It will never stop being funny to me that the street fighter subreddit has a much better, well reasoned ai policy vis a vis literally all universities.

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Don't forget the last step where when failure becomes undeniable, it's the result of sabotage and obviously someone else's fault.

I do love that AI inadvertently confirms that our brains work like a muscle, too — use it or lose it. In this way relying on AI is like using a robot to lift weights, like running a marathon in a Honda Civic. You get nothing out of it.

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"Your violence only strengthens our resolve. Have you forgotten who you’re up against?"

This administration is so corrupt that it's a caricature of what governance by grifters looks like. Every single thing they do, from cleaning a pool to starting a war, is a stupid, pointless, wasteful failure because their ultimate goals are only to feed their egos and/or bank accounts.

Everyone is SO SURE they know, they run their mouth and they don't know shit.

I haven't seen symbolism this overwrought since my high school creative writing class.

@mayor.nyc.gov's 🔥 Knicks speech was a message to all Americans: "Standing here before what feels like the entire city, there is a Jalen Brunson quote I can't stop thinking about: 'You are allowed to think about the worst possible scenario — but you gotta go out there and do something about it.'"

Motherfucker can't even win a war against algae.

Oh my GOD that’s what they have????? Go fuck yourselves

They've got nothing. So, like middle school bullies everywhere, they're just saying he's gay. It's pathetic.

Congratulations to Elon on becoming the world’s first trillionaire from London 🔥

I would love to know how these questions were asked. Do ideologically happy Ds think the party should move right to try and pick up disenchanted Rs? We tried appealing to "moderates" for decades, and it got us here. If what we really want is to be farther left, go left! Democratic Socialism please!

Beautiful!

“Experts say a war crime was committed” is what you write when it’s too scary to say “the United States committed a war crime.” The passive voice will be the death of us all

The saging worked!

Every headline and chyron should state that these claims of fraud are based purely on vibes. Stop reporting the accusation and make the story that they have NO EVIDENCE, but keep repeating it. Stop repeating the lie.

As his former attorney, this guy knows all Paxton's dirt.

I am not a basketball fan, but I would watch just for this small, petty pleasure.

Using your power to hold people down is easy; it takes real strength to lift people up.

If Thomas Massie is ever right, this is it.

Welp there’s no unseeing this

This is Bodie. His presence indicates the beginning of Pride Month. May his whimsy and steadfastness bring joy and confidence to all. 14/10 the parade starts right behind him 🌈🐾 (IG: hellobodie)

Love Makes a Family. ❤️

For-profit prisons are immoral. IF someone (a pedophile for example) needs to be locked up for the safety of society, then it should be worth it to society to pay for their incarceration. Profiting from prisons deincentivizes justice and inevitably leads to corruption. It's wrong.

There is no center, and Ds will only win voters by moving farther left. You can't compromise with people when you have no common goals. Anyone who thinks there is a middle ground anymore is failing to see reality and will not be able to right this ship.

Y'all if you think that the reason we don't have universal healthcare is that it costs too much, I don't know what to say to you. We would get better healthcare for less money with universal healthcare. The cost is not the issue. There are many reasons we don't have universal healthcare.

This New Yorker cartoon is accurate but a gut punch.

Drawn by Dr Seuss over 50 years ago.

AOC: “What’s funny is they assume my ambition is positional. They assume my ambition is a title or a seat. My ambition is way bigger than that — my ambition is to change this country. Presidents come & go, elected officials come & go, single payer healthcare is forever” 🔥

I know what I'm seeing, and so do you.

god hates gerrymandering

"For-profit contrarianism" perfectly encapsulates so much of MAGA.

They are using the power we gave them to punish people for speaking out or even just for speaking the truth. We gave them power; they misused it, and now we have to take it back.

I call bullshit. This is about as real as Butler and the WHCA. Any evidence they "find" of wrongdoing by L. Louise Lucas was fabricated because they're pissed about redistricting. A bunch of corrupt assholes and sore losers.

get in loser we're getting Reconstruction right this time

Here’s the thing. If both racial and partisan gerrymandering is perfectly legal, then you won’t live in a democracy. You live in a country where politicians pick their voters not the other way around. It’s pretty much that simple.

President Nixon "Im not a crook " Donald Trump "Im not a Rapist nor a pedophile " Dear Republicans he is also a Crook

FOR NO REASON!??

This "attempt" was the equivalent of a drunk guy trying for free throw from the arena parking lot.

It's certainly believable that someone wanted to kill him. But, it's equally believable that he staged the whole thing. That's the part that strains credulity: we have a president so untrustworthy it's plausible he faked an attempt on his own life. What a time to be alive.

Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is found in only one. You know what's unnatural now.

This is just stealing 10 billion of our dollars. Trump is the most corrupt president in US history.

I think most people would prefer this. #Science

Will CBS give this the air time they gave Trump's announcement that the Strait was open? Quoting what he says without context is journalistic malpractice at best. He's a liar with dementia. He only tells the truth by accident.

This brings me joy. I need plants now.