Sexy? -or- Embarrassing? 🦞

I think I saw a gaggle of gays at the beach

Time to pick what I’m reading first on vacation

Best part of traveling is catching up on the limited releases I missed

Highlight of these GRAMMY nominations for me is definitely the best album cover nomination for Perfume Genius’s Glory… like c’mon

imagine hating me and I’m just in my room like this

Go watch Sorry, Baby on HBO Max

10 Horror Movies to get to know me Alphabetical order 1. Climax 2. Bones and All 3. Hereditary 4. Midsommar 5. Peeping Tom 6. Raw 7. Rosemary’s Baby 8. The Sixth Sense 9. Stuart Little 2 10. X Special mention to Midnight Mass: not a movie, but would be on this list

Today is a good day to be me: 📦 Criterion Flash Sale haul arrived 🐝 Bugonia tonight after work 👠 Everybody Scream at midnight

Thought you all deserved a proper #Jocktober post before the end of the month 🎃

Y’all always doing these when I’m not on my phone, giving me fomo www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/...

Need someone to take my nudes 😈

Should be sleeping, but instead I’m crying and giving Jimmy Fallon views ✨🕯️✨Sympathy Magic✨🕯️✨

Well that’s enough of that 😇

The BF and I really need Sally™️ to do Caillou for Snatch Game, Pls and Thx

Kept it under $200 😮‍💨

The Criterion Flash Sale took my money 😭😭😭🤭

What should I get from the Criterion flash sale? 🤔

Okay we’re going to take a David Lean style intermission. I need to pee, run, eat, and then I’ll be back 😘

Who wants to help me procrastinate? Fair warning: I’m pretty boring, so this is about to get very theoretical

Yes, I own and wear clothes. I hope the message is clear 😏 #mcm

Somebody stop me impulse buying a Switch 2 and Pokémon Legends AZ. FOMO is hitting HARD.

Running before sunrise? Who am I?

Yesterday, I really woke up late, did a puzzle, ate dinner, and went to bed early. Like what? On the bright side, I feel well rested, but I’ve also been up since 4am

Had to redeem myself a lil bit. Now I can take a proper puzzling hiatus

Are my gays having fun with the new Pokemon game? I found myself a Dugtrio. #nsfwgay #bigcock #bigballs #hairy #gayotter #uncut #uncutcock #scs #fcf

never needed time to fly more quickly 😩

Losing sleep once again because I remembered Green Book beat The Favourite in Best Original Screenplay

Reviewing the catalog, and I fear maybe it’s been too much cake as of late. Think I might need to work on diversifying my portfolio

Friends nudes > porn. You can’t change my mind

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Ugh, probably not the best picture for speed puzzling—my time was absolute rubbish

9th of october, i always remember 💙🫦

Never forget #WaistbandWednesday you burned bright and fast

Me: wow I’m really wasting the day away; I should get up and do something Also me: hits play on a 2hr long Oscar prediction video

After 25hrs of gameplay, I’ve finally completed the first objective in Silksong 🙃

Won both Ticket to Ride and Calico last night, so I guess I’m in my top era now 💁🏼‍♀️

Been trying to get back into yoga and do it at least once a week to help keep me grounded 🤪

oh also gm everyone especially the 2-3 dozen of you I consider my boyfriends in my head

I keep having whiplash about my current situation- I know this is a growth stage in my life where I am certainly not where I want to be but do have the opportunities to get there eventually. But I also just want to be there now and not wait. I’m tired of life lessons!!!! 🤪

Wait. Searchlight acquired The Testament of Ann Lee?! Oh they knew how far away they were from a Best Picture nomination this year

It’s that awkward time of year where it’s cold enough at night that the air conditioning doesn’t run but not cold enough to actually cool the apartment. Basically what I’m trying to say is I keep waking up in the night sweating 🥵

the best loads are to mutuals’ nudes 🤭

Is it noticeable? 😅

Neeeed to s*ck bloomf’s d*ck

Hidden Gems, Heart-Pounding Thrillers… where’s the Night Time Quiet Time category? 🤫

Honestly thought I’d be crazier

Just two songs on repeat for a PR: Everybody Scream

Getting emotional about an album that’s not even out yet because of an article that’s not even out yet