a spider can fly on a current of air

07th Expansion developer sale on Steam buff.ly/CzfSsIv

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

me: [after an hour listening to river with an elf] so you're into ambient? elf: this would actually be considered drone river: [plays a second chord] elf: but there's overlap

WIFE: Uggh today SUCKED ME: What's up babe WIFE: Well, I was molting into my 4th 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳, or larval stage, as I developed toward becoming an 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘰, or sexually mature insect. ME: No need to explain. I already know all this and support you as you move through the life cycle stages of an insect or bug.

made a better version #krusielle

*sees weird gays draw sexually charged violence on their ipads* You Bitch Mother Fucker *sees that the President of the United States is a well-known child molester* Wlel, that's his beliefs and I respect that

1990s kids book: My Dad 2000s kids book: My Two Dads 2010s kids book: My Three Dads 2020s kids book: My Four Dads 2030s kids book: Hitler Goes To The Zoo

commission for @juniemint.bsky.social :] #nsfw #art #commission #riotdrawsthings

It’s been like 24 hours and I still can’t read this paragraph without bursting into laughter

Man from the midnight ocean, Sin eater 💊 261986112011

just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one

Hornet is now an unlockable character in mario golf 🏌️‍♀️

ENTRY NUMBER 16

Peak female performance #silksong #momoart

wegh I really want to clean this up properly when I have time but I already really like this messy doodle of some new clothes for Sera ;w; my elf cute

I've also recently reopened a couple of extra commission types over on VGen and am currently taking new projects! vgen.co/twoheadedenby

[Reupload, 2022] Beatrice, the Golden Witch.

sketch for a commission

(Average conversation with my wife) Wife: I'm going to become a mad scientist and replace your hands with energy cannons. Me: Why??? Wife: So you'll be able to target flying enemies... Me: Oh that's true... I guess I don't have any ranged options currently. Wife: I am always thinking of you.

POUNCE on that old man Orikan 👏 [ #orizyn | #necrons | #wh40k ]

misogyny might be one of the most brutal systems of oppression in the world and responsible for untold suffering over thousands of years but it also inspired a bunch of pathetic british guys with whiny voices to write some really good indie rock songs so its impossible to say if its bad or not

that one umistage ep6 eva trading card... #umineko #うみねこFA

Divine Beast Dancing Lion

Fuujisuyadria 🎐 E5087040127

#commission for @rhea-anthea.bsky.social !!

Colette

susie's protest #deltarune

My entry for @39daph.bsky.social contest!! Moogle Doomscrolling 💙 Oils on canvas #39GAME

last of us has left not a single impression on me except for this specific tumblr post, which i think about all the time

be with me just for a little bit #ffx

catboy climax (they/them) [ #art #OCs #nsfw ]

anyone else remembers this fine Halloween classic

I have been working on my boyfuzz game as promised. how's this

CW // Teratophilia Catch of the Day

Reminded me of one of the best posts of all time

quilt beetle watercolor on BFK Rives paper

backwards long jump #drawdogs #pixelart #art #supermario64

Sketchbook ink characters

aw fuck theyre sending me to truth social

the seven deadly sins ushiromiyas #umineko #うみねこFA