So this month I have the choice of paying my auto loan, which is already three weeks late, or my auto insurance, which will probably be cut off if I don't pay right on time. I hate this timeline.

My favorite martial artist is now Mona Kimura. She's a scrawny little anime cosplay egirl looking thing with a giant smile who will get in the ring and open a big ole can of whoopass on you. She's got a side kick like a cobra that hits like a truck.

"there were no moral panics about the internet in the 90s" are we sure about that. are we absolutely positive

That's enough internet for today

It's funny to me when grocery stores announce Black Friday sales. I'm like bitch you sell carrots :\

A friend just sent me this perfect piece by Karel Čapek, trans. Dora Round, ‘From the Point of View of a Cat’.

Walking dead really leaned in hard on the Tragic Lesbian Death trope, didn’t it?

Get fucked. It's been blatantly obvious for years that this company is Evil Inc and you chose to work there.

Today sucks

It's all fun and games until you have to dig a big ass hole in your yard

Just lost another of my babies. Tutu (Tulip) on the right died last night. Her brother Charlie there died a couple months ago.

hire my partner who is very smart

i petted the cat against the grain and it said woem

Grandpa, tell us how the fascists took over again. Well, lil pea, the only people who could have stopped them were too stupid to try. Now don't be late to the labor camp. We have to get 3 more AI tokens by Friday or Tesla shuts off our lights again.

OTD in 1997 negotiations to end the 1st Chechen war began. As a result we promised to not use force, or the threat of force, “forever”. 2 years later we staged some false flags & invaded & killed over 100,000 civilians. So you can trust us in negotiations now.

Can we go back to calling them weird now?

Chat, is this a corndog?????????

No thanks

Cause of death: Was present when a Gen Z looked at an old floppy disk and asked why someone would 3d print the "save file" icon

no but it will give you the shits (speaking from experience)

EA is stealing money by listing games that are impossible to activate. Please file a police report and contact your state's attorney-general if this criminal behavior has affected you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdID...

My smug knowledge of my superiority for refusing to ever buy a Kindle has grown even stronger. Fuck Amazon, this shit should be flatly illegal. In fact, it probably is if anybody bothered to enforce theft-by-conversion laws on corporations. www.msn.com/en-gb/money/...

Bro what the fuck? Looks like they put toilet cleaner in there.

Fuck that, make it 40. Just old enough to have grandkids, too young to have gotten their brains fully cooked on FoxNews yet.

The Pike’s Peak Humane Society has a social media manager who is very good at their job

lmfao

This past week watching moots tear each other apart on bluesky

There's a person running for State House in Georgia who is currently a coroner. He once tried to blame a heart failure on the covid vaccine.

Strangely satisfying watching this thing update

Lucille! Not Louise.

okay well first of all, it missed by 155 miles. I'm not in Florida, and thank god. The rest is a little creepy though.

We can but hope. And then catch a bluesky ban for cheering.

My NOT A LESBIAN sticker is causing a lot of questions answered by my NOT A LESBIAN sticker

So I'm getting toward the end of The Walking Dead and The Commonwealth is now a thing and holy shit these people are weird

Guys, the driver ahead of me has a very important message. And an expired tag.

I think the point I stopped trying to play Kingdom Come Deliverance was when a town guard wouldn’t fuck off because I didn’t have a torch and it kept escalating until the entire city lay dead at me feet, including the guy I needed to speak to to finish a quest

Been using linux for less than a month and i'm already learning to write python code smdh

Found myself near a Tesla in traffic so I did my civic duty for the day and cut the bastard off

Utah's plan to effectively outlaw VPNs is incoherent.

and then 80 years later we voted them back into power

Current status: Moist

Just saw this on Reddit and now you have to as well. I cannot believe how this looks like some kind of optical illusion

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funniest thing i’ve ever seen

Kangaroos are like what if a rat was 5 foot tall and swole