This word should be in much greater use.

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

I don’t think we talk nearly enough about the fact that corporations like Amazon, don’t pay a single cent to maintain the roads they use, the transportation system they use, the courts they use, they pay nothing for the infrastructure that is absolutely critical to their business. WE Pay for

Responsible parents should never let their children play the recorder.

Just imagine the state the world would be in if the USA has not elected a very stable genius as president.

I've stopped reading if the Strait of Hormuz is open or closed, I just look at the price of oil.

I don't agree to disagree. I disagree to disagree.

The ideal bagel is nearly circular but with just enough irregularity that you can confidently match up the halves with the right orientation again after spreading the cream cheese

I once accidentally posted an image of myself as Jesus Christ instead of a Red Cross doctor.

Every word….

Just imagine the state the world would be in if the USA was not blessed with a first rate deal maker as president.

tl;dr Trump: "The Pope is too Christian."

To everyone who insists that voting doesn't matter and it can never make a difference: Hungarians just voted out an autocrat who had been in power for over 15 years. Voting works.

OK, now do bribes.

Each edition of Question Time should have a Susie Dent type fact-checking expert at a separate desk with a big pile of books, pointing out the lies of the last panelist.

Either all the loo seats in the world should be "gentle closing". Or none of them. Period. *Sorry about the crashing noise everyone.

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Super-accurate exit polls have ruined the excitement of staying up to watch the General Election results come in.

Making bus shelter benches sloping and park ones divided, so that homeless people can't sleep on them is the distillation of hands-off cuntishness.

The song from the Pepto Bismol advert should be Britain's entry for this years Eurovision Song Contest

Putin, Epstein, Netanyahu, Sycophants and...

I'm surprised he's not renamed it The Strait of Trump.

Bendicks is better.

Since Armageddon has apparently been delayed for 2 weeks, a great way to pass thee time would be to relase the Epstein Files in accordance with the law.

This is going well.

Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:

Hey, FIFA! You need to cancel all World Cup games scheduled to be played in the United States and redistribute those games to be played either in Canada or in Mexico. The US must be sanctioned! #StopTrump

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

People are losing sight of the true meaning of Easter.” Said the Archbishop of Cadbury…

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And in honor of this weekend:

Having made the careers of Katie Hopkins, Donald Trump and now Thomas Skinner, can we just cancel The Apprentice now please?

WHAT. IS. WRONG. WITH. THESE. PEOPLE?

If Donald Trump were an agent of a foreign power trying to sabotage the United States what would he do differently?

Blocked Me too, just for a like of one of his posts. What's the point?

BREAKING: Stunning new polling reveals that Alaska Democrat Mary Peltola is leading her Senate race by 5 points. This win would put the Senate within reach for Democrats. Let’s go.

AI bots would be much better if they occasionally said I don't know, and I don't care.

If you install wind chimes at the bottom of your garden, very near my bedroom, I swear that I will buy the world’s biggest gong, put on industrial ear protectors and bang it until my eyes bleed. Apart from that, you’re smashing neighbours, and it would be a shame if you ever had to move.

The main cause of racism is not immigration, or multiculturalism, or even confected 'culture wars'. It's constipation. That's why these purple-faced, fashy cunts are so angry with everything. You'd be too, if your diet of garbage left you backed up for a week.

Every copy of the Private Eye that comes through our door goes straight into the recycling. I just don't have the time or energy to read it, not even the cartoons. But proper journalism needs to be supported, and I do my bit.

This is good news. Donations must be transparent. What is not good is this news means my timeline is full of pictures of this poisonous plastic patriot.

I find it mind-boggling that Keir Starmer is seen as just as unpopular as Liz Truss. I'm no fan of him particularly, but being a bit boring is nowhere near as being as absolutely batshit as Truss was.

For anyone thinking Trump won't send troops to Iran because it's very unpopular, you don't get that Trump and GOP don't care about public opinion-they are planning on stealing the 2026 election.

Anyone remember when we thought Berlusconi was the most ludicrous leader of a country imaginable?

It is reported that Ed Milliband is ‘looking at’ decoupling electricity and gas prices. Labour should take advice from Yoda. “There is no try, only do” Stop looking, seeking, considering, reviewing, Start doing.

Town cryers should be reintroduced, but for telling everyone what bin night it is.

Most honest reporting in the past few weeks.