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become more threatening NOW

I can’t believe I crawled up 2 flights of stairs during a flair up just to be oogled by my BIL lmao

What do you do when your brother in law keeps staring at your boobs 😭

I don't think Pokemon games necessarily *need* voice acting, but I do think that if they're not going to do voice acting they should stop having fully animated cutscenes that are paced as though they have voice acting.

open.spotify.com/track/03bTIH... dusting this with my inner child

It’s like I woke up today and realized I can wear whatever the fuck I want

What other music do yall listen to? I need to diversify my Spotify algorithm

Friends I think I’m gonna sell my car and I’m so fucking excited, im gonna pay off my debt and buy an electric scooter to bridge the gaps in my city’s public transportation + my chronic illness

Hello little gay people in my phone how r u today

Feeling very witchy lately which is new, I’ve always been such a Reddit atheist (after Mormonism ofc) but I’ve recently decided your spirituality doesn’t have to be True ™ which also makes me wanna go all in on Gaylor again

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Feels like a funny time to add that I stopped listening to her for a while bc my OCD convinced me that if I listened to her my sexuality would change and I’d have to divorce him, meanwhile he knows every word and it didn’t make him a lesbian so

Hearing people call Gaylor a cult lowkey made me come back like maybe it is a cult but it’s MY cult

Like yes I’m married to a man but like. A man who loves Chappell Roan

Thank you father figure for the image of straplor packing major heat

I heard ai companies lose money every time you use their product and am reconsidering my stance bc it’s so hard to read all my stuff for class when my brain is mostly trying to convince me that my husband will act entirely unlike himself all of a sudden and hurt me but I’ll deserve it???

Fuck the ttpd costume does look so much like a desaturated ME! outfit, maybe I’m back in

I don’t really know what I believe anymore Gaylor wise but culturally I am a Gaylor like I simply do not experience her music the way normies do

Me when yall start posting numbers again

The Sabrina Carpenter Fund will now directly support The Transgender Law Center! The fund will support the Legal Info Helpdesk, which responds to more than 2000+ requests annually and the training of 400+ trans leaders through programs like the Disability Project, Black Trans Circles, and more. 🏳️‍⚧️

The Dan and Phil video was so good actually

greta thunberg's interview about being held captive & tortured by israel is viscerally upsetting. the depravity can't be overstated. & they're doing worse to palestinians. heavy read but a reminder that as i live my life, palestinians are dying. take nothing for granted. donate. free palestine.

My husband finally explicitly told me that I’m allowed to use his credit card to buy food even if that means doordashing something because what matters is that I eat, and told me he knows I do that sometimes and hide it…and I only cried for 20 minutes

american healthcare is so fucking ass man like I it was so fucking hard to get myself to call about an intensive outpatient program that I think I need but I finally did it and then find out my insurance won’t cover it and it would cost $28k 🫠🫠

DAN AND PHIL CONFIRMED GAY DATING AT 35

Did a consult with a therapist and she told me to do outpatient instead 😭 maybe I was too honest

The hard place is his c-*gunshot*

The world is profoundly evil and you have to keep on truckin'

Father Figure’s “you’ll be sleeping with the fishes before you know you’re drowning” is the triumphant sequel to MTR’s “the battleships will sink beneath the waves, you had to kill me, but it killed you just the same” bitter anger cos after all this she got her life’s work back

Apparently my husband tells his coworkers I’m not attracted to men LMAO

I can’t believe she has sex

I CAN MAKE DEALS WITH THE DEVIL BECAUSE MY DICK IS BIGGER

Starting a rumor that the reason trump hates her so much is bc he took kk’s side in the divorce

Isn’t there a theory Taylor writes marauders fanfic? Starting a rumor that the reason she picked Travis is bc his team colors are gryffindor colors

The more gay lil outfits I see on Travis the more I understand what Taylor sees in him

Renewed my med card today and usually I don’t bother printing it bc it costs $6 to do it there and the pharmacy accepts digital copies but this time they just went ahead and printed it no charge bc they say if you show a cop the digital copy they’ll just take your phone and go through everything 🤪

Thank you everyone for the kind words 💜

TW Charlie Kirk death. I was only kind of on campus. I was in my car. Looking for parking. I heard the news on the politics stream I was listening to on the drive. Once I heard where it was I called my husband and had him look it up. There weren’t any official sources yet so went to socials and saw

Still processing that an assassination happened at my school

She’s so pretty she’s literally glowing 😍😍

google AI is a Gaylor 🫣

If I don’t like eldest daughter I’m gonna riot actually

If Big Balls getting his ass kicked by a 15 year old girl is the US’ version of the burning of the Reichstag I’m gonna lose my mind.

I actually love not paying attention but still finding out same day bc she’s the most famous person on the planet, someone on your FYP will mention it, you don’t have to watch his podcast

I’ve thought a lot about it recently and I genuinely don’t think there’s anything wrong with muse speculation as long as we keep it in our bubble. Discord feels like a better format than twitter for those, but bluesky isn’t bad since most of us have a loooot of people blocked lmao

Clicking “Stay signed in” with the hope of someone who has never been hurt before

This bill will kill so many people but at least boomer trump voters won’t be able to afford nursing homes and their kids don’t talk to them so they’re kinda fucked

It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.

This customer just yelled at me through the entire checkout process because it was “outrageous” that no one helped her when she didn’t ask for help and complained to my manager that I told her if she wants help she should ask for it lmao