So it looks like my boy has cancer and his lungs are surrounded by some kind of fluid, which is why he can barely breathe. They’re draining some to see what it is but the other possibility is just as bad. I’m almost certainly going to have to put him down.

some good news buried among the horrible behavior listed: “The third woman said federal agents at her hotel are subsisting on microwavable bowls of Campbell’s chicken noodle soup, because it’s become so difficult for them to find restaurants willing to serve them.”

All black journos. They’re coming for the black folks now and hoping we won’t as much Hell about it.

Don Lemon’s an idiot, but he’s our idiot. Let them out.

WILLIAM THOMAS!

This isn’t looking good. He’s not breathing very well and they’ve already told me this might not end well. They’re doing some X-rays now.

Hey guys, I have a very sick cat on my hands this morning and I need to get him to the vet as soon as they open. I'm having a rough time with bills lately so if you can help me out, I'd appreciate it. www.gofundme.com/f/help-charl...

look weve all been this horny at some point

Vote to fund Trump's Gestapo, lose my vote @ossoff.senate.gov @warnock.senate.gov

ITS TIME

Man, Nicki Minaj out here shining Trump’s boots because she’s in the country illegally and wants to *buy* citizenship. Jesus wept.

A man claiming to be an ICE agent burst into a family's home and tried to rob them after demanding to see their papers:

Finally got around to a bit of research I'd been meaning to explore, and: There is no documented instance of an ICE officer being identified and assaulted while off duty because he wasn't masked. www.pbump.net/o/ices-excus...

Dan Prostituta

me, emotionally writing an essay on the use of force by federal agents: ok but what if i packaged this in the most insane way possible www.theverge.com/policy/86857...

I don't really pay much attention to most so-called "2nd Amendment" people but there's a couple I subscribed to on YouTube that seem okay. I just lit one up and unsubscribed for trying to defend Trump and his incoherent muttering about Alex Pretti being armed. Fuck that shit.

You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.

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The GOP is in fact the party of divorced middle aged men whose blue haired daughters hate them

Get rekt

Despite their best efforts otherwise, Democrats are going to slaughter in the mid-terms

New rule: these people never have to buy a drink in Minnesota again

I'd be grinning ear to ear. Fuck these tools.

If they get one like this of me, run it over my obituary. American heroes all of them

I'm fucking dying

Look if Minnesota is the hub then it's a Purple Revolution.

Still a big fan of Obama but this post today was absolute weaksauce. These people cut their teeth harassing him every second of his presidency and somehow this is all he has to say about what's going on.

Go ahead, Tom Homan, put us in a database. Publish photos of us. We'll be proud of being in that database. You won't like the one you're going to end up in when your pedophile king is gone.

This is Minneapolis. Collective trauma, and neighbors helping neighbors. This is our 24/7 every day lives right now, not just a 10 second news clip.

😂😂😂

Guys, our local newspaper has a front page story today about a public county meeting. It very nearly got printed with a typo about it being a "pubic meeting."

CATCH THESE HANDS

I was just following orders

Mayor Mamdani consistently and regularly demonstrates that your mayor, your politicians, could be doing this at any point and they just don't because they don't care, and that's exactly why the establishment was panicked and aggressively tried to make sure he lost. They didn't want you to see this.

An old story I heard about a grandpa telling their grandson before going to get hammered on his 21st birthday to drink 2 full glasses of olive oil so it "coats his stomach" so he can drink more alcohol, and as soon as he got to the bar he violently shit his pants.

People used to run away and join the circus, but now, thanks to modern advancements, the circus is all around us all the damn time

Stella Carlson, absolute hero. If anybody fucks with her, we nail their ass to a cross.

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Dumb shits

Put me in that database, motherfucker. I'll be proud to be in it. You won't like being in the database your name will end up in.

The guy genuinely gave a shit. And the empathy vampires murdered him for it.

Does it inspire any introspection on the part of the Democratic foreign policy establishment that backing Israel to the hilt no matter what it did at any time undermined America's global position and image while also not getting any credit from Israel itself

What party is Alex Vindman running in? I know Republicans shit all over him a while back but he strikes me as a conservative.

The toddlers were paid agitators