I simply love to buy Cornish game hens and let them sit in my freezer for 2.5 years

Another way they are exposed is to see their parents abducted or find out they have been killed by federal agents

Every time I think I cannot possibly be more incompetent with work stuff I witness my boss in action and immediately realize there are people way worse than me

I know this is so unimportant at this moment, but my old person opinion is that elected officials should not use the F word in public or really use bad language of any type

We are alike in that our minds often act as limiting factors on our achievements

She’s always shooting her own dogs 😔

No one’s doing it like Kristi

Still seething two days later after my wife called "Mr. Noodles." I eat noodles a normal amount

Medicaid not only pays for health care for some low income people, but lots of kids, pregnant women, most people in nursing homes, lots of assisted living and home care, and almost all services for the developmentally disabled

Minnesota Public Radio says today marks the first and only shooting and homicide in Minneapolis in the year 2026

I have a hemorrhoid and I can’t sit down

Is there a scientific term for the idea that I am smelling a bad smell that is coming from inside my own nose?

Is there anything worse than thinking you are going to be the only one in the office and then your coworkers inexplicably show up?

New SDSU KRAB gear is out

The driver then pulled out a black knife and began jabbing it towards the officer while saying, “Check out my knife.” Oh so now it's illegal to show an officer of the law your awesome knife

Simply one of the best who ever did it.

I said “excuse me” to Cris Collinsworth when we were both in the same aisle at the Cincinnati airport Chipotle

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Sometimes I look at the stacks of books I have studiously read throughout my life and wonder how I can still be so fucking dumb, but it does make me feel better to think that AI programs have read everything ever published and are still even dumber than me

Simply astonishing to see the city council fund the sculpture walk and development corporation but deny funding to translators or parenting help for new immigrants. Trump has truly trickled down to every part of the GOP

starting to lose my enthusiasm for living in the post-fact violence world

Imagine how many times you would have to undergo electroshock therapy to publicly boast about getting something called the Defender of Biblical Business Award by some grifters calling themselves the Christian Employers Alliance. These people have definitely hit a child with a wooden paddle

Gender is not fluid but species is. Got it.

Look at these guys celebrating. You can see how joyous they are at the big grand opening

Uh, I have to go feed the meter unfortunately or otherwise I would definitely answer some questions

It would be so funny if Trump did somehow produce irrefutable proof that the 2020 election was rigged. We'd all have to just look blankly at each other and say damn, can you believe this asshole got one right

lol

Looking forward to seeing the World Cup played in the Fargo-Dome

Please read Philip K. Dick’s novel We Can Build You

Just watched Quiz Show for the first time and the afterlife could just me watching this movie on a loop

Trump is doing a perfect rendition of Alec Baldwin impersonating him

While this is Not Good, there was a college kid in the 1970s who produced the designs for a working nuclear bomb using publicly available information. A sufficiently committed person with enough resources has been able to do this for a long time

I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.

Trump is going to make them put out another Spacehog album

I had a professor who used to say “never be afraid to disagree with your professor. Always be ashamed to argue without evidence.” Still stays with me

Congenitally incapable of caring about British politics

Ok, this is awful but it can’t possibly give worse advice than actual pastors and it may put some of our shittiest conservative churches out of business

This is where I post from if you even care

Larry, buddy, you are geriatric and obscenely wealthy. Just hang it up and go fly fishing or whatever. What force possibly compels you to keep doing this

Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like: saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3 and a worker tier whose emails are like: Dear Jim, First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…

Tim Emmer went on what now

For everybody getting their hopes up

Arguments require evidence though

This is very true for people that want to get involved in a more serious way. Years ago I was elected Chair of my county party after going to like two meetings.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they never stopped to ask whether they should

Nothing against people with buck teeth but I don’t think they should be in Velveeta commercials

To be fair, by the time all the votes are counted, Cuomo also will likely have more votes than the population of South Dakota as well

Waiting to see some of the moving footage of vigils they must be having in Iraq to commemorate the life of Dick Cheney, who did so much to give them their cherished freedoms

The State Theater, where I can spend 40 years watching the best cinema around. Library is also good

It was assassinated by agents of Stalin Lutheran Church