🩵fave pic of 2025🩵

gavin newsom retire bitch

Going to the new location of my girlfriend’s favorite local texmex chain on opening day. SHE RECOGNIZES THE FOUNDER OF THE CHAIN ON SIGHT! And starts a conversation with her to gush about how much she loves the queso. My girlfriend is a fangirl.

Emma: without makeup people think I’m a boy Me: babe, when was the last time a stranger misgendered you? Emma in a sad voice: I don’t remember 😞

hi 👁️👁️

You know you’re a millennial if your photo library on your phone only starts in your mid-twenties.

At my parents place, standing near them and me and Emma are having a side convo and looking at a college era picture of me. Emma: I’d have fucked him Me: Emma! Emma, realizing where she was: “oh fuck” and runs off in embarrassment

🎄🎶 allllll i want for christmaaaas is YOUUUUUUU 🎶 ☃️ @originstarseeker.bsky.social

This coyote needs to be needs to be house trained better. @coyotegirl.online

My girlfriend goes to bars looking for guy-vermectin.

My girlfriend: Why am I so drunk??? Oh wait it’s the drinks…

the only "male socialization" i engage in is when i let cute guys chat me up and buy me drinks at the bar 💅

Braces are really just dilators for your teeth.

a depressing sign of our increasingly authoritarian society is the US pornhub stats maps slowly becoming more and more filled with North Korea style “Data not available”

According to @coyotegirl.online, porn star playing the part of a scientist.

I need to buy a UPS for my bidet.

you ever just wanna have a dick in your mouth while youre doing something else? almost like a comfort thing or a stim or a chew toy? like even a soft one, they're just so great

FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.

tired: still getting invited to bachelor parties post-transition wired: getting *hired* by bachelor parties post-transition

Gender affirming happy hoo-ha

thank u bans u nope, this doesn't hit as good im afraid

Also very much not innocent. How did @eva.computer beat me tho? So curious! (Probably the fake id shit. I was a good girl when I was younger)

I hate seeing friends and loved ones struggling. I wish I had the power to fix all of it. I just want to make it better so we can all go back to spending time together joyfully. I love all of you.

What id give to take away some of her fears and anxiety. I wish I could do more. This was a rough day. I hope tomorrow is better. Good night friends. I love you all.

Flirting with girls on the internet is so based. I’m so gay.

Alright. Selfie from Mexico coming right up.

if y'all could send all your positive vibes to me today, i would love that 💕

BIMBO MENTALITY WRITE-IN CAMPAIGN GET IT GOIN'

third impact

Last week of work of the year (because of surgery next week). Feeling like senioritis. Cannot bring myself to focus on work. Can't wait to be done for a while.

consider, if you will, gay sex

I was in a really dissociative headspace for most of the day today and it really sucked. I felt so strange and bad. I really needed today for getting shit done and I did nothing. I hate that.

The story of Jesus is just a really old isekai.

Driving under the influence. Of an orgasm.

impulse - Horse Power x Electric Light Orchestra - From The End Of The World

gotta say that waking up, looking down and being like "holy shit, i've got a pussy" does *not* get old maybe it will sometime down the road but (*tranny aragorn voice*) TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY

Fire drill day and I forgot to bring My tea down with me. I think I failed the fire drill.

Hey there y’all. How’s your night going?

Gee. I wonder how this got here......🤔 Any thoughts @coyotegirl.online?

TFW you don’t realize that your girlfriend has security cameras in her garage. @coyotegirl.online

Me: that’s a really stupid hill to die on Emma: I’ve died on way stupider hills, this isn’t even in my top 5 stupid hills to die on

new handle just dropped awooooo yip yip yip

Just wanted to thank @quiet.ink for reminding me that Genmaicha tea exists. yum

i fully believe that seeking public office should mean you cannot accept gifts or compensation and you should be forced to live as an ascetic in a temple huffing hallucinogenic vapors to channel the spirits of the Founders for the rest of your life no exceptions

That feeling I get when someone asks my pronouns is just sadness and dysphoria. I’m a woman. Period. Not a third category.

going from eric adams to zohran mamdani is just quite frankly an all-time upgrade

HELL FUCKING YES!!! MAMDANI WON!!! Please don’t let us down dude. We really need the win.

Pro tip: on southwest if you ask for a can they will give you an entire can, no questions

Thank you SF peoples. Had a wonderful time as usual the last few days! Yall are wonderful 💞 love all of you!!!! @eva.computer @lilylasthope.bsky.social @quiet.ink @radius-bee.bsky.social @halfbakedrhymes.com @ripperoni.com Until next time!

just two puppies reunited for halloween 🐶🎃🐶