@hobbesq.bolasgang.com Remember when you said sometimes you just have to hit the buy button… Yes, I’m blaming you!

Hey friends, sharing this early so you can share it with others this season!

My 2 new cookies so far. Grinch thumbprint & a butterscotch cookie.

I'm seeing a lot of takes on why Lorwyn Eclipsed preview season is short. It's pretty simple: It's because of the holidays. A normal 2-week preview season would have started Dec. 29 or 30, when our offices are (rightfully) closed. Enjoy your holidays and we'll see you Jan. 5 #wotcstaff

If you slept on DJT’s monologue to the nation yesterday, here’s the short version.

Doctor watching medical drama: "That detail is wrong." Regular viewers: Interesting! Cop watching crime drama: "That detail is wrong." Regular viewers: Interesting! Historian watching history drama: "That detail is wrong." Regular viewers: It iS NoT A DoCuMeNtArY!

PEOPLE NEED 2 STOP SAYING OKO'S ORIGINAL BACKSTORY WAS NEVER ACTUALLY IN THE TEXT IT WAS LITERALLY TALKED ABOUT SEVERAL TIMES IN THE WILDERED QUEST 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 IM SORRY I REALLY REALLY FUCKING LOVE OKO'S ORIGINAL BACKSTORY I THINK IT'S SO MUCH MORE COMPELLING THAN THE LORWYN VERSION FUUUUUUCKK

🤷🤷 #magicthegathering #mtglorwyn

eugh i hate to say it but i do not like the Lorwyn Eclipsed story. there are many elements of it that i think are Bad, and it feels so much worse considering the last magic story set was Edge Of Eternities, which is a fucking MASTERPIECE

New on GMTK - The World Design of Hollow Knight: Silksong youtu.be/l7xXW0EbK4g

Just a reminder for anyone excited to build cool new Red/White decks:

We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" Well we have corollary:

This. Episode. Has. Everything. Friendship, royalty, swimming, and botany? #MTGLorwyn Episode 4: Fetch Me That Flower is waiting to be read! mtg.social/LorwynStory4#MTGLorwyn

Like I said earlier, pre-orders continue to matter! If you're interested, pre-order! strixhaven-omens-of-chaos.com

It also does not replace the Secrets of Strixhaven story, which will have its own web fiction! With the way the economics of publishing currently works, pre-orders matter in a big way! PRH's website has a bunch of places you can go for that! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/747400...

Alright, let's talk about (what's public) about the new Strixhaven novel. Here's the full promo text for the novel! The novel is both a good entry point to Magic lore and has plenty for established fans. This was a blast to work on and is 100% a @seananmcguire.bsky.social novel.

This just looked cool to me

The ceiling

A funky thing about statistics is that someone that is more frequently right will, according to the odds, believe themselves to more likely be right. Which makes for quite a simple character motivation behind mistakes and assumptions.

And it honestly has been a pet peeve of mine how many times it was suggested in blogatog, mostly because it comes from base depth of apreciation towards Strixhaven (aesthetics) that dismisses a greater depth of it.

@hobbesq.bolasgang.com , what would be your thoughts on a Goblin Squirrel that makes/cares about Food tokens?

... here is the same cat sitting in a bowl with a party hat on. Negatives from my collection, ca. 1950s.

thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I mean we have succeeded beyond ANYONE'S expectations in the pre-order department, and suddenly we're attracting a lot more institutional attention--and hence support. People, upon realizing this book was GOING to succeed, now WANT it to succeed.

As we move into a major shopping weekend, filled with sales and exciting offers, I wanted to remind y'all about OMENS OF CHAOS, the first print Magic the Gathering novel since 2019!

@robotrad.bsky.social is like THE Jace Guy

There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.

Your cards when you keep a two-land hand, then proceed to not draw lands:

Today my first article about the design of #MTGxATLA dropped. Hope you all enjoy! #wotcstaff magic.wizards.com/en/news/feat...

I assume the shark is the prey of a much larger and scarier predator that remains hidden from human kind.

Vintage dollhouse cat from my collection. Pictured on Francie for no particular reason at all.

#3157 A helpful tutorial

one punch man season two

I would HATE it if more ppl who pulled this card respond with similar selfies. Absolutely hate it. 👀👀👀

All that garbage I listed in the first sentence just gets in your way.</rant> 3/3

to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.

It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.

The meaning of bewildered is confusing.

Very important news everyone

Well, the B&R announcement later today. Should be fun to see what gets banned.

Leasel

I just hope he's in the gremlins 3 writers room

Why this is a big deal: Pekora has 2.74 MILLION Subscribers. This video streamed 2 hours ago and has 138,000+ views. It’s not an official collab; she’s just doing this because she’s been playing FF (done with I-VII) and bought a box with her own money. I just want more people to like FF & MTG!

Every game studio should have a Skinballs motivational poster, this is not a joke