DIE ROLLING RETURNS! Catch up on the (mis)adventures of a group of nerds from Somerset before the final season of The Star Engine begins! youtu.be/mmB7QulfviM?... #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #rpg

Good night, Bluesky

These are amazing! And so cool to see a new skirmish-y game that you can play for just £15 per side?! Unheard of!!

I told you we’d be back

Have any of my chums and pals watched The Wheel Of Time? At what point does it become watchable because I'm four episodes in and trying to decide if it's worth carrying on... So far my opinion is it looks great but, by the gods it's dull, and there isn't a single likeable character in it...

@kermodeandmayo.bsky.social Greetings salty ones. The Better Half and I just watched The Salt Path. As residents of Minehead (and Minehead's indie cinema was packed for a Saturday matinee) it was full of "ooh, been there" moments.

Lest we forget. This truly was a day that changed the course of history and we remember those who were involved in those extraordinary events in 1944.

Psycho Killer by Talking Heads has finally gotten an official music video. It dropped 15 minutes ago. The song was released in 1977. :) youtu.be/CJ54eImz88w?...

Happy Towel Day, and a Glorious 25th May to you all! #h2g2 #gnuterrypratchett

600,000 people got on trains, buses to London to protest against the genocide in Palestine today & it wasn’t even on the news. Such is the power of money, it controls everything & everybody, it’s cost, life itself. Therein the answer, get rid of money in favour of equality & life

Looks like National Action have a new front group name. Thisnis from Birmingham on Saturday, where Britain First marched almost unopposed. If anyone is able to identify any of these pricks please DM me or @bristolantifascist.bsky.social, and if you're in Birmingham, you need to get organised.

Hope everyone is having a lovely weekend and enjoying the sunshine!

My favourite Muppet Show skit. Top tip: Whenever you see that body language and hear 'oye', you should start reappraisingg your life choices.

This is why cats will always be my spirit animals. "It's a glorious, sunny, warm, spring day out there..." "Yeah, but bedz iz comfee, we likez bedz..."

For sale are my three Asterix pieces. They are painted on A6 (105mm by 148mm) sized watercolour paper with watercolours, acrylic gouache and marker pens. Sold as a set so I won't sell them individually. I would like £300 plus postage please. If you are interested leave a comment or message me.

I've had to spend 3 days and nights away from home at work this week instead of the usual 2. The Better Half has just told me one of our cats is suffering separation anxiety and is pulling her fur out. It's breaking my heart. Yes I know I'm a soft idiot but godammit I cant wait to get home tomorrow.

I f**king hate April 1st. Is that news real? Do I believe it? What is something surprising and really important actually happens? P.S. Donald Tump is still a worthless sack of shite, and anybody who supports him can f**k off. Especially if you also support Nigel Farage. Wankers.

@kermodeandmayo.bsky.social Tried to find iwitter, but the website iwitter doesn't work, and nothing coming up on Google. Any ideas?

@kermodeandmayo.bsky.social I was having a bit of a crap start to the day and then I heard the Shatner joke. Nearly drove into a bollard in Sainsbury's car park...thank you both for brightening my morning.

Lately I've been having vivid dreams of very mundane situations. Example: I recently had a conversation with someone about a barber's and I commented that that was where I got my beard trimmed and, hmmm, I'm overdue a visit. I have no idea if this conversation really happened or if I dreamed it...

Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help? Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together. Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵 Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙

chard Orclord Hale has taken some lovely pictures of the classic plastics I painted for him. Check 'em out... www.facebook.com/share/p/16Ak...

This seems to trigger the MAGAts, so, yea, their monthly reminder of what THEY did.

“Put the glasses on! Put 'em on!” cinephiliabeyond.org/live-john-ca...

You need to watch this great and important speech from Governor Pritzker www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2fhPXAs/

For those who care, here's an excerpt from the forthcoming "Tories: The End of an Error", which will be published by @unbounders.bsky.social as soon as possible. Pre-order it for yourself, or for somebody else that you hate. unbound.com/author-updat...

Loads of fun with the peeps from #watchetgamersguild playtesting homegrown #40k Speedway rules, based on the drag race rules printed in last month's #whitedwarf Just a few tweaks to be done ready for the next session. Special thanks to #hellikerstearoom for allowing us the space to play.

Based Hellboy.

Ron Howard FTW 🎯

Played my first ever tournament game today, in a local Blood Bowl tournament, and I won! 2-1 for my orcs against my friend's elven union! I suspect it's all going to be downhill from here...😅🤣😂

@tescoofficial.bsky.social please, please, please stop with the "I've got the power" adverts. They're just awful. Utterly, utterly awful.

Proud parents! WE DONE A THING!!! We have proved, beyond all reasonable doubt that with a combined age of 95 two fully-grown adults can follow a set of instructions! And not a single argument during the whole 10hr process! That, folks, is how you do life. #legostarwars #milleniumfalcon

Copied (with permission) from a discworld group I’m in if anyone can help even if it’s just a share

I'd just like to point out I'm sat here, wearing a Star Wars nightshirt, listening to the Star Wars soundtrack, drinking Japanese whisky, building a Lego Millenium Falcon with The Better Half. Pretty sure life doesn't get any better than this...

You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf…

Fairy tale of dat ork It was Squigmas eve, Skazz In the grot tank And old git said to me Won’t see anover one And den he sang a song And it was out of tune I turned my face away And screamed ‘dis won’t do’ 1/

It also makes it harder for them to ban books.

Pick a movie, keep one actor, the rest are Muppets. Die Hard. Keep Alan Rickman.

@kermodeandmayo.bsky.social Dear Henson and Oz, I'd just like to point out it's Statler and Waldorf, not the other way round, as Mark said in this week's Extra Take. Down with this, up with that, pedantry is alive and well, Stuart from Somerset.

I had a fantastic weekend in a spooky, ramshackle old house in the wilds of Dorset, with this wonderful bunch of nerds, playing a 12-hour game of Twilight Imperium, drinking cider, eating takeaway and watching an awful Chinese horror movie. @DieRollingUK @FFGames

#TheStreekly week 4 Finally photos of the finished Legion Of The Damned, and a sneaky Tyranid Lictor. Working on these classic models is always great fun! I'm hoping to have painting guides done for the blog soon so watch this space. @warhammerofficial #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k

#TheStreekly week 3 Finished the last two classic Legion of the Damned for the squad. I'll upload decent pictures when I've done the bases...

#TheStreekly Week 2 It's been a busy week in the home care side of my working life, which has kept me away from the painting table for most of the week, but I did manage to get another Legion of the Damned marine done. 2 more to go... #wip

Well, it seems obvious that the daily posts have long since gone out the window 🤣😂 so I've decided weekly posts might be more manageable. So, begins #TheStreekly (because who doesn't love a portmanteau?) This week I has been mostly painting Legion of the Damned...

#TheStreak24 Day 8 Started on the first of a squad of Legion of the Damned... #wip