Why is this sending me!!!

Are we even mutuals if I haven't seen you cum?

20 mile ride. 1.5 hours. 1379 calories burned. 361 ft in elevation gained. Too many bugs splattered on my arms to count.

Feeling extra cute for our friend's sweet sixteen x 2 birthday tonight

We lost Jonathan Joss exactly One Year ago today. A neighbor burned his house, killed his dogs and shot him in the street for being Gay. Never forget Jonathan Joss. #KingOfTheHill #JohnRedcorn

Was going to head down to Pride but decided I wanted my back blown out instead. Which in a way is its own type of pride really.

Your dads can still clean up well

Hey Google, play that Slayyyter song

We got a wedding to get ready for

Kicking off the unofficial start to summer with a lite 18 mile ride

The current state of America: the grocery store has security tags on laundry detergent because people are struggling economically with *checks notes* washing their clothes

I am completely obsessed with my new Florida Ghost that Zack got me for my birthday. Look at her and her new little cream colored leaf with its pink stem.

How is this farce of a do nothing government still going on? It's as if the system that protects incompetent white men and women in power was built to protect incompetent white men and women to stay in power.

Can't tell if my feralness is reaching cringe or unhinged levels but my sniffies messages are reaching a fever pitch

I need someone to tell the sound editor for this season of the Pit Stop to stop mixing through their god damn headphones. These levels are ALL OVER THE PLACE 😵‍💫

Our friend had to cancel our threesome plans for later this afternoon and now I need someone's son to come sub in

Who’s next? 😏

My weekend plans:

Celebrating 10 years of Caprica today 🖤🤍

Day #2 of 36 and while I'm feeling physically exhausted from 3.5 hours of yard work in 80 degree weather, mentally I'm feeling quite fulfilled and content

ohhhh so THAT’S why you guys are lying through your teeth @teammcmorrow.bsky.social!

I've been practicing more line art — enjoy the sfw edition

May the 4th challenge us all to be willing to sacrifice EVERYTHING to fight fascism youtu.be/-3RCme2zZRY?...

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Life is such a fun little journey sometimes...

Until my digestive system (read: tummy) decides to stop hating me, phoning it in with a post from hump days past

Forever my Madame President. Also famously lost an election to a narcissistic man who drove the progress and resources of his society into the ground, leaving them prone to attack and enslavement by AI robots. And they say history doesn't repeat itself.

The definition of my husband's type (and one of my own tbh) 🥵🥵

Opening Bluesky before 6 am is wild work

Haven't done a Titty Tuesday in a while so just checking in

I’m just a sucker for everything 🧡

Just sitting here enjoying the evening sunshine

Baby girl you can’t keep faking assassination attempts

I think about this scene OFTEN

Admittedly it took my 15 years too long to watch this film, and while I generally did enjoy Acts 1 and 2, it yet again proved my running theory that Snyder has NO idea how to end a story.

If he dies tonight, it was a set up.

Fat cock Friday

The Justice Department just identified 384 naturalized Americans whose citizenship it wants to revoke and they won’t say why they picked those 384 people specifically.

Have no idea how to flex my legs, but here they are after a particularly intense leg day that is currently kicking my tuchus

Wasn't sure which of these made my butt look better so posting both just to be safe.

This fking asshole can take his apology & shove it. He has the balls to say even though he knew he was lying to ppl it wasn't intentional. Bullshit! He knew exactly what he was doing & he knew it was wrong but he was making so much money he didn't care. He's a douchebag of the worst kind.

Me trying to figure out how I'm going to get through the next 36 weeks until The Pitt returns

It was a good first day back in the gym after 2.5 weeks taking it easy on account of slicing open my foot/toe

I'm sorry. We're finally watching M3gan 2.0 and the big bad guy reveal is an anti-AI organization!?!

All I want to do is get violently high and vibe/make out with some cute boys while watching Foster the People's Coachella set

Wait until you find out how fast my car can run 13 miles.

Not necessarily powers restored, but when the impulse to shave off the mop forming on your head strikes, you grab the clippers