The Venatori confiscated ass cakes. Said they needed it for dealing a devastating blow to the Inquisition.

“This is a deck that brings a lot of innocence & simplicity to the readings I use it for,” says @alanddauthor.bsky.social , “not as much as if an elementary school girl was telling me what to do, but more through a connection to my own inner... wildhunt.org/2026/04/card... #pagan #cardcaptorsakura

If, like me, you are overwhelmed by making miis you should check out this video. It gives two methods on importing miis. Shout out to @nintentalk.bsky.social. #tlltd #tomodachilife

I operate under the assumption that most women want to see themselves depicted as absolutely adorable & cute as fuck, an elegant ethereal goddess, or feral and covered in the blood of their enemies

a lot of men never recovered from women being able to have jobs and demand fair treatment and have been waiting for any opportunity to punish them for it

like honestly. gotta have some floor time #tlltd #dragonage

Halfway to Halloween 🎃 #WitchSky

Let me tell you, dangling meat in front of the bear, so to speak is a great way to get immediately sober.

Manfred, I would die for you. #DragonAgeVeilguard #DragonAge #VirtualPhotography

I love that every gaming channel I watch on YouTube is just playing Tomodachi Life. It truly is an amazing game. Nintendo knew we were all unhinged weirdos, and I love them for it. #tomodachilife #livingthedream

Not Fan Duel approved: After the #BlackSox lost the 1919 #WorldSeries, Cubs Mgr Fred Mitchell said on 4/17/20 he wouldn't release the names of the Cubs pitcher until his line up card was handed to the umpire, in order to curtail gamblers from betting. #BaseballandtheLaw 98-111

"...non-black people want to take everything from us except the weight of our history." #unc #blacksky #aave

"More like my father... with each passing day" #bg3vp #bg3 #baldursgate3vp #baldursgate3 #VirtualPhotography #bg3Halsin #Halsin #HalsinSilverbough

Let us put an end to slaughtering everyone at Castle Cousland.

Two more days....#tomodachilife

happy 25th anniversary to the animal crossing series! ♡

April 13th - A Journey with Goddess. Tyche - Greek Goddess of fate. She presides over bouts of bad luck and blessings of fair fortune. If you're having a crappy day - it's not your fault, it's down to Tyche. And if everything is going just swimmingly then give thanks to Tyche! #WitchSky

I need to invest in some belts for my pants. Lost like 25lbs in the past few months and now my pants won't stay up. I refuse to buy new clothes because who the fuck has money for all that.

Can you kiss the brick before you chuck at me next time?????

I need to actually get my bills in order but I have no executive function!!!

I'm not looking forward to Thursday. Executives will be in the office for a town hall meeting and I have to look nice. I have fancy clothes, I just hate wearing them.

I regret to inform y'all that Hans Zimmer fuckin sucks.

Look at these folks! It's so wonderful for us to be cheering together for real heroes again and not shareholders. Thank you NASA. (Images courtesy of NASA) 🚀

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

I missed this from @phineas.bsky.social when it originally came out but it sure feels relevant at the moment. Also, you can buy this as a print from the artist here: www.inprnt.com/gallery/phin...

you could not craft a more hilarious and painful omen for the 2026 seattle mariners mlb season if you sat down with a crack team of world-renowned writers and paid them handsomely to invent one. i mean holy shit

I've never done that either....y'all are weird. I would never think about Halsin's magical...flow like that. Or Lucanis using his sharp...daggers. *erases AO3 favorites*

But we do.... #bg3 #durgetash #gortash

Know thyself. #webcomic #comicsky #perfectionism

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm

Time once again for my favorite seasonal post

SWHFTT‼️‼️SUNDAY‼️‼️ 98. The Moon landing was a Raid

José Ramírez goes yard, Gavin Williams tosses 7 shutout innings and the @CleGuardians take the series in LA!

Fun reminder disabled people generally cannot flee to other nations for sanctuary from increasing fascist dangers of eugenics. Including disabled people part of other marginalized communities (trans, otherwise queer, BIMPOC, etc.). We are literally barred from immigration due to being “burdens”.

If the Gods don't want me to go to therapy much they have to try to kill me every time I go, they should fix my mental illness. Last time it was whiteout snow, this time it was tornadoes. 🥲

Right when I make it to my therapy appointment. 🥲

Glad I can ACTUALLY watch tonight's game against the Dodgers. I'm starting to wonder why I pay for Guards TV...

thai food is no joke

Guess who's learning to hotsample. At least I've made it work. for better or worse. #bg3vp #bg3 #baldursgate3vp #baldursgate3 #VirtualPhotography #bg3Halsin #Halsin #HalsinSilverbough #OCEthery #DarkUrgeOC #DurgeOC

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Artist: @jess.a.creates