taylor swift, straightest woman alive 😏🌈

I wasn’t expecting the first ep to be about London at all and it was weirdly emotional seeing Ed’s appearance cos I’ve been reliving that via the shaky video of me almost dropping my phone and screaming

Me: unable to watch My entire skyline: crying immediately I’m so confused and so afraid

to call yourself an unreliable narrator right before your docuseries comes out… I have to laugh

What do you mean she’s changing the lyrics to my fav album of all time and I’m on a train to go see Lady Gaga? Help

I can hear on the original on Apple Music … but you have to delete the download you already have and reload it from the server

need her to kick me in the face

evermore is the secret favourite but she’s too gay for her mother to mention in public so she just gets seen with a woman on her arm instead

That’s my hot hot hot English professor

Me opening my entire skyline to everyone converting time zones like there’s a eras livestream and realising 3am EST sucks and here’s me planning to watch it on like Sunday evening cos my weekend is so packed

Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw Rüfüs Du Sol Oasis (x2) The Wombats Spacey Jane The Offspring

💀

her arms are so lesbian, i don’t make the rules

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ok prettyface

taylor swift:

I now have a desire to watch Taylor play Please, Dont Touch Anything

homotron1300 just rendered all the internet sapphics dead with this

Happy international lesbian day!!

We all immediately clocked her bread hyperfixation, but omg her ND self demanding to press the buzzer and then making up rules so she could press the buzzer

Called it … she’s so unimpressed that anyone would ever think she’s quitting music

It appears taylor and I have the exact same over-the-top dramatic reaction to the thought of going to space (I blame event horizon. I wonder what her weird space thing is)

you know they’re not wrong

The fact shipping is $14 regardless of if I want one CD or 8 CDs is honestly just rude

The actual knocks at the start of the chorus of wood coming from over my right shoulder was unexpected and a little startling

What in the rambling dodging the question pronoun avoidance was that intro to ruin the friendship Taylor?

The opening of Elizabeth Taylor with cinema sound has my jaw on the floor

I somehow scored an almost completely cinema (there’s one other person here) so I have the perfectly centred seat for optimal sound. This is gonna be so great

Trying to bribe myself that if I finish cleaning out the spare bedroom I can treat myself to showgirl in the cinema … at the rate I’m going I’ll be going to the 10pm session … on Monday

Father Figure’s “you’ll be sleeping with the fishes before you know you’re drowning” is the triumphant sequel to MTR’s “the battleships will sink beneath the waves, you had to kill me, but it killed you just the same” bitter anger cos after all this she got her life’s work back

'Her name was Kitty made her money being pretty and witty' close enough welcome back Macavity

IM SCREAMING THEY ASKED HER IF TRAVIS HAS ANY HOT GAY FRIENDS

I’m sorry holy shit

Cancelled is hands down my favourite. It’s not even close.

It’s up on Apple Music holy shit holy shit

Me sitting at my desk pretending I’m working:

the duality of showgirl

THE BLAZER THE LIMP WRIST THE WIDE PANTS THE CURLY BANGS THE STACKED JEWELRY THE- I'M DYING HERE 😫😫😫🥵

WHAT DO YOU MEAN UNTITLED PROJECT ON LETTERBOXD

There’s a large gap in the current schedule at my local IMAX from Oct 2 to Oct 8 which is suspiciously the exact right timing for this

I don’t have a holy trinity. I just have these twin flames. 🔥😍

How many cups of tea is too many cups of tea? Not asking for a friend

Halsey ticket secured 🙏

This is more Hayley Williams than I expected but I’m not mad about it

it's wild how much she's achieved to be able to buy her life's work and still, it's somehow not more important than her relationship to a man

can we start calling him Mr. Taylor Swift

Break that blender pls

Between the podcast and the engagement it’s almost like they are trying to achieve both parts of “bread and circuses” by themselves (and it’s working?)

It’s already hit more likes than the buying of her masters announcement 😬