I can't believe I got 85 reskeets

Nothing good in Pokemon Go today so I read my book while walking around.

This is the bird that just dive bombed into my head

Uhh i got to work and the building doesn't have a pride flag up in the lobby yet?!

Who up scaried

Telling my mom I'm "watching TV" because I don't want to explain tiktok

Happy pride month

I made it to 100! I deserve new shoes right?

I'm so stuffed with cucumber

Is Backrooms another tv show I've never heard of?

Niche pokemon discourse: i hate Go passes. Bring back timed research.

Post a photo from 2019

The spam texts are getting too weird

Today's pokecryptic.com is easy, go do it!

What is Hacks I've never heard of it

You can only leave your planet by fusing with a sequence of humanoid hosts one after another as they die faster than you? Trill issue.

I'm not sure if it's still ok to buy silly t-shirts from random online sellers because how do you know if they're AI or not?

Why do I want to read something written by the pope. 2026 is so weird.

Waiting for Susan Boyle's announcement

Today is a time for ibuprofen and extra coffee

Happy Dragon Quest day!

My legs are tired 😥

Oops I forgot my medicine before going to bed and couldn't sleep

Mental health secured for one more day (I walked 25,000 steps)

Pretty sure I have a 50% chance of being laid off and replaced by AI by 2028

Good news, the ice cream fixed me. Unfortunately I ate so much soft serve I feel quite stuffed

Seeing all the shirtless joggers with their abs out is making me slightly question my plan to get a big ice cream but I think im still going to do it

I went outside

I NEED a good Pokemon Go event to come up

I've been feeling zoned out since this happened.

Jealous of international bloomfs with holidays today 🥲 (Not that we didn't have one last week...)

The store didn't have the ice cream flavour i wanted so I decided to be healthy and buy cucumbers instead

Well that's it, I'm never going outside again (a bird pooped on me)

Now I'm feeling anxious. I'm gonna see if Candy Crush helps.

Hi I'm kinda bored

I wanted baked goods but don't wanna do the work so I just microwaved instant oatmeal.

If i eat yogourt and then have ice cream, does the lactobacillus turn it into froyo in my stomach?

I did it

Im tempted to download Candy Crush again. Someone stop me

I want these new shoes but they don't have my size in the colour I like best, only in other colours

These 4 friends who look like they came out of a sitcom sat at my table in the park. They seem like students and one of them pays more than me in rent and another one is invested in her friend's startup

What food can I eat for dinner that will cure my mental health 🤨

When he says "I know a place"

The sadness when you've done all your eating for the day.

I think that doughtnut made my headache mostly go away 😌

The tension between you, feeding golden razz berry after golden razz berry to your pokemon at the gym, and whoever is battling it

If you're wondering who saved your skeet it was probably me clicking by accident. I found out I have a bunch of totally random things saved.

I got Proton Mail I replaced Google search with Duckduckgo I made my own step counter widget with cute pokemon sprites

Yay trains

I love being performative (unfollowed and blocked 2 oomfs for posting about enjoying eur*v*****)