I just can’t with how utterly lame evil billionaires are. Thought I’d get Lex Luthor and instead we get this guy 🙃

I almost never meet other butch trans women. One would think there would be more in sapphic spaces but nada #trans #transwoman Anyway, hi.

Bird toys 🚫 Cup with metal fork in it to bang around and nap on ✅

I’m simultaneously the happiest I’ve ever been and more nervous about the future than at most times in my life. I feel that reaction is pretty fair.

One new development over the last 10 years is that I’ve lost my ability to be surprised. So there’s that.

20% of the population can smell ants according to a wildly unscientific Twitter poll. If anyone wants me to join their superhero team lmk. I’m free on Tuesdays.

It turns out Googling “cat suit armor” and “catsuit armor” returns very different results.

TikTok is no longer LGBT friendly #trans #lgbt #wlw #queer

I’ve had the first line of that weird country song about pronouns stuck in my head for two weeks. I also somehow still have a girlfriend.

Not going to lie. Those TikTok tarot ladies really beckoned to me for a minute there during the darkest time. Not the worst coping mechanism.

Trans people are the unwilling main character and as you can see it’s challenging to do main character shit. Stay strong you little badasses you.

I can feel the queer exuding from my pores and I find it preferable.

ICYMI, this is the Cliff's Notes version of American politics.

trans #lgbt #queer #wlw #butch

trans #lgbt #queer #wlw #butch

trans #lgbt #queer #wlw #butch #election

#trauma #trans #lgbt #queer #wlw #butch #humor

#trans #ally #lgbt #queer #wlw

#trans #lgbt #queer #wlw #butch

#trans #lgbt wlw #queer

I feel like sitting down and having @levarburton.bsky.social talk to me would activate child me like a secret agent and I’d be good.

I was today years old when I realized a t-shirt is called a t-shirt because of the shape it makes when it’s flattened out. At least I have dimples 🥰

A squirrel just stood up and longingly put its paws on my sliding glass door. The world is healing.

The movie Titanic but it’s a duck boat tour.

Decided to get a little crazy and wear my Halloween socks today and it’s not even Halloween.

One day you’re going to be asked if you’d like to purchase an extended warranty for the last time and never know it.

I have and will continue to. But you know why I say it here ? Because @bsky.app is 30m strong and growing quickly. The collective wisdom and influence of users here is far greater than any individual democrat. I can't say it enough. Bluesky can be the influence that can counter RW media.

You are not obligated to be the bigger person in all situations; nor should you be.

You know times are rough when your only recourse is to ask “I wonder what the TikTok tarot lady has to say.”

The day I was born a church burnt down in my hometown so when people say I’m going to hell I don’t think the odds are zero. Maybe they have a point idk.

I’ve thought about this a bit and I can’t figure out which one of my ex-girlfriends would win in a bracketed gladiatorial style tournament. There are so many variables.

I’m back to missing pies again. My pie tolerance has reset, apparently.

I treat a CRUMBL cookie like the meal replacement cookie they are.

Got a new shoe rack from Target today so I guess you could say I’m living the dream.

Someone put glitter on my cheeks last night and I looked fabulous. However, I keep finding it and I’m waking up to the realization that this is my new normal. My two options are to stay at the glitter level I’m at now or commit to it. I get it; I get it now.

I would absolutely watch a documentary on the declining popularity of cheese logs in American culture over time.

When you’ve been conscripted into making surprise guacamole because your avocados are ripe and will turn to dust tomorrow 🥑

It’s funny how many people who complain about trans activists can’t name one.

Ahead of the curve

Whenever a trans woman pees, a cis women somewhere in the world becomes dehydrated through our evil tran magic.

I want to play with kittens rn

If you feel as though Miracle Whip is an acceptable alternative to mayonnaise then maybe we’ve grown apart as people.

It’s such a weird feeling knowing so much about gender, hormones, and everything being a trans person entails, and then being outright ignored by people with no understanding, when all a trans person is claiming is that they know themselves on some intrisic level better than you know them.

Hello my fellow #LGBT siblings. ILY for realsies ❤️

I guess I’m now in my “post-holiday smoothies will absolve me of my guilt” phase.

@hellvetikaseraph.bsky.social @msgendered.bsky.social @sydneyscreams4u.bsky.social @dragongirlz.bsky.social

The way trans issues and trans lives have been covered by contemporary media is the ultimate example of talking about people like they're not in the room *while we're in the room.*

I love how so much of the media is like *here is a cis man with no medical experience* ah yes an expert on trans care Meanwhile *here is a trans woman with four degrees* hmm seems like a radical trans activist

People underestimate how badass trans folk are. A lot of us have been through some shit and it’s a journey that forces you to face yourself, regardless. I wouldn’t call it bravery; it implies a choice and I can only speak for myself when I say that I never felt like I had one. I’d call it grit.