In memory of Rob Reiner “Stand by Me” By Ben E. King

This airs at 8 am EDT tomorrow at aljazeera.com/live and then will be repayable at some point at www.aljazeera.com/program/head.... It’ll be better than anything you usually watch in the morning, I’m sure. @mehdirhasan.bsky.social was terrific.

If you were alive in the 1980s, this is among the most wonderful & truly incredible things you have ever witnessed in your lifetime.

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

Someone needs to show this to @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social next time they whine about doing "everything they can"

Until some state actually mobilizes the national guard to start defending the people of the state from these thugs it's only going to get worse

"Regime change is good now"

Barron is going to get a time out for not calling him "Daddy"

Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.

Vaccines save lives. And no, they do not cause autism.

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

Elbows up, Canada.

MAGA furries vote for a pedophile that wants to ban lgbtq people then get upset when no one wants to be friends with them lol

Random thoughts on careers I can't do nursing forever. At least not the kind I do now - Floor nursing, night shift, 4-6 patients on any given night. I'm not sure which part is harder on my body - lifting and moving that many patients on a regular basis or just the "working nights" part of it. I'm…

At the Hanz Zimmer concert tonight. Getting to see Lisa Gerrard perform again, even if it's not in person, by itself is worth it. @kemilyna.bsky.social

Okay so I’m associated with several conventions and I want to be real clear I’m not speaking for any of them, I’m speaking for me, they may actually be a little pissed I say this but… …foreign pals, maybe reconsider your U.S. con plans for the near future until we get our shit sorted out.

Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too? 🚮

Love this town 🤣

When you’re watching a zombie show and all the people in the show keep asking “what is happening?!” and you’re thinking “it’s obviously a zombie apocalypse!”? That. Except a coup.

but, but @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social nicknamed Trump "Captain Chaos" (quietly and timidly, but he did) that's got To mean *something* right?

good to know that more than one US senator apparently has a humiliation kink

On Goodbyes I said goodbye to Rascal this week. As I said before, he's been in my house for 15+ years now. Longer than any dog of his size should live. I feel like I'm mourning differently than everyone else in the house, but I'm still mourning. I was his person. He defined me in deeper ways than…

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Armed Nazis thought they could waltz into Cincinnati, brandish their hate symbols, and scare a community into silence. They thought wrong.

who would want to buy a swasticar?

@maddow.msnbc.com @governorwalz.mn.gov yesterday I heard your Gov. Walz interview & one comment early on struck me as appalling & far too optimistic for the current situation. Gov Walz - GOP governors that are supporting the coup are *not* your friends - the are supporting the overthrow of the US

gosh, he'd look so bad in drag.

I'm sure this will be great for the price of eggs.

Elon Musk is a Nazi. Full stop. Substack is supporting and endorsing a Nazi, days after that Nazi told the world he was proud to be a Nazi. Decent people have got to leave Substack. Please. I'll follow you wherever you go, and I'm happy to give you my money wherever you land.

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Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster

is that the same sharpie he used to move a hurricane? Sane-washing from PBS is fucking pathetic.

This is gold.

Felon Dances with beard. news at 11

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America: We need you to use your SCOTUS-granted immunity to protect us from the coming Trump horror. Biden: Best I can do is performative nonsense that feels good for a minute and won't actually mean anything in three days. (originally seen on @wilwheaton.net's tumblr)

until she's willing to testify against him, or lead him off a short pier, no-one fucking cares about her "independence"

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