Been quite the taskmaster this weekend, so I’ve been balancing out all the adulting by wearing clown pants

1? -or- 2? 🤓

Get you a daddy with a boat 🌞

I just spent $200 on my hole 🫪 HAPPY CANADA DAY EVERYBODY

Okay, I’ll bite 🫦

Who wants to curl up and watch Muriel’s Wedding with me?

What’s better than getting a leg up on the day??

Explain your @ I saw “d*ck d*ck goose” somewhere and chuckled to myself: “more like d*ck d*ck loose” Then I was trying to decide on my alias one day, and I was in the car listening to the 2021 London cast recording of Cabaret, just in awe of Jessie Buckley’s Sally Bowles, and… 💡 It was perfect 😁

Last night I bottomed for like an hour before finally getting loaded up, took a break, topped for awhile when I came back, got flipped like a pancake, absolutely ran through raw, and then was edged and tortured all the way to the finish… God I Love Mario Party

Aye we won 🤙🏻

Do with this as you please… I’ll be outside

@roughpuff.bsky.social is once again trying to get me to post on theme on a Friday

Well, at least 2 of my draft pick for Canada’s Drag Race: All Stars were right 🤷🏼‍♂️

Is this enough HUMP!? Or, should I save this for a rainy day?

Without downloading new pics what’s it like to date and/or be married to you

🩲 volcado 🩲

I dreamt bsky got group messaging and… y’all wanted me in the chat 🫶🏻

Running in Mexico after 9am is not advisable 💦 💀

So 😅 there was this cute boy sitting at the table behind my dad tonight at dinner, and I definitely was just zoning out while sucking on spicy edamame trying to figure out if he was 🫳🏻

Trying to decide between the gym or the Portillo’s cake in my fridge

🐈‍⬛ TOVE LO ✨

These buns just made another trip around the sun

My goal is to finish my book today (so if you see me liking/ commenting, yell at me); what should be my next read?

Hope everyone enjoyed dancing around the May Pole 🌻

I’m just a sucker for everything 🧡

Letterboxd?!

Just found out about the Cooter quake in Missouri 😔

Hey… totally forgot to share my flash sale haul. Don’t ask me what my vibe was when I picked these. Idk 🤷🏼‍♂️

Anyone wanna come towel me off?

Everyone seems to be parading in the streets today alive and well

Made the jump to 5mi and somehow my pace got faster—make it make sense

I really liked it, though it probably helped knowing what I was getting into. It’s not as electric as Titane, but it’s still very much Ducournau. Like if you take the coming of age elements of Junior and Raw mixed with the unconditional well of love in Titane, that’s Alpha. I love this woman so much

It’s more beautiful than I remember 😭

Rolled my ankle running in the street and almost kissed an oncoming truck ✌🏻🤪

“I went on a hot girl jog this morning. Could someone having a nervous breakdown go on a jog?” is now my life mantra 🍒

I don’t know how to explain this, but I have found myself in a group chat of A-Listers who frequent my local AMC and I just saw The Drama today with one of them and… is this how you make friends?

So who can fit the most jellybeans up their—

Who’s ready for another week of Jane Don’t’s Dra—oh.

Who wants me in their league?

Alpha (Julia Ducournau) exists and is playing in a theatre near me 😱

Winning by having the most reputation… I know that’s right 💁🏼‍♂️💕

Gooped

Gas approaching $4/ gal… crazy TSA wait times… how is a boy supposed to see Perfume Genius out of town 😭

Criterion 24-Hour Flash Sale is live y’all 👀⚡️

So worth the allergy attack I’ll have later 🤧

1.43:1 left all my holes gaping 😮

Spring Is Coming… 🍓🫦

Going to see Project Hail Mary in 70mm this weekend at a Regal; hopefully AMC is okay with me opening our relationship like this

Welp that’s a wrap on 2025 at the movies… onto the next year 🥲

Buckley being an Oscar winner just sounds right to me 🥰