Gurl same

I think I'm gonna buy a Superstation one.

OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP!!!!

Disney have a frotting discussion show with Will Smith now I guess.

Whenever there's an article or video about The White Stripes it always reads like one of them died years ago.

Come on, man

I want whoever covered the Pet Shop Boys for the Lord of the Fallen 2 trailer killed.

I need a Werner Herzog narrated jerk off instruction.

Tired of your shit.

Is it too much to ask that I never see Mr. Beast's haunting visage ever again?

Bruh, why's Kazuchika Okada there? (second row, 3rd from the left)

Finding out Ryuichi Sakamoto designed the start up sound for the Dreamcast just proves my theory that we're in this mess because we allowed the Dreamcast to fail.

C-C-C-C-C-COCAINEEEE!

Hello to the first thing I've made in weeks.

I don't care if you use Linux, just learn to wipe your ass properly after taking a shit.

I feel like I catch myself saying "We're gonna have to kill a lot of people" every day

*hums 'mad world'*

There's gotta be a more delicate way of telling someone to get a fucking clue.

LOMAX! You piece of shit!

I think it's cool to mention the flops as well, when talking about an artist's legacy and impact. Take David Bowie, an icon, with an impact damn near unrivalled. Yeah he wrote the incredible 'Loving the Alien' but you also gotta remember that the rest of that album is hot dog shit unlistenable.

Connecting up my rg35xxsp to the TV and setting it up for that because I realise I hate hand-helds.

When titties pop up in the visor, but mad shit's going down.

I really hope I'm dead before I turn 40

There are two types of USAmericans. Insane, and gutless.

MFW they mention propane

'Best of Joy Division' and it's just a copy of Unknown Pleasures.

This guy complaining about the blank tracks at the end of an album (Manson's Antichrist superstar) wouldn't have survived the 90's. Any good album had a bunch of shit tracks to cover up a bonus track or some dumb shit at the end of the album.

Hard explaining to people who ask me what I've been up to that I've been slowly selling off all my possessions to make money that'll pay for my funeral.

"just one more thing... Would you mind pulling my finger?"

I'll fight alongside whichever country decides to nuke the US. 金平，别让我失望。

Checked out what movies are playing at my local cinema and everything looks like a direct to Netflix turd.

JOI to the world The lord is cum

Finally looking past my disdain of Billy Corgan to give Smashing Pumpkins a real go and man, Jimmy Chamberlin is really the secret sauce of the group isn't he?

Going through MMPR and Zyuranger at the same time and it's incredible how infantile MMPR is in comparison.

"I showed you my little Viking, please respond"

"inspired by Lovecraft" is marketing speak for the writing sucks.

As a a memer they don't hang your jersey in the rafters when you retire, but they might find you hanging in your bedroom.

True story, copped a PAL copy of this at a random garage sale for like. $2 years ago.

Gift givers what up?

Black metal is just lord of the rings dorks who found Satanism.

Where's the cringe meter at on framing your own art?

Alexa, how do I swag out my mumu?

Telling my family I'm in the early developing stages of frontotemporal lobe dementia at the Christmas gathering to take focus away from my significant weight gain.

Realising the majority of comedy from the 80s and 90s boiled down to three things 1. Homophobic joke. 2. Transphobic joke. 3. Silly/loud voice.