TARIFFS ON ITALIAN PASTA?! GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS MISERABLE HELL

The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling

["aristocrats" voice] the democrats!

Lads, I regret to inform your wallets that this book is a banger

Rainy miserable day here. Bleh.

It’s that time of the year again

Almost Beer O’clock.

One of my favorite early posters on this site from the earliest days 💜

many are saying canceling everyone's flights and food benefits right before the Traveling & Eating Holiday is a good move, politically

Think I'm going to get really into stove-top popcorn

Once more, for old times’ sake

Damn, NY Times even putting election results behind the "you-need-an-account" wall?

CIA finally learned how to rig an election huh

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

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oh you love daylight saving time? no amount of daylight can save us now grow up

I want the Jays to win on a walk off tonight so I can stop ever seeing Joe Carter footage.

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you're charlie kirk's ghost in the cuck chair

Cooper is ready for tomorrow.

Mmmmm. Stout.

Big naturals

I have a perfect record for being able to get F1 put on at the brewery- gonna be interesting next year

don’t be swayed by the pawpaganda

Brunch.

Wish there was a way to rapidly accelerate the time between calling and ordering a pizza for pickup, and then actually getting home with the pizza to eat it.

I slept like a god damned rock, holy shit.

Night night NyQuil

Day 2 of stuff my body full of Sudafed- feeling different but not necessarily better?

locked in

AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: I just got kicked in the head by a horse. I think I’ll go check the Discover Feed and reply to strangers’ posts there

Maybe one king?

Southwest’s new coffee stirrers could have maybe used some workshopping.

Someone next to me at the bar ordered ribs and then freaked the fuck out when the ribs had some pink on them. Smoked pork ribs… refused to understand what a smoke ring was.

Carson Wentz helping to get the Eagles’ season back on track

Nice. #YEMSG

Happy Friday, y'all

‘Tis the season for pumpkin pie cheesecake.

This new taco delivery service is the best.

Getting divorced over your pickup truck may suck now, but it's the foundation of the greatest country song ever written

Microsoft hates computers AND everyone who uses them, whereas Apple only hates computers, and Linux only hates the people who use them. In this essay I will

Good morning

If you are new to Bluesky, it has a rule that one person can’t eat all the fully loaded nachos

USPS has just scanned a package that shipped from 3.5 hours west of me in Pennsylvania, to my home here in Pennsylvania, in Denver. Hmmm.

Seems like it’d be good to have an an agency inspecting and regulating the contents of foods, but oh well

Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this

Okay the people that religiously use the shake-to-flashlight feature on their phone, at bars and stuff… pretty sure they’re all psychopaths.