It's 2025, how the fuck are people still heterochromatic? Just let them get married!

He just like me.

Diet coke is for perverts Pepsi Max is for those pure of heart.

One of the hardest parts of getting older that nobody talks about is watching those younger than you talk about "if/when it finally gets better" and you gotta sit there tight lipped because you know that it doesn't get better, but you also don't want their suicide on your hands.

No matter how obvious you think you make a joke, it'll still fly over the head of some people

There has never been a more valid crash out.

Marx failed to consider my dick is lubed up and I'm stroking it real nice like.

I'm injecting ground up rhino horn straight into my balls.

This is every furry yaoi

Frogs against Fascism

GLOCKY WANT BANG BANG!

Christ, go to therapy.

What came first, the Tenga chicken or the Tenga egg?

The lion doesn't concern him with that weird rashy area on his penis.

Finally living my dreams

Watching a robcdee stream and it really stands out how chronically dripless the gaijins in the street are in comparison

Blocked for that?!

I showed you my bird Please respond.

First date?

I consider myself lucky, because the only time I'll be exposed to Taylor Swift's music is on the walk to the gas chamber.

You know it touches his knee.

@buffpup.bsky.social small enough for the cum jar. 😈

Blessed are the bush havers.

Bad news for sex felonies, I woke up.

I just want to throw some firecrackers near Elon Musk and watch him have his Greg Stillson moment.

This is what the ninja turtles would look like if they were human

Don't EVER tell me bullying doesn't work.

Call my dick Vincent Gallo the way I wanna beat the shit out of it

GWAR should re-kill Charlie Kirk on stage.

Drew for the first time in 2 years

Who else here until they feel the crushing weight of the world one last time to push them over the edge?

When I pull my dick out and do a big cum, I always finish with "Charlie kirk would've loved that."

I'm gonna find the least inhabited social media platform and start posting on there. This is my Kaczynski's cabin.

Male loneliness epidemic is because the boys don't form a cappella groups anymore.

I could fuck a dragon. I know I wouldn't survive, but that's not the point.

Gonna get into drag and do ODB covers. My name will be Ol' Dirty Faggot.

Me looking at my penis after I've gooned it to smithereens.

Going to the gun show and sucking off all the guns so everyone knows I'm not a poser.

Redford's up in heaven bouncing on Newman's cock. I only assume because that's what I'd be doing.

You know how I knew it wasn't a leftist who capped kirk? Because he actually did something.

I can't believe Jerma did it.

NOT TODAY, MY FRIEND!