Important to note that this isn’t a problem for the billionaire buying media properties. If they make them into successful rightwing propaganda? Cool more money. If it fails? Cool they’ve destroyed one of the few outlets with the resources to investigate them. Either way they achieved their goal

I don't have time to play the games I already own, better download 30 demos from Steam Next Fest that I'll also never play.

Kudos to the house that didn't just put up a werewolf in their yard, they also hung up the moon.

Good god he’s going Tetsuo Mode

I love how the description is "Normally fine details and beautiful colors can take hours to achieve. Not with these cookies!" and then the "Time to make" section is 8 1/2 hours

Some excellent little guys from my walk around the City of London the other week.

I bought a T Shirt from an Instagram ad and the algorithm has gone insane. 100% T shirt ads. I feel like I finally said to an Aunt “I guess I like music” and now she’s like “FINALLY. I KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU FOR CHRISTMAS.”

It's true. All Carmines are good dogs.

maybe it's just because I watched THEY LIVE today but I'm loving how every nostalgia slop horror reel involves going to a store and buying stuff

Horror movie ethics are so weird. I'm getting angry at a slasher movie cuz I settled in to watch a masked killer carve up babysitters and their wards, didn't sign up for the three dead dogs so far.

"Moe is their leader" is the first one that bubbled up today

We are now in Halloween lockdown. All posts are now presumed to be about Halloween. If there is no obvious Halloween content in a post, you are to read it in your head in a Dracula accent or read it out loud in a Dracula accent, if circumstances allow.

Was gonna spookify my display name in discord and realized that given everything since last November I never even changed it away from last year's Halloween name

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

Gen X was right about sellouts

never send me a video, I will literally never watch it

of all the dumb shit that sucks these days, the dumbest and pettiest shit that sucks is the way people fetishize debate. i would like to revert to the old roughly agreed-upon cultural understanding that debate club is for boring friendless nerds

I'm old enough to remember when Electronic Arts was a "designers first" upstart (and also inexplicably had a logo that looked like "ECA"). Still associate them with Archon and Pinball Construction Set more than anything recent.

Conspiracy theories are getting so weird and specific. It’s not like “the moon landing was fake” it’s like “in the basement of the White House there is a magical tree that bears golden fruit containing the power of the gods”. They all sound like side quests from Fallout

Just like there are yearly releases of sports games and Call of Duty, there should be yearly updates of Wilmot Works it Out where it's just a bunch of new puzzle packs.

Sitting down at Fogo de Chao for their tie-in "One Cattle After Another" themed menu. Hope I survive this

Read reviews of Ghost of Yotei mentioning that it takes place in what's now Hokkaido and hope they include the soap making district

There should be a telltale style game about her

HEALTH and Carpenter Brut are touring together and their concerts will also count as a medical test to find out if you're prone to seizures caused by flashing lights

So glad this is finally open now!

Today at The Reveal, I wrote a New Cult Canon entry on SNEAKERS, the surprisingly durable and prescient '90s tech-caper that channels the values of its leading man. thereveal.film/the-new-cult...

SOUTH HAVEN PEACHES WON’T BLOW YOU AWAY BUT YOU KNOW THAT THEY’LL STAY

Oh no, when Philly fans throw batteries it will just make the robots stronger

I have spent the last few months bingeing all of Taskmaster and believe the ideal season has: The Overthinker The Underthinker The Artist The Chaos Agent The One Who Says "Bruv" A Lot

My man David Byrne released a new album this month

Idiot dog was feeling bad all day yesterday from eating dead bugs off the street. First thing he does this morning? Find a rancid half-eaten egg McMuffin sausage patty in a bush and go to town on it

Mostly glad that Talk Like a Pirate day isn't really an event any more, but throw back to the time our dog Chewbacca celebrated.

Hello Friends. I am ecstatic to announce that I have reacquired the entire Spontaneanation catalogue and effective immediately you can find every episode wherever you get your podcasts. Don’t get drunk and fight each other.

BAT-MITE CONFIRMED

If you ever wanted to get into Hong Kong action cinema but didn’t know where to begin (or more realisticly didn’t have any way to see a lot of what were pretty rare films), Criterion Channel has got you covered in October. It’s like a HK essentials starter pack. A ridiculously stacked selection.

NSFW a band Front 242 Girls 1 Cup

C'mon this year has been grueling enough

It's kinda funny that Paul W S Anderson's entire directing output is just one battle after another and then the other guy scoops him on that title.

Like can I explain that I listen to a podcast where a man pretends to be a cowboy that hunts mummies but also reviews an episode of 1960’s television show Bonanza? I can but it’s like introducing some fetish in sex, it really needs to be a place of trust and respect to even bring it up.

Saved you a click: they beheaded a horse

Gonna be running an RPG in person again soon, which means scrambling to paint up a zillion little goblin guys

My only piece of writing advice is that if your thing DOESN'T include characters saying things like this, it is bad and you should throw it out

Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends 💔 on.ft.com/3K05vhS

The movie Timestalker has a segment centered around a New Romantic band in the 80s and they didn’t need to do such a good job on the songs but they did.

Being offline rules and I highly recommend it. Was walking the dog and some guy in the neighborhood approached me ecstatic because he loves Chihuahuas so much and just seeing Carmine reminded him of the dog he got for his daughter when she went off to college. Chicago is great.

Our office building had a lounge on the top floor, and maybe once every two or three weeks I go up there for lunch and to enjoy the view. Twice in a row now they've been playing that fucking Clapton song about his dead kid

if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you

Paratextures is a new multimedia project I started this year. It's a completely new style of gear setup for me, something I have never done live before. Layers of sounds that can be processed, blended, and manipulated live in real time. See me perform live for the first time in over six years.