Well THAT was a crappy night’s sleep. Ugh. At least it’s Friday. Happy Friday everyone. We’ve got this.

At the rate we’re going, in a few years I’ll be going to a cash-pay health spa which is staffed by doctors and nurses who treat mild pain with acetaminophen, give vaccines, and other fringe medical interventions.

Good tip for anyone using Gmail.

WTAF

Shout it from the rooftops: AI is a plague on humanity. Full stop.

Shit, is this because I was 8 minutes late to work?

The neighborhood kids circle the cul-de-sac in those little battery powered cars. One of them has a “radio” in it that plays Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on a loop. I hope they don’t grow up to be murderers, because that’s the vibe it gives off.

I, too, am a hater. Great read.

This would be hilarious.

We told them it would be used for this and not only did they all not listen, they don't fucking care! AI amplifies abuse against women and it is a plague.

I hate this administration so fucking much.

My octogenarian mom came for a visit this weekend and I only spent about 10 seconds (!!!) doing tech support. Glorious!

If AI really wants to do something useful, it will respond to all of my email requests for me to answer a survey with a simple “fuck off” and then delete said email.

I'm guessing this will prevent the release of the files, as they will become part of an "active investigation." I'm all for outing ALL of the pedos and bringing them to justice, but this doesn't seem like that at all.

Apparently Patton Oswalt said something good, but I missed it and now his account is suspended. Does anyone have a screenshot?

So I guess we’re going to war in South America. American soldiers will die in attempt to draw attention away from a corrupt pedophile president. I’m sad for my country.

Wag the dog much?

Trump and Vance don’t need the approval of the Pope. They have plenty of guys in white robes who support them.

This was a great show and I’m sad to see it cancelled.

I was already planning to cancel Paramount+ when the Late Show ends, and this just makes it even easier.

I love these new NFL helmets that are so big, it makes it look like the golf cart that teams used to have is driving around the field.

Yesterday: Worst migraine in years. Last night: Worst insomnia in months. What will today hold?

My day was totally lost to a migraine but at least I didn’t sell out my country like a Senate Democrat so I feel like I win.

Exactly right.

Leave your phone at home.

He is trying to force the courts to allow him to starve American families rather than spend constitutionally allocated funds and this confusing headline is what was selected. "Trump Sues So He Can Starve Babies" is a better headline. It's shorter and more accurate.

I helped make a film, out this week, called “Rovina’s Choice,” about the deaths this man without conscience or accountability has caused — already 600,000, ⅔ of them children.

This is a very important thread. People are free to curate their feeds how they choose but Alt NPS does not deserve your attention. They frequently steal content without attribution, make up numbers for protest engagement(No Kings #1), and in this case create false narratives to fit their goals.

Love it.

Pretty great night in politics for a change. Now that’s a phrase I wasn’t sure I’d ever get to say again.

roses are red big laughs are hearty

I’m sure glad baseball season is over so I can spend more time focusing on the horrors. 😱

Thought I was in bad sinus tach after the game, but it just turns out somebody’s blasting bass music nearby. Whew

We deserved to be beaten by Canadians just on principle

Well shit. Hell of a game, but I wish it would’ve gone the other way.

JFC

It's not always good to be nice.

Hilarious

Well, wife rejected my idea to put fun little stickers on the Halloween candy for the Trick-or-Treaters. Better luck next year.

Hard work? Am I supposed to feel sorry for it? Give it a paid vacation?

That thing where you look at your to-do list, realize a bunch of things are not done, start to panic, and then realize it’s tomorrow’s to-do list. The reason there are things checked off is because you did them a day in advance. Ugh

this brings me unspeakable joy

👀

It would appear that the Blue Jays came to play tonight.

Sure, you’ve got a birth certificate, a passport, RealID, whatever.. our shitty AI says you’re an alien, so off to a prison in El Salvador you go.

This is really really bad.

A trillion times this:

This is how I felt last night making music with people I really like. It felt almost like an act of resistance. Vibing with the guest artist while she sang in front of us, smiling at my fellow singers, laughing while we tried to clap on different beats than when we were singing….that palpable joy

The production team picking the bumper music deserves an award for this.