Friend of Dorothy marketing strategy.

This was peak technology innovation. Now everything is a black rectangles and subscriptions.

Haircut just in time for Tidal Wave 🌊

Fuck a app

nightly gainer shakes making me feel heavy

Going to make this summer extra fruity

Eat big lift heavy ✨ #tummytuesday

Tues

Post gym gloooww

hey bluesky, first post before and after vibes. still growing

Why did I post this omfggg

Thinking about my friend asking if we can go eat somewhere with normal portions.

And are you guys belly fans here 😘🤨

Taking @fatoverfedhog.bsky.social’s advice like it’s the law. Double bierstick, video you know where haha.

💪🏻🐷

The pool’s outside waiting

Can everyone who’s mad at me going to a Politico event at the Hilton to chase a source down for a story I am currently on assignment for please just block me and go away. I truly have zero interest in engaging with anyone who don’t understand the concept of a journalist going places for reporting.

Back in the box after 3 years

Need bigger arms still 😮‍💨

Well I’m a CrossFit gay again

Found a xfit box near me I didn’t know existed and doing a drop in class hopefully makes me feel something

In the mood to shoot my phone, get a Motorola razr, go on a cycle 💉, get into illegal peptides, ween off caffeine and permanently get offline and living irl.

The whole foreign government posting AI-generated videos of our president being controlled by a Spider-Man villain version of his deceased pedophile sex trafficker friend is just something I wasn’t prepared to deal with in adulthood

it’s monday

XXXL

I just saw someone fighting for their life in the comments trying to prove their work wasn’t AI…they’re just not very good 😭

Which is which? @mrlawsonpants.bsky.social

Feat. my favorite piece of art (moi) 🖼️

Big boy at the gym… ground breaking

Thursday!

Fuck it - I worked hard bench pressing tonight at the gym, so I'm gonna take (and post) a pre-shower pump pic. 😉

Sorry if I’ve been really annoying with this. Rent is due in a week, and health insurance is almost due as well. I still haven’t been able to find a new job and have not been able to qualify for any kind of government aid even with my medical history. Don’t know what else I can do but beg 😣

If you get choked up now

Nasty Pig being the villain of the day on Twitter omg the world is healing maybe someday I can leave Bluesky

Trying to hug you tight

Wanna start with the front or the back, boy? 😉😈

beards getting a bit unruly

Happy Tuesday beautiful people ❤️ #tummytuesday

Got called out for not following many fat people. Fatties where ya’ll at? Like this for a follow let’s try to fix this 💜💫💫💍

Big and strong and dumb

Tanning the tank ☀️

Body not tea, it’s the kettle 😛

Just saw hot fat man taking a shit naked and eating a burger while masturbating we truly are living in the Wild West.

☺️ 📸 @joeyoinks.bsky.social

Morning handsome

Love hanging out with @bevviesandbeef.bsky.social where we just eat and show each other the latest guy to give us dysmorphia.

H-U-G-E