Lindsey Graham tragically had a heart attack right in the middle of his annual no loads refused orgy last night. His last words were "fuck, I spilled my jungle juice". RIP, he's bottoming with the angels now.

that NYT journalist doesn't need you to come save their reputation in the comments btw

the rich people who larp as poor wooks creep me out more than any designer suit-wearing penthouse dweller. enhances their predatory nature.

need to actually submit some articles, i keep seeing some real dogshit that makes my impostor syndrome diminish

my partner got me new jockstraps and this is a picture of my fat gay self in one of them, fair warning.

Dog girl post jog

remember the reason for the season

forbidden plug

average british child

we need to make sure every woman in this country has a gun and a synthesizer

this post is a request for diletta to do an impression of me

i love seeing the wider internet finally catch up to a beef i've had for over a decade

trans girl who accidentally goes to the HRC clinic and emerges in a pantsuit

what happens if you go to Top Golf when you're a bottom

Barefaced

goofy ass sunburn lines from floating down a river today

Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!

What is an "outside agitator"? An outside agitator is anyone who tries to stop mercenaries from terrorizing people. An outside agitator is anyone who interferes with politicians' attempts to suppress protest. An outside agitator is anyone who acts in solidarity. crimethinc.com/texts/agitat...

fuck y'all, i'm on island time

moving the save/share image buttons into a dropdown menu pisses me off.

looks at u like this

thinking about my old boss handing me his phone to pull up a website for him and the browser is already open to a search for "gay cock worship"

overly niche meme i found from years ago

every time i read someone say "girlthing" my brain says "girthling". chode up, girthling

slightly diminish a book: No Country for Middle-Aged Men

WAKE UP Rub my nipple to help me get my chub up Or whatever SOAD said.

fun fact: the reason why chairs have that little hole in them is to accommodate for the tail

marlboro silvers might as well be herbal cigarettes, tbh

why did my psych not tell me that wellbutrin will make me a horny freak

working on curating an experience

my favorite thing about being an anarchist is being annoyed by other anarchists. we are terrible and i love us

That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.

fuck the dodgers!!!!!

thank g-d for girls that stink

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

Since it's Lesbian visibility week, I'm making this lesbian art, well, visible! If you click the button at least. 👭🦄

i am unfortunately the kind of neurodivergent where i like knowing the rules of magic, ttrpgs, and baseball and it makes me unintentionally insufferable

Made a card while we were playing commander

Belly orgy

how is this website operated more poorly than twitter and old tumblr

Asking the forbidden question

Fine I’ll post it again

Games Workshop has always known the same thing the writers of Star Trek knew: if you include just a little bit for the horny weirdo, they'll spend thousands on your merchandise. This is something George Lucas only did by accident, because he doesn't really know about sex

topping for hours at a time, call that a