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I know yall don’t post here but @criterion.bsky.social I need a stand-alone HAPPY TOGETHER release please ❤️

Jude Law and Paul Dano star in The Wizard of the Kremlin as rising KGB officer Vladimir Putin and master manipulator Vadim Baranov, who join forces in the chaos of post-Soviet Russia. In theaters on May 15.

Jacob Elordi to his manager:

Faces of Death (2026) ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

Let’s goooooo

ESPECIALLY this one

I just tried posting three times and they all had typos ugh

All these pictures of the moon make me want to cry 🥰🥲😅

I gymmed

New poster for ‘DESERT WARRIOR’ starring Anthony Mackie. Only in theaters April 24. #DesertWarrior #AnthonyMackie

Yesterday’s fit

Which is which? @mrlawsonpants.bsky.social

Reading way less than usual and I hateeeeee it

Send me your alts

Not trusting anything I read online today 💙

We’re back!

Cincinnati was very cute!

Last night was FUN!

Found both sold-out Connor Storie covers of VMAN and CULTURED in Cleveland so pretty sure it was a successful trip. Now — Cincinnati!

Boring Cleveland skeet: yesterday it was 68°; today it is 34° 😩

THE PITT is to ER as A LITTLE LIFE is to WILL & GRACE.

LA weather ❤️

Everyone on DTF ST. LOUIS speaks and acts like an absolutely alien. Like wtf LOL

Sup

Just finished / now reading

Sometimes I think about Leslie Cheung and get so sad

This one man in the office is pushing March madness brackets and I just gave him nothing until he moved on. Baby I’m not interested!!!!!!!!!

Who here lives in Cleveland or Cincinnati?

My 15 favorite films of 2025: Bring Her Back Frankenstein Marty Supreme The Mastermind Materialists One Battle After Another Peter Hujar’s Day The Phoenician Scheme Plainclothes Rebuilding The Secret Agent Sinners Sorry, Baby Twinless Weapons

Oscars!

The way our book club pick is attacking me right now….

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

Obsessed with my niece & nephew

I did not pay to see Scream 7 but I did see Scream 7 and wow was it horrible.

Last night’s LA sunset

Coworker surprised I wasn’t responsive on Slack last week when I used a sick day… baby if I’m out, I’m OUT. I am not working on a sick day period.

Why is it 90° in LA today 😩

Sick day ugh

Today / tonight

That Night Manager finale? Oof. Gut punch.

This took me right back to 1997

Now why the fuck am I at work today

Wish my fave local coffee shop served eggs but they don’t have a full kitchen 😔

First time at the Rose Bowl Flea even though I’ve lived in LA for almost 15 years 🫣

Taking screenshots like I’m at a concert

Kara was my intern in 2007/8 and now she’s leading press campaigns for studios! Great to reconnect ❤️

Last night 🧛‍♂️

Meanwhile I’m promoting movies - who am I to talk shit?

The world’s on fire and you’re on vacation. Vacation. While the world burns.