Please!!!! I soooo want a real leftist as my mayor!!!!

This pup went to the groomer today (not the bad kind lol)

Congestion and then acid reflux leading to coughing led to a shitty ass sleep. I’m tired 😭

Any Saiga Antelope girls?

catching splash damage reading a thread where my girlfriends are flirting with each other i love my silly little life

POV You just took me home from the bar

The best people in the world are dogs.

with my beautiful girlfriend @originstarseeker.bsky.social, kinda high on a rooftop in hollywood, it's 70 degrees, and Cannons is doing a silent disco of their unreleased album coming out in a few months i'm so fucking content right now 🥰

"you've heard of a coyote, but have you heard of a BI-yote??" - @coyotegirl.online

I just paid off my last of 60 monthly alimony payments!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Pup on a plane

Super drunk dude is standing next to us slurring random comments at us and making us feel uncomfortable. Fucking men. Can they not?

Getting my girlfriend a slow eater dog bowl so she doesn’t eat too fast

As an LA resident I want to apologize to all the chigacoans out there

Cool as hell

Most LA license plate ever

I’m just having a really nice day and feeling happy.

I am always shocked at my girlfriend’s magic ability to find an amazing parking spot with freakish regularity. @coyotegirl.online

Driving down the road. Palm trees everywhere. Tank top. Windows down. Music blasting. I love LA.

"what is 'gay', if not just a form of autism?" - @originstarseeker.bsky.social

I just got a fallout tie in Dave’s hot chicken ad while watching fallout. What is this world coming to?

Go pizz girl 🍕

important addendum: MEET OTHER TRANS PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. i cannot stress how vital this one is. like "put all your funds and effort towards moving if you cant meet other trans ppl where you are" level

Anyway I would like very much for everyone to stop using genAI to alter photos of women to undress them or worse

i don't know a lot about Venezuela or Maduro, but if you are a journalist or researcher, then you should be keeping an eye on Chevron during this transition period

people that @mention random people (whom they aren't even friends with IRL) to ask why they follow someone and demand a response might be the most annoying type of person acab includes the follow police bonus points when it's about a trans woman and they drop a "this person" in there too

Drunk Miri is drunk. Happy new years sexy people of the world (if you’re a bigot you have lost sexy privilege)

Happy new years chat!!! May 2026 suck less than this year. Also I fucking love this woman so so so much! @coyotegirl.online

Chat I might be gay.

Can’t wait to kiss my girlfriend tonight. Been way too long 🥺

Noooooo!!! Cute guy who moved in next door is the one who owns the cybertruck.

This is why I love my girlfriend. Kindred souls.

*Kerrigan retransitions back to zerg after being forcibly detransitioned by Jim Raynor* Kerrigan: I love you Jim. Never forget it. Raynor: we’re done. Raynor is a transphobe.

and the departmemt of defense has lost at least ten times that. stop treating a service like a business you fucking disingenous sacks of excrememt.

🩵fave pic of 2025🩵

gavin newsom retire bitch

Going to the new location of my girlfriend’s favorite local texmex chain on opening day. SHE RECOGNIZES THE FOUNDER OF THE CHAIN ON SIGHT! And starts a conversation with her to gush about how much she loves the queso. My girlfriend is a fangirl.

Emma: without makeup people think I’m a boy Me: babe, when was the last time a stranger misgendered you? Emma in a sad voice: I don’t remember 😞

hi 👁️👁️

You know you’re a millennial if your photo library on your phone only starts in your mid-twenties.

At my parents place, standing near them and me and Emma are having a side convo and looking at a college era picture of me. Emma: I’d have fucked him Me: Emma! Emma, realizing where she was: “oh fuck” and runs off in embarrassment

🎄🎶 allllll i want for christmaaaas is YOUUUUUUU 🎶 ☃️ @originstarseeker.bsky.social

This coyote needs to be needs to be house trained better. @coyotegirl.online

My girlfriend goes to bars looking for guy-vermectin.

My girlfriend: Why am I so drunk??? Oh wait it’s the drinks…

the only "male socialization" i engage in is when i let cute guys chat me up and buy me drinks at the bar 💅

Braces are really just dilators for your teeth.

a depressing sign of our increasingly authoritarian society is the US pornhub stats maps slowly becoming more and more filled with North Korea style “Data not available”

According to @coyotegirl.online, porn star playing the part of a scientist.