There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.

how many licks does it take?

he wouldn't have flipped if he didn't have a plan to stop them from being released. he's not intelligent enough to come up with the plan but he knows people who know how to fuck the system

when i was young it seemed like this was on tv all day every day. but as an adult i'll say it's probably one of the best live albums of all time.

who likes curved cock?

respond to every MAGA woman's posts: "Quiet, piggy"

nicole was right to ditch this loser

my doctor took an extended vacation and his office has refused to refill my adderall prescription for the entire 2 week period he's been gone. this is a medication I have to have refilled every month, and only when it's out - or due to be out. I don't see how this is not criminal.

los angeles local morning news programming is some of the stupidest shit ever put on television. there's nothing on tv so i tried the 3 local channels and they should literally just run infomercials during this time. I'd rather watch Sham-Wow commercials than these people talk.

But did they blame Mexican immigrants for the menu changes

watching them turn on each other is like fuel for my soul

have you ever seen a doctor tell you to take your adderall at bedtime?

the weather sucks but we gonna shine anyway

prepare to hear angelenos bitch A LOT

This is so big, seriously, the biggest scandal we’ve ever seen‼️👀👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

i think peter thiel should have his fortune stripped on the way to prison and everyone who worked at gawker in 2014-16 should get $100 million

From: Jeffrey Epstein To: Donald Trump Subject: Pedophilia Hello my good friend Donald Trump. I am a pedophile, and I know you are also. We are friends and pedophiles, together. Best, Jeffrey Epstein, famous pedophile.

have a good hump day. i have an interview today, wish me luck 😘

So you're telling me that people actually see things when they close their eyes? Like "see it" see it? I always thought people made that shit up. This is insane to me.

Rahm Emanuel is insane if he thinks he’d ever garner more than single digits in a presidential primary. He is everything wrong with the party

tall people are the true enemy

this sounds crazy but house dems should align with a few house republicans that make sense and make MTG speaker, obviously only until they can reclaim the house next year. she's fucking crazy but she's not under trump's or AIPAC control.

ok i'm blonde again and it feels correct

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i've had a shit day and my new hair color after 4 hours of bleaching is not what i was hoping for 🫚

I hope one day kids will read that this is when Americans decided enough is enough

post a non-religious image you think of as holy

Does the GOP not understand how catastrophically bad it is for the party that Trump is focused on building his gilded vanity ballroom while the country starves??

first time rereading Heartsong, the best in the Green Creek series

to any trans or gender-nonbinary person that may see this, just know: you are valid and you are worthy of having your gender identity respected - regardless of what the conservatives on this illegitimate court say. we will right this wrong

I will never not call Hakeem "AIPAC Shakur"

if you're been yelling at someone that they're too old and need to retire - until they actually do retire - then you need to stop yelling at them that they're too old and need to retire. know who to fight and when to stop we've all got a lot of fighting left to do

it was definitely past time for Nancy to retire but she was bad ass when we needed it and Hakeem isn't 1/100th the Speaker she was

racism wrapped in religion is still racism. hatred wrapped in religion is still hatred.

you’re about to see a lot of liberal Zionists become openly conservative Zionists

when i'm not getting attention in the dark room

NY Job posting: seeking someone with reasonably good public speaking skills, a backbone, and the good sense to know that murdering babies and other innocent civilians en masse is wrong. Must live in the shaded area and be willing to commute to Washington DC.

i hope he implements Sharia law, but only for Debra Messing

as much as I have grown to despise #debramessing I would pay good money to be in the room with her right now. I want to see her cry those evil #zionist tears. i want to see the fear in her #racist eyes. I guess she’s moving to Florida now?

What we know so far, 8:30pm —Democrats flip VA-Gov & VA-LG. —Also means Dems take VA trifecta. —Dems in good shape to win NJ-Gov. —Dems appear to flip 2 statewide offices in Georgia. —JD Vance's half-brother loses in Cincinnati. —Last GOPer in Orlando council gone. —PA: Dem justices up big so far.

Schumer has got to go. And Jeffries for that matter.

Trump will forever be known as the president who weaponized hunger and defied a court order telling him to stop. What a garbage human being.

lean into what you're good at

23 Democrats voted to confirm this comically unqualified dipshit as SoT.

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo! I know how hard you worked for this.

we need to douche this shit out of democratic leadership. don't stop until the water is clear

i'm going to need @plex.tv to stop with the "Israel needs your money " ads. #israel already gets too much of my #money involuntarily

I have never watched baseball in my whole damn life and now the #Dodgers have me watching this fucking game

who doesn't love a giant wiener?