Field sobriety tests are there to create probable cause, not assess a person’s inebriation. They are not very accurate and you should refuse an unreasonable field sobriety test as is your constitutional right.

“Saw someone say how’s Sonic gonna respond to this like he needs to care about Miyamoto slutting Fox out like a birthday stripper again because nobody actually wants to buy a game about his son who’s last touch down was in the Clinton era”

Reading your posts

Europeans are the least serious people in the world

🤘😛

Minority Report: y’know, Spielberg doesn’t get enough credit for being a really weird guy

These guys are from England and who gives a shit?

If there’s anything I’m sure of it’s that the character of Gabriel it’s that the character of Gabriel in this movie does NOT play the oboe

Brian Eno is great but I would also note that Bowie’s classic period starts and ends exactly when he forms and disbands the Carlos Alomar/Dennis Davis/George Murray rhythm section.

It would be funny to say Rudin but unfortunately it isn’t true

“Swim away from me, do ye?” murmured Ahab, gazing over into the water. There seemed but little in the words, but the tone conveyed more of deep helpless sadness than the insane old man had ever before evinced.

It’s like I’m stating into @justktln2.bsky.social ‘s soul

A Shroud of Thoughts: Happy 100th Birthday, Gene Shalit mercurie.blogspot.com/2026/03/happ...

I’m tired of keeping my peace on this, someone has to tell the truth. The relationship in Goodnight Irene is clearly volatile and, frankly, somewhat toxic.

Me when he pulls a RABBIT, A LIVING THING, out of his HAT! How did he get it there, I was watching the WHOLE TIME

While we are talking about comparative political ideologies, I also don’t think you equate modern American liberalism to pre-Keynesian political philosophies

@contextproblem.bsky.social talking to his kids

This Right Whale I take to have been a Stoic; the Sperm Whale, a Platonian, who might have taken up Spinoza in his latter years.

Found @atwilliams.bsky.social ‘s wikipedia page

That’s right - only good things

Young people are too busy getting addicted to gambling and spreading rightwing memes on social media to care about video games. They’re awful!

What opposing teams look like when Wemabyama is in the paint

Thats a strange question to ask Godzilla 🤔

Remember when Anscombites show up in your mentos, you can use this holy symbol to ward them away

Oh man, remember frequentism vs bayes? I’m gonna put on a day glo t shirt and listen to Michael Jackson’s “In The Closet”

This is what happens when you don’t read the post and you respond to the ghosts in your head. Chancellorville had a brilliant southern tactician - Thomas Jackson. Lee’s contribution was operational, not tactical.

This is just not true. Robert E Lee was not a tactician. All of his “victories” were pyrrhic due to his foolish belligerence, he romanticized massive frontal assaults and he his orders were vague and reliant on his subordinates tactical command.

I blame his interviewer (Takeshi Kitano) for this. Clearly he would have been been better with David “The Admiral” Robinson’s San Antonio Spurs

Real

It’s Akira Kurosawa’s birthday. AK with George Lucas on the set of Kagemusha.

Nothing horrifying about this youtu.be/l-QkMaCS7CU?...

This is what you look like when your reply to my posts

Meatpacker Who Only Speaks 56 Language: Well, I guess I have to WORK

That’s not a uniform. It’s a costume at best

Happy Birthday I guess

My 2026 prediction is that dense, complex freeform jazz will have its biggest year since the death of John Coltrane

Young people: the worst!

Happy Birthday to George Benson. He was born March 22, 1943.

Reading your posts

Arthur

Phineas and Ferb has still got it. If you have kids anywhere in the 6 to 16 range and have not watched this show with them, you’re in for a treat.

Dems DHS shutdown has just 100% worked. (Nobody particularly seems to care though)

THEY’LL NEVER STOP THE SIMPSONS