The makeover challenge making me cry applies to international franchises as well I fear

Team Disasterina

One thing Tik Tok is really good for is extremely niche content. I am crying laughing to someone singing Hymn of the Fayth from FFX in the style of Hugh Jackman LMAO

I started playing Clair Obscur Expedition 33 and while I am enjoying it, the battles are stressing me out lol. It’s beautiful but like why do I have to fight the merchant

Remember when Sasha Colby went on drag race and said “I’m God” and the judges were like YES YOU WIN

I want to join a polycule

Need this new Florence album NOW

I’m excited for the reboot of Match Game mostly for the hope that RuPaul watches and learns some new references for Snatch Game

Truly do not know what I would do without my local pho place

Just got invited to a department-wide all hands meeting by our manager in 1 hour with no topic other than “updates”. Even people who are out are being asked to attend. My anxiety is through the roof

I want to go to Mayhem so bad but everyone who I would have wanted to go with already went or can’t go and now tickets are so expensive that I can’t even go by myself if I wanted to 😭 feeling a lot of fomo today

Sending a text in the group chat that everyone reacts to

Got a bacon egg and cheese sandwich for breakfast and they accidentally gave me two so I’m already having a fucking GREAT day

I want another Dungeons & Dragons movie but this time I want David Corenswet as the bard

Another successful interaction with a man!!!!

Feeling really in denial about being back at work today

Slow tongue kissing would solve all my problems.

Chase Runaway one of the best drag mugs in the WORLD my god

Nick Offerman must reprise his role from Miss Congeniality 2 for me PLEASE

Helicopters shouldn’t exist period

First thing I see when I open Tik Tok this morning

RuPaul AND Chappell Roan being obsessed with Lydia Butthole….the other girls are probably like what the FUCK is going on

A season of Dragula Titans where the only contestant is Jarvis Hammer and every episode focuses on Jarvis Hammer

I need a bardcore cover of Glamazon, STAT!

Obsessed with the idea of Naomi Smalls doing a sexy clown number. I hope she wears a nose lol

Spotify count your fucking days for this. HORRIBLE

WHY DID BEYONCÉ START AN HOUR EARLY LAST NIGHT I MUST KNOW

Beyoncé really sat down tonight and said “did you know you only have 30 minutes!?”

Update this is the year I become an aloe vera drink person

Need YRP to headline Coachella

SHE’s STARTING WITH BLOODY MARY!? Oh my god this is going to be WILD

They got Ms Toot when she said “I don’t have a Kryptonite…I’m Supergirl” bc Supergirl is in fact weak to Kryptonite

Messaged a guy on scruff and told him I liked his profile name and he changed it LMAOOOO

Ok but what I want to know is IS THERE GOING TO BE A LIP SYNC SMACKDOWN with the eliminated contestants at the end of the season!? If so my money is on Lydia LOL

Lowkey terrified of The Cataracts & Dev coming back

I am shocked - this is so sad

2025 is the year I become a sparkling water person

iPhone people - does everyone else’s Photos app just not work ever since they made that god awful update?

Please talk to me Why would to talk to me? Don’t try me LMAOOOOO

I ordered three vinyls from the Fueled by Ramen vault sale and rest assured when they get here I’m gonna break my fucking NECK head-banging to these Paramore albums

The way I will just not watch a streaming service anymore if my Roku logs me out of it

Aaaaaaaaaand….shudder subscription canceled. See you next year for Season 7!

Wait wait wait TITANS WAS MENTIONED ON THE FINALE

I swear to God it’s like the Shudder app KNOWS I’m going to cancel once I see the Dragula finale and it keeps crashing when I try to watch it

You know what, Chappell?? You’re right - I CAN kiss a hundred boys in bars

Wicked tickets secured

Wish I could be more slutty but I’m too afraid of catching feelings

Charli XCX announcing a BRAT Stadium tour for 2025 with no LA date…sympathy really is a knife

My feed on here is an exact 50/50 split between drag queens and gay nudes and I love that for me

Sometimes I hate Tik Tok but sometimes I’ll watch a video of someone asking “can I have a please burger, cheese” in a drive thru line and the laughing so hard that I can’t breath is what makes it all worthwhile