24hr later)

this is, of course, in addition to making it legal for trans woman to commit 3 felonies and 1 homicide each calendar year

i think trans woman should get passes with let them opt out of all obligations for one day each month

took a walk to get tacos for lunch, and it was a fantastic decision

she always says this after a banger, smdh

the COPA* is happy to report that Emma has joined the ranks of bidet-havers and her bhole has never been happier** omfg * Coalition of Pristine Assholes ** ok the first time she got her prostate punched by her homemade dildo crafted out of batteries and tape was prob better but this is 1b

no, ross bunchanumbers at hotmail dot com, no i don't think you are a legitimate toll collection authority, actually, no matter what you say in your text

that sinking feeling when someone talking to a group you're in uses the gender neutral "guys" address, and then remembers your trans and starts self-correcting without any prompting like, i *didn't* feel singled out, but i do *now* geez…

frieren has no business being this cute and sentimental why did no one warn me i'd tear up while watching? 🥲

universe owes me that maple glazed old fashioned donut i was looking forward to then missed out on, because of this tbqhimhojsyk

a lot of people wrongly thinking secure attachment means you provide for all your own needs, rather than having trust that your relationships (romantic and others) will consistently feed your needs

some people log onto this website just to announce they're mad

kinda day where it's 4:15 and i haven't had the energy to get up and move, even to eat

i don't know why - but i kinda love that i always end up making friends with the staff whenever i go to a new bar

tfw the bartenders are just some dudes who rock

there is no "bread winner" in my relationships, we all win if I'm being bred

they should make dog food but for girls who are dogs but dont want to eat the actual dog food

trying a new place tonight where hopefully i get fewer chasers… say hey 😘

one thing i miss from college days was how accessible the informal chill hang was didn't need to make plans, really, just drop in on a friend if they're around, and if they weren't, it's not like you went far out of your way

look all i'm saying is i'd go against my own rule and agree to be a cis couple's trans unicorn if him and bix did the "hey, we saw you from across the cantina and dug your vibe" routine to me

shout out to the nice lady who checked in on me while i was pulled over on the street, filing my claim tho let's hear it for women making each other feel a little less alone, love women 💜

this is 8 months old… and i feel obliged to inform you that i have kept getting hotter since then

in the battle of Big Truck vs. small car, i regret to inform you that Big Truck still wins… and likely doesn't even see small car on its backup camera 😩

call me a little dutch boy the way i'm gonna stick a finger in this dyke

i am going to detransition Will Stancil

you'd think it'd be obvious from the way i post, but sissies and cd's in my DMs trying to hit on me like i'm a gay man in a dress get the death penalty i'm a woman, not a fetish object for you to project onto

hey, uh, quick reminder that transphobia affecting cis people shouldn't be the main reason you speak out about transphobia transphobia affecting trans people is

randomly remembering how hard underscores' set at OSL last year went

girls, i swear to you, you will feel so much better once you leave reddit behind and talk to actual other girls who know your name about transition experiences and goals

wine tipsy on a thurs night, and about to head into a bath AMA

trash pizza, good wine, and hockey on the tv

Trump HHS: “transition healthcare is correlated with poor life outcomes, for example 65% of trans people report employment difficulties” Trump EEOC: “HAHAHA THEY FIRED YOU FOR BEING A TRANNY AHAHAHAHA LET ME FILE YOUR COMPLAINT DIRECTLY INTO MY TRASHCAN AHAHAHA”

thinking about that guy i met at the bar who was clearly showing interest and trying to be my friend, until one night i told him i was planning on getting vaginoplasty and i haven't heard from him since

once again, i am *def* not complaining, but i am curious why my girlfriend gets so many chasers in her DMs, and i get virtually none is it all vibes based? do i just seem less approachable (neutral, descriptive) to men in general? it just fascinates me

vaginoplasty, also known as:

ok, i love it, but how on earth did disney allow andor to be made?! its too good

i can only imagine the energy at the staples arena rn omg this game is more exciting than i expected

i started dating a sports girl and a year and a half later i genuinely like sports wtf?

yeah

as bad as this was, my immediate team is great, and i can even make jokes they know they can't get away with that land

bar trivia just announced they're gonna take over the lakers playoff game audio and im cackling