new reaction image for whatever horrors you see going around in 2026

Doing my best to normalize cringe sexuality as a direct refutation of right-wing puritanical behavioral policing. Let people be sluts. It's not bothering anyone, you're just mad.

Taco Bell canceled our order because they were not making breakfast items, the horror of 2026 has begun

people always talk about the rent in nyc being so expensive but being back in the Midwest and seeing that adding creamy jalapeño sauce at Taco Bell only costs $0.23 here as opposed to $1.30 in nyc is making my head explode

in 2026 we are just making our fucking move already in mtg: arena, I mean cmon man you don’t even have any more mana to spend attack or don’t let’s go

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!

in 2026 my tits will get even bigger

Twonson Junior the Third

It’s crazy. It’s casual. It’s Crasual.™️

Puke! In the Workout Room

Last movie I saw in the theatre right before lockdown was Color Out of Space and the person a few seats away from me had such an infectious cackle during all of nic cage’s most insane bits that it would make me cackle in return and when the lights came on it turned out it was ari schaffir

“Your mother sucks cocks in hell” yeah well I do it in Bushwick bathrooms get on my level buddy

DICK GIRL knuckle tats

my gf’s mom got us an ice cream maker and tonight I made my Airplane Food varietal and it is maybe the best ice cream I have ever had New York Vanilla base, with chunks of chocolate covered pretzel and Biscoff cookies

spending the day snowed in with my girlfriend playing Magic: The Gathering and making homemade ice cream and I never thought I’d have a thing like this 🥹♥️✨♥️✨🥹

Trans girls taking their progesterone, call that an amuse-boof

Years ago, a centipede made its way into a spider’s nest but neither of them made it out

apartment have more than lukewarm water challenge — Minnesota winter edition

But first, Merry Christmas.

No CBB, No Hey, Randy! No Eat Pray Dunk No Doughboys No Behind the Bastards but Good Hang is on there, deeply flawed and stupid list. Except for Guys with Bryan Quinby which is one of the funniest things that has ever and will ever exist www.esquire.com/entertainmen...

thinkin about stuff

Everyone has always wanted this!!!

every morning I become a reply girl until my girlfriend wakes up

the real santa was all of us. i see santa in every fat child's face, in every fat alcoholic father, in your fat mother too, we are all santa

I think if you’re a top you should get a government stipend to keep an anxious socially awkward art bottom in a dog cage at home so they can focus on producing the most beautiful degenerate pornography the mind can imagine

First Trans Woman Ever coming out to her friends: Chat, it is Gay 2

I love getting Rudolph stuck in my head cause I have no fuckin idea what the other reindeer names are so my brain just fills in nonsense like 🎵on Dancer and Bleppo, Grimbo and Chubbus, Bupa di Becco, Leo and Doofus🎵 🎵AND THATS WHY THEY CALL IT THE BLUES🎵 it gets some other wires crossed as well

over 30 selfie thread real 37-year-old Hours over here

experimentalist vers switch meme:

One of many highlights this year was my sister and I meeting Paul F. Tompkins. I’ll never forget the beautiful words he spoke to me— “Sorry I accidentally touched your skin!” A true gentleman. ♥️✨

saw a take on here that said bari weiss pulled the story to give it more attention and make the trump admin look weak and man when did ppl get so obsessed with the idea of the elite playing 4d chess instead of just seeing them as woefully and pitifully stupid

ALDI is close. Very close. ALDI is right behind you now. You cannot escape ALDI. ALDI is the shadow, ALDI the Omniscient, ALDI the Goat with a Thousand Young Who Was Born with the Sun and Dies with the Dark,

IT the book: it came from beyond the stars and feeds on fear, it's true form is unknowable IT the show: the energy dagger has a effective radius of 2.4 kilometers, in order for it to resonate with the other pillar fragments it must be placed at this longitude and latitude, the dagger is alive too

everyone knows the baker’s dozen but let me introduce you to the Natalie’s dozen where you vacuum the entire bag of junk food in one foul sitting

Jesus Christ @lukeoneil47.bsky.social

Woops sorry got suckered into discourse like Frodo falling into the Dead Marshes mea culpa

i am going to fuck the krampus

thinking of making an inverse Hallmark Christmas movie: small town baker moves to the Big City and becomes a lawyer, discovers that Love is False. Celebrates Boxing Day.

naming your cat Mochi: overused, played out naming your cat Tamago: New, fresh, he is a little egg boy

All I want for Christmas is a $32K spaceship recliner pod from Neiman Marcus, 1982.

This is how I found out Fresca soda just meant Wet Soda

"I come from a long line of old weird freaks" we all do, pal!!!

I don’t care whether or not die hard is a Christmas movie the real question should be Is The 13th Warrior an Easter movie? And the answer is yes.

Going out on a limb to say I am extremely easy prey

why does taking a nap make your teeth fuzzy