You're not that guy

Will always love the trope of horny ads for things that are explicitly not horny.

When he moans after burying his face in the area where my shaft meets my balls (I haven't showered in a week.)

I'm disappointed in so many people right now.

*taps sign frantically*

I'm too jaded by seeing how the world really works to enjoy Hoppers.

"Charlie Brown had no hoes" Explain Snoopy?

You'll see at least 3

Smoking behind the supermarket with you is definitely big tobacco propaganda, but I'm enjoying it so far. Give the manager her own show tho.

When your reply is so ass you make them delete their original post

Can't have shit anymore

Somewhere Yuzo Koshiro's ears just perked up

Tagging all the women in my life with '🫵'

I know a few of you who would fold in an INSTANT

These are the same libs trying to brow bash you into voting for Newsome They've tried to throw trans people under the bus every chance they've gotten, but then turn it around as "Think of the trans people!"

Jen DerFluid? Never heard of her.

As someone who realised they had a thing for body hair in the early 2000s and was treated with a level of disdain usually kept for sex criminals... I feel good about this post.

Fuck, marry, kill, but it's just me in sequential order.

How about you go generate yourself some self-respect.

They're CANCELLING ME! They're CANCELLING ME on SOCIAL MEDIA!!!

Alexa, how to stop becoming AM from I have no mouth and I must scream?

Suspiria (2018)

They lie as they breathe.

The LAST person I want to hear discerning/dissecting the meaning and symbolism of a movie is the film maker.

Nice artistic b&w nude you have there, it would be a shame if someone colorized it 😈

I'm gonna make Klaus Nomi have sex with Pier Paolo Pasolini #tomodachilife

If Mamdani is so amazing, why's he scared to 1v1 me at Sanrio World Smash Ball!?

Me when they bowl of unmitigated joy arrives.

The amount of slack I gave Alex Garland and his bullshit opinions because Dredd is so fucking good.

Sisyphus rolls his boulder up the hill.

Went to my regular Chinese place for lunch and noticed their new chef has is barely 4ft tall. When the waitress brings over the food, I looked her dead in the eye and asked "You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"

Type in *vtuber* controversy '*Vtuber* is French' *click* "Are you sure you're not interested in this channel?" *click* yes.

The Spongebob abortion episode will never not haunt me.

If I was buzz melvin I'd simply write honey bucket 2.

My 'please clap' pose after whipping out my cock n' balls

They fucked up not calling the sequel Vampire Hunter Double Ds

When the humancel says something so knotphobic you gotta hit them with that anthro stare

Armpit fetishism Kirby

Nam like flashbacks to the Mcfarlane Akira line of the early 2000s

"fighting evil by moonlight Winning love by daylight..." Is just weeb "I wanna rock n' roll all night and party every day"

I didn't know the goat Hisashi Eguchi was a closeted trans woman.

Hades succeeded because under the wonderful art and fluid mechanics, the game is real fucking horny.

Tell me more about Kate's bush.

This might be the most hateful thing I've ever written.

Get on the weenie roller-coaster, Rainnnn

If anyone's interested in voting on the 3000th movie I watch. etc.ch/ocPB

One away from 3000 movies watched. Gonna think of a stack and do a vote for my 3000th