And after all that we still don’t know why there was no insta post after the LA shows

I was side eyeing those final moments so hard, anticipating an unhinged “on December 23 …”

Using happiness for the ending is evil. Just rip my heart out and stomp on it why don’t you

Taylor was so ready for the tour to be over lol

Don’t worry Andrea I also cried every time I heard Taylor sing Marjorie on the eras tour

I do appreciate that this fan singing segment is happening whilst I’m walking home. Really decreasing the chance I’m looking at my phone and not the car driving towards me 💀

What in the neurodivergence was that “I love songs” moment

“Taylor you are god” Yes exactly, thank you Amanda

Based on episode title alone I’m gonna fail this task

I failed at leaving work early so I’m gonna be watching on a train for the first 20 mins of this … Taylor I need it to not be sad at all for that long ok

ok homo

I still find it extremely funny that she didn't sing this line, we love self aware queen

She never looks at the camera when she’s talking about Travis

Oh man I am soooo entertained thanks taylor LOL

“The fans are in love with Travis” My face:

Travis is bringing a whole group? Whelp guess I should sing my best bearding song cowboy like me and then maroon for the 1313th time - Taylor, probably

Amanda’s face watching Whyley perform ready for it in her costume was so wholesome 🥺

“The fans noticed a couple of days later” Baby girl we noticed ON THE LIVE STREAM

“It’s a privilege to have feet ache like this” has the same energy as “jet lag is a choice”

Dear Reader (Taylor’s Version)

taylor swift, straightest woman alive 😏🌈

I wasn’t expecting the first ep to be about London at all and it was weirdly emotional seeing Ed’s appearance cos I’ve been reliving that via the shaky video of me almost dropping my phone and screaming

Me: unable to watch My entire skyline: crying immediately I’m so confused and so afraid

to call yourself an unreliable narrator right before your docuseries comes out… I have to laugh

What do you mean she’s changing the lyrics to my fav album of all time and I’m on a train to go see Lady Gaga? Help

I can hear on the original on Apple Music … but you have to delete the download you already have and reload it from the server

need her to kick me in the face

evermore is the secret favourite but she’s too gay for her mother to mention in public so she just gets seen with a woman on her arm instead

That’s my hot hot hot English professor

Me opening my entire skyline to everyone converting time zones like there’s a eras livestream and realising 3am EST sucks and here’s me planning to watch it on like Sunday evening cos my weekend is so packed

Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw Rüfüs Du Sol Oasis (x2) The Wombats Spacey Jane The Offspring

💀

her arms are so lesbian, i don’t make the rules

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ok prettyface

taylor swift:

I now have a desire to watch Taylor play Please, Dont Touch Anything

homotron1300 just rendered all the internet sapphics dead with this

Happy international lesbian day!!

We all immediately clocked her bread hyperfixation, but omg her ND self demanding to press the buzzer and then making up rules so she could press the buzzer

Called it … she’s so unimpressed that anyone would ever think she’s quitting music

It appears taylor and I have the exact same over-the-top dramatic reaction to the thought of going to space (I blame event horizon. I wonder what her weird space thing is)

you know they’re not wrong

The fact shipping is $14 regardless of if I want one CD or 8 CDs is honestly just rude

The actual knocks at the start of the chorus of wood coming from over my right shoulder was unexpected and a little startling

What in the rambling dodging the question pronoun avoidance was that intro to ruin the friendship Taylor?

The opening of Elizabeth Taylor with cinema sound has my jaw on the floor

I somehow scored an almost completely cinema (there’s one other person here) so I have the perfectly centred seat for optimal sound. This is gonna be so great

Trying to bribe myself that if I finish cleaning out the spare bedroom I can treat myself to showgirl in the cinema … at the rate I’m going I’ll be going to the 10pm session … on Monday

Father Figure’s “you’ll be sleeping with the fishes before you know you’re drowning” is the triumphant sequel to MTR’s “the battleships will sink beneath the waves, you had to kill me, but it killed you just the same” bitter anger cos after all this she got her life’s work back