Bout to do some real honk shoo type shit

i made vinegar once for fun and i highly recommend it even if you, like me, are not brave enough to use it for anything. the vinegar mother is extremely cool

I can’t afford the amount of berries that I would like to eat

related: i yearn for a forum to get actual answers from flat earthers about specific observable phenomena. GPS receiver stops working right when it can't see the part of the sky. commercial AM and FM radio propagate vastly differently. what's the flat earth explanation?

I want to see the pope join a live and talk to Protestant flat earthers

attention ants: i am not a jungle gym

chat it is not good we are about to get off the plane for the second time

chat is it good if the night before you have to fly the airline emails you to ask if your plans are flexible

finally made my pet died consolation purchase: entry level 3d printer

Setting the bidet to ‘stun”

getting dangerously close to using a tiling wm

it's bad bitch o'clock I say filling my humidifier and popping a zyrtec

htop is goated when looking like you're doing serious programming work is the vibe

i'm a little theepot, short and stout, here is my handle and here is my spout

fridge guy came today and has to order a part. since we're no longer going on travel for multiple days we are going to break out the cooler and then we can have some cold stuff at least

broke: worrying about the hantavirus because of the cruise ship woke: not worrying about the cruise ship hantavirus because infectious disease people online told you it was probably fine bespoke: worrying about the hantavirus because your apartment building has mice

"i would rather you drink mac and cheese sauce with a straw out of the pouch rather than tie a tie around your head" - my wife

it's a 10:1 peace:war ratio, impossible to be more peaceful than that

well they still haven't so in the absence of fridge food i've been breadmaxxing. peasantcore. shelfstablepilled

resisting the urge to send snarky texts when i get fundraising messages from people i don't like

wife: are you googling weird fetishes? me: no... i'm googling a fan

they hated him because he spoke the truth.jpg

i would have really liked it if my landlord had acknowledged my maintenance request about my fridge being broken

I’m a linux guy and this is my life

bluesky won't load posts from my mutuals, i can only assume they are on strike, and to that i say hell yeah

free advice for democrats: get ahead on regulating AI, data centers, prediction markets before its too late.

me: hey brain it would be really cool if i could visualize to remember stuff brain: best i can do is vivid dreams about your dead pets and also a canadian lady writing a book about running at night and not having nutella

i had a legitimately good tech support experience, they only told me to try stuff i hadn't tried, poked the options they suggested and things are mostly working well now

a fun thing about me is that if a computer isn't working right it's an immediate threat to my ability to Be Normal

i called to see if they got it. first person told me they didn't want it mailed. spiraled then called back for another question, this person said they did want it mailed, then got confused and thought i sent it to the wrong place. in the end it looks like it will work out

opening the blinds so i can see da rain

okay i should say unusable app, it only does this on the app on my phone, website works fine

"i can't help that you're weak" - my wife on the difference between our preferred showering temperatures

latest bsky update has made it so if I want to dm a post to my wife i have to type something. unusable website

this is slander

i am going to defeat the youtube backlog

"i don't know. i didn't ask about the construction of the garment, i'm sorry" - me knowing what part of the conversation my wife is interested in

i choose to believe that my ultrasonic pest repellent things are playing an extremely pitched up version of darude sandstorm

i'll be playing farm simulator and watching videos about 3d printing if anyone needs me

due to many recent developments, i am reconsidering my friendship with the computer

In unfortunate news, one of the missions I work on, NASA TRACERS, is on the chopping block in the budget proposed by Trump and Vought. A functional pair of sats that would just outright be shut off because the current federal government is anti science and anti exploration.

You like my drip? It's postnasal!

what if - WHAT IF - we tried to make things better instead of worse

dropping it (the greens for my dinner) low (on the floor)

i have ensconced myself in the rocking chair by the bay window(?), that should fix everything

i really like how my isp can just be like "your internet is broken uwu" for 19 hours and then say it's back and it's not and then you need a tech who can't come until it's been out like 36 hours

thinking about printing this out and mailing it to my elected representatives at every level

it is me, 7.0 calls to me even if it is unwise

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