Has any bathtub ever felt good on a human being or have we all just been gaslit into thinking they should

Dolly Parton just dropped a line of denim called Joleans, so I’m gonna go make that my entire personality now

I am…appalled. Confused. I don’t understand so many people right now.

This is correct! It also starred Ashley Tisdale, Dan Byrd, and Ryan Hansen. It was a whole lot of fun 😍

@pattimurin.bsky.social Patti Murin's first TV role was in a TV movie called "Before We Made It", in 2012. Her character's name? "Anna". Now that's a coincidence! 😊

I CAN NOT STOP WATCHING TRAITORS UK PLEASE DO NOT SEND HELP

I’m curious how much federal funding he thinks the ACLU receives (it’s none).

The public still deserves to see the Matt Gaetz report. The Republican Party is covering up alleged child sex trafficking. Release. The. Report.

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget

I am…shook

Happy Unsubscribe From All Season!

Who are the funny people I should follow on here? I need a little lightness to mix with all the news.

But her emails

I am on a plane and I can not sleeeep so I will be spending the next two hours silently rejoicing that I came to Bluesky

BREAKING: Biden pardons Hunter

losing my mind

I have very little to currently offer in the wake of all this despair and political turmoil, but would a photo of me in pin curls make you smile for a second? I find it quite hilarious.

Books. When buying books for gifts this holiday season, please don't buy from Amazon. Please shop at your local independent bookstore/bookseller. Ask for recommendations. If they don't have a particular book in stock, ask them to order it. Support creatives, local businesses, and your community.

Chatted with the wonderful @pattimurin.bsky.social about the big new movie musical we’re all obsessed with 🧹

But if the flying monkeys can’t talk, how are they going to tell you what they’ve learned? #Wicked

"watch till the end of the video!!" no. i refuse your trickery, witch. gimme the good stuff in ten seconds flat or my unfocused, pandemic-ruined, mentally unstable brain will discard you like your little influencer prank never existed

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

But if I don’t laugh at my own jokes, how will people know that what I said was funny

Happy Saturday! It’s snowing here in Edmonton on this lovely two show day. I’m trying to keep the SAD away, but my goodness is it difficult.

@damianholbrook.bsky.social Oh hiiii!!!!

My other hot take is, instead of spending 10 billion to terraform Mars they could undo the damage from deforestation and clean the oceans here on Earth

THE DIVINE PLAN: 1. Leftists unite on Bluesky, block weirdos 2. We watch 30 Rock reruns a little less and support each other’s podcasts and videos 3. Thrice-weekly LPAC conventions to celebrate our leftist media echo chamber 4. Find leftist WWE wrestlers to run for office 5. Take country back

What is one of the most disappointing feelings in the world, and why is it every time I step off a moving walkway

In all likelihood, if you use public bathrooms, you have shared them with trans people plenty of times, and nothing has happened, and you haven’t even known, because you don’t interrogate people who are just trying to use the restroom in peace, which is as it should be.

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

THIS BOOK is amazing. Enraging, disappointing, and not at all surprising. #BookSky

The best days are the days when a @pattimurin.bsky.social Christmas hallmark movie where she sings are on ❤️ #InMerryMeasure (written by the fabulous @russellhfilm.bsky.social )

Please join us, live or virtually, as we honor the gorgeous existence of Gavin Creel ❤️

Have you ever read a book that just shatters you from the start, for personal reasons? But you keep plugging through because you’re pretty sure it’s gonna pay off? My goodness, I am there right now. And it really hurts.

Heading home for a few days but currently I am

he's gonna leave office with an immunity idol in his pocket

A safe place to hide from morons is a library or book store.

Oh hiiiiii!!!!