Why does poppi doc pop taste like a flat coke zero? I'm mad I paid for this. I will finish it, because I'm not wasting $2.

1 birthday down. Only 3 more to go.

I got a tooth pulled at 8am, went to work, and now I'm going to celebrate birthday #1 of 4 at my sister's house. To say I'm exhausted is an understatement.

Finally, a flag worth fighting for.

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.

The power went out at work while I was at lunch. I didn't freak out when I came back in because I was listening to a podcast about a murder. Who told you that?

People in glass houses should be careful throwing stones.

Animal Crossing Wild World (2005) #acww

Honestly, I don't think porn stars think about genitals as much as the anti-trans crowd.

Having trouble sleeping? Have you tried this?

Let’s honor the legacy of Martin Luther King Jr. not just with words or quotes, but by living his values and putting them into action.

1 hour of 2 gone waiting for my car at the kia dealership.

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS MAN???? #baldersgate3 #haslin

🧵 I finished watching/listening to another compilation of French cutscenes from Dragon Age: The Veilguard. It takes me about a week to watch these "movies" on YouTube, because the story spans several hours. That's when I realized something...

So, my neighbor's son decided that shoveling their driveway wasn't something he should do and this is how their car is.

I was looking at my phone and this still scared the shit out of me. Never had a forced push notification for the weather before.

Name your favorite starter #Pokemon from every region! Kanto: Bulbasaur Johto: Chikorita Hoenn: Torchic Sinnoh: Chimchar Unova: Oshawott Kalos: Chespin Alola: Rowlet Galar: Sobble Paldea: Sprigatito

I use this blocklist btw, for all govt accounts. It had already blocked the ice acct before I could. bsky.app/profile/did:...

Reminder that blocklists like this one will do the work of disappearing all the white house accounts for you bsky.app/profile/did:...

Can’t help but think Kamala would have been a better choice.

He saw Bryce Harper drinking fresh goblin milk on social and was like fuck that shit I'm not sharing a locker room with Baseball RFK

Got 19 inches yesterday. Cleveland breaks Jan. 15 snow record with 7.2 inches - cleveland.com share.google/AvFJpsE51lkH...

The NFC chips I made years ago work to get Mineru in my town. I have to check if the one for Tulin works too. Here is a list of the amiibo that work for each character. #acnh #legendofzelda #tearsofthekingdom share.google/bqw3lVxLPwux...

In theory I can pull out of the driveway, but I'm taking my ass back to bed.

Welp, I'm sure as shit not getting out. Back to bed.

Jokes on you, I listen to this album weekly. #ourladypeace

It was a really bad pain day again, which got me thinking of my pet peeve with the occult & witchcraft scenes: The notion that rigid daily practice is a requirement for success. For many chronically ill folks that's not possible. But our magical is still real! #witchsky #accessiblemagic #spoonie

Good evening Witches! What insurance would you cover your broom with? 🤣 Thank you War and Peas! #witchsky #pagansky #occultsky #witchmadness #humor #comic

AI does not belong in witchy spaces. Full stop. #WitchSky

Arqueólogos descubren un falo de cristal de 400 años de antigüedad en una antigua letrina de un convento.

im both tbh i tend to yap and nap at the same time

Known anti-vaxxer who refused the COVID vaccine shooting up steroids.

Sure, break ups suck, but have you ever experienced true heartbreak?

We SAID a child being murdered because he had a toy gun in a park was heinous. Y'all said - Well if you squint & look at it from an angle & ignore the color, it might look like a real gun to a cop roided up on adrenaline & a 12 year old child should have known better.

Dear white people: Defeatism is bad … but ? Watch your tone when you tell people especially people of color and Black people and immigrants who have watched for MILLENNIA in the long term and our ENTIRE FUCKING lives in the short . Of whiteness resisting change

Everything is shit, but I found these at Aldi. $3.19 but was worth it.

"Be gone, orange devil, be gone!". #Hex #Curse #Spell #WitchskyCoven

Hey, get that flu shot. Knowing folks who are catching this current flu and it's kicking them in the teeth -- the shot will, worst case scenario, prevent it from taking you to the hospital or the morgue. It might knock it out quicker for you or even help you duck catching it. (Mask up, too.)

If you want an example of right wing propaganda masquerading as feminism, this is it. Saying famous women aren’t allowed to dress the way they want or must act in a certain way so that all women cannot be sexualised is pushing purity culture rooted in religious fundamentalism.