Nope.

Oh my god. I needed this today. I watched it so many times, the little dog didn’t look like he was wearing a mask anymore. Just a dog so ugly - he’s cute. Omg. 💀💀💀💀

Q: Is Marco Rubio the Secretary of State? A: For Now.

Somewhere in Washington D.C., the lumen of a particular internal carotid artery is getting narrower and narrower.

I need to eat the food that’s already in my house. I need to eat the food that’s already in my house. I need to eat the food that’s already in my house. I need to eat the food that’s already in my house. I need to eat the food that’s already in my house. I need to eat the food that’s alr..

I have no idea what this means ma’am. However - it’s fucking hilarious. Well done.

The in-your-face gaslighting is astounding. Because it’s quiet. SHE is the only person showing any kind of emotion-she SEEMS to be the only one in the room who is just fed up & exasperated. So naturally SHE looks hysterical. Overly dramatic. He looks calm. Reasonable. IT IS INFURIATING.

AN EXCELLENT EXCELLENT IDEA!!! One of those “DUH!!!” Moments - I mean….It’s so obvious 🫡⚡️

Let's be honest. IF TRUMPY can get protections for ALL his taxes and his kids taxes and his businesses gets a free pass on those taxes, WE THE PEOPLE should get the same thing.. Trumpy is literally proving he's above the law.

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"The students who cannot read a 20-pg article today are the voters who will not be able to read a bill or the jurors who cannot follow a closing argument, tomorrow." The most important argument against AI in education is that it's incompatible with a free society. www.chronicle.com/article/my-s...

Maybe WE THE PEOPLE, class action as a country, should establish an extrajudicial private prison with no due process for the government personnel (from the ICE line to the Presidency). Remove their health care, feed them maggots, take their freedoms & rights. See if they can bribe their way out.

Release The Epstein Files NOW!😡

Guysguysguys…the triangle the players made is portal to a diff universe and everything is WAY BETTER-except over there, there’s always something on the tip of your tongue that you can’t quite remember. Worth it? You can check my math but I think I’m right. 29+2+53=84 8+4=12 1+2=3 3 players

It is with great sadness I say: fuck off dude www.nytimes.com/2026/06/02/b...

They don't want you to notice. In the last few weeks Trump has gone full dictator, his Cabinet members supporting him. Testimony in front of Congress is chilling. Cabinet members will not follow court orders. Pete Hogsex saying he will not follow the military code. Blanche committing crimes.

Sorry I'm late to the meeting, it's just my cat wandered across they keyboard and it's taken me 10 mins to unfuck my computer.

This is very funny way for the whole country to find out how ruthlessly bored everyone is in Maine.

A president who is bored with a war he started, ignoring that in this war 13 soldiers died, shld be hauled in front of an impeachment Sen or a 25th amendment panel, but no. Treated as normal along with all his other reprehensible actions that brought us to today, how far from democracy we traveled.

You know, idk…saw this in the comments section of a clothing catalog. I think about it too much. WHAT PRODUCT DESERVES THIS REVIEW OR WHATEVER? Which animals “revv” you up ffs?? I’m just very confused right now. Why not just say “my grandmother”?????? It’s just too much man.

If Donald Trump didn’t want to answer questions from the press why did he become President? Oh right to stay out of prison.

I MUST RIP HIS SMUG, ARROGANT & CONDESCENDING VOCAL CORDS right out of his throat & declare: “you can’t hurt anyone anymore!” & run screaming into the night to my kids. They will sauté them & add them to a simple lettuce salad w/a fresh lemon juice & garlic dressing. OH.Sorry-was that out loud?

Israel bombed a Lebanese hospital for the THIRD time. The ICU is completely destroyed. A mother desperately rushed to find her premature baby alive amidst the rubble. Washington is fully complicit in these war crimes! Where is the world? 😢😢😢😢

Oh my god. PEOPLE DO NOT LEARN DO THEY????? The fact that Spencer “Splatt” Pratt is SERIOUSLY being considered for mayor proves that fact. I give up.

WHO CARES??????

What happens when these goons become actual cabinet members? The lang changes, hair trigger defensiveness is on full display & the fucking INABILITY TO LET PPL FINISH THEIR QUESTION before talking over them? I always think of Scientology-when ppl find out it’s all about an alien from outer space.

The lesson Israel has learned, time and again, is that it can commit genocide and other atrocities with near-total impunity. Now it's exporting the Gaza playbook to Lebanon. Israel's war in Lebanon is killing thousands and displacing millions. NO MORE U.S. AID TO ISRAEL.

I go back and forth all the time wondering who is worse: Blanche? Or Stephen “Nosferatu” miller??? Blanche is gaining on miller I’ll tell you that much.

If Thomas Massie is ever right, this is it.

The Coultergeist had a few thoughts.

💥THIS IS WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO: Rubio chose loyalty. Van Hollen chose accountability. That's why one was on defense and the other was asking the questions. We need a leader who puts country over party. Thank you, Sen. Van Hollen, for saying what we are ALL thinking! 💙

Are these ppl for real?? No shame. No self awareness.

Accurate

The word on the street in Texas is there couldn't be two more unalike candidates. One who claims to be a Christian & his wife divorced him on Biblical grounds, his own party indicted him for impeachment - or the 1 who walks the walk & talks the talk, the real deal & Texans are following!

They are all embarrassing, desperate, dumB specs of dust floating around. Clogging up the air. Well I think most of us are allergic & it’s time to fucking dust.

As long as Democratic leaders are considering approving ICE funding if reforms are made, I won't be contributing. The only sane path forward is a complete termination of all ICE facilities, operations, and agents. There is no scenario where ICE is acceptable. I will not live in a police state.

Guys I’m sorry but this is just objectively funny!

That’s right!! We could flip blue! I am trying to not get my hopes up but man….that’s the dream right? 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

It’s June 1 which means it’s time to bust out my best tweet.

Couldn't agree more ...

Boycott CBS. Boycott Ellison.

Dogs….not always fun

To my dog’s original owner: Fuck you. Fuck you for surrendering them because they ended up having special needs. Fuck you because taking my belt off scares them. Fuck you for giving them a reason to not trust humans. But, guess what? They do trust humans and have one who won’t give up on them.

As President, I would read 10 letters a day sent to me by ordinary Americans. At the Obama Presidential Center, we’ll have some of the letters I read — and responded to — every night. I still get emotional reading them, and it’s one of my favorite exhibits.

this is a pride flag made from real nasa imagery happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈✨

Has anyone ever seen a happy Rapeblican??

You don’t have to sexually abuse children to be in the Epstein Class. You just have to have enough money and power to avoid most political and social rules and laws. #EpsteinClass apple.news/A-j8-H5tsQtq...