Twonson Junior the Third
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insufferable
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Jess ⚢⛓️🩸
about 12 hours ago
i have no interest in separating porn from art we should all be arm in arm
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they’re calling it nature’s candy bar and I could eat it ten times a day
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about 18 hours ago
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I think that if the government just gave each one of us $60,000 things couldn’t possibly be any worse
about 18 hours ago
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post your style icon
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about 18 hours ago
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I think today would be a good day to be consumed by the void gnawing constantly at the diminishing light within me
about 19 hours ago
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okay hear me out banana + salted almonds is one of the top five flavor/texture combinations of all time
1 day ago
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in the middle of a severe depressive episode and if we could just get to the manic episode so I could get some shit done that would be great
1 day ago
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Fertile Eyes Fertilize Fertile Lies
about 1 month ago
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A haiku: I remove my shoes The odor, it has arrived It is with us now
1 day ago
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in 2026 any personal hope or dream is getting filed under “maladaptive daydreaming”
2 days ago
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man I just want to open up my little ice cream shop
2 days ago
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bakoon
2 days ago
how many bong hits have been dedicated to howard shore for his contributions to film, its not enough. next time you get ripped why not do it for howie
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Mayor Pervis Dipshit
2 days ago
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I like that I’m built like Mrs. Gumby
3 days ago
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some pretty moments from a pretty night out ♥️
3 days ago
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more mr. nice guy
3 days ago
i think you could probably pretty easily convince Donald Trump that Carmen Sandiego is real
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what do you mean I didn’t have to come all the way here to chew bubblegum. what do you mean I’m allowed to do that in the comfort of my home
3 days ago
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I’ve accidentally discovered “Rich 2” where I don’t work but I also do not have any money
4 days ago
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I cannot access my building’s workout room today and so cannot do my workout for the first time I started it in three months and it is now simply impossible to balance the chemicals in my brain
5 days ago
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hey check this out: cornfetti. like confetti but with corn
5 days ago
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this is like if you put a photo of scott aukerman into one of those age progression apps
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5 days ago
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Doing this with Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and inserting the entirety of Top Gun twice
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6 days ago
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No pictures, where are you at mentally? I’m here
19 days ago
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youtu.be/GSTfW5gjhJQ?...
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6 days ago
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Cosmopolis (2012)
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6 days ago
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Happy Year of the Fire Hose
7 days ago
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Good morning!! Have a couple of nudes from My Little Fairy Cave to start your day right 💋✨💋✨
7 days ago
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if I had a Time Machine, I would kill the millennial who coined the phrase “the [blank]s are [blank]ing.” Then I’d figure out what to do with the Time Machine.
7 days ago
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tyler huckabutt
11 days ago
happy valentine’s day
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♥️Woke up to this on my first Valentine’s Day in Love♥️
11 days ago
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loose hairs are living organisms who yearn for the drain
13 days ago
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Benny Feldman
13 days ago
Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption
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Feeling EXTREMELY vindicated that I kept telling friends and family in 2020 “I think they are letting us die on purpose to thin us out.”
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13 days ago
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“No. No. This will not be my day today.” - Me, out loud just now when the 2 ply started to come undone
13 days ago
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David Dylan Thomas
14 days ago
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
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sometimes I pick up my phone knowing I am about to feel stupid as fuck when I google whether something is true and the answer is “of course not”
14 days ago
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Age verification? The first web site I ever went to was zelda dot com and it turned out NOT to be about the video game
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14 days ago
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legit made me feel better
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14 days ago
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a new morning, a fresh new round of rejections
14 days ago
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alyson “end the BBC” greaves
14 days ago
my politics
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Upon arriving at any destination with any friend of mine: “Mitchell, honey, put your shoes on, we’re at Grandma’s.”
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15 days ago
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Post a banger that isn’t in English
youtu.be/pUJeiEva0Hw?...
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15 days ago
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Mr Targeted Harassment
15 days ago
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Throwback to one year ago yesterday when I was winning my little award in Los Angeles
16 days ago
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lol I follow so much hentai on here this put me next to all the Japanese folks
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16 days ago
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if I ever get an office job again I’m gonna have to mute a whole lotta porn accounts on here so I guess I can never work in an office again
17 days ago
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Witch Piratepussy
17 days ago
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yeah sex is great but have you ever stopped your girlfriend from falling for an extremely convincing scam saving her $4000? somebody is buying me sushi train tonight bby
18 days ago
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forget movies where the cast are all muppets with one famous lead— I want a movie where just one minor character is played by a muppet. It is never acknowledged.
18 days ago
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pronouncing lofi like Loki
18 days ago
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