Who's up riding bean rn?

You can buy Ocarina of Time when it came out on the N64 for less than this set costs (Also when I reposted this originally it reposted something else entirely, lol)

As the world record holder for most Running Man (2025) posters owned by an individual*, I think I can say- this is worth getting. It's running time.

Uh I'm sorry, I don't make handcrafted games, I make hand, foot, and mouth crafted games, tyvm. This is what a hand, foot, and mouthcrafted game looks like.

Spotify has a LOT of problems of varying degrees of horrible, and one of them is that there are a shitload of discographies that are just midi versions of video game music that all suck ass because some loser wanted to make a quick buck

it's the big day

I dunno, my glizzy parties are p healthy

Best advice I can give:

Not gonna lie, I’m kinda excited to just eat salad tomorrow

Glizzy Party guest sketchbook haul!

Booth picture haul

Driving home tomorrow (10ish hours) and then working on getting some fixes done on the prison city update for the rest of the week to hopefully move on from that! It’s been a pretty good weekend. Got to finally meet and chat with Matt Papa for a bit and honestly just met a lot of cool new people.

Arcade

Consistency

Everyone knows the peak of MAGfest is the Glizzy Party 🌭 thank you @programancer.com @jordizzle.bsky.social @justysilverman.bsky.social ❤️

Philly I’m in you

Beat plays The Transylvania Adventure of Simon Quest!

🌭 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 🇱🇷

Glizzy party was a success.

I love this whole exchange that happened on the sketchbook lol

To be clear I was saying I hate that the solution was “let’s continue letting big corps pollute and just ban plastic straws so we make people who are not us the problem” and jorb bones the TURTLES

Dinnae forget to stop by the RETROWARE booth at MAGfest in the indie area (MIVS) to play The Transylvania Adventure of Simon Quest and say hi! I also have these to give you if you play:

I’ll be in the audience! Justin is better at commentary than me so I declined the couch hehehh BUT I will be there!

TONIGHT!! Watch a speed-run of the new AVGN game with James Rolfe. It’s LIVE on Twitch at 11pm ET, and in the magFAST room (if you’re at MAGFest.) GreenZSaber is running the game and I’ll be providing commentary from the dev side

Glizzy party is TOMORROW. If you’re a mutual that’s at MAGfest also and want to participate in Michigan based Koegel hotdogs cooked in a hot dog cart by ME, send me a DM!

Always leave sketchbooks out

I PLAYED THIS DEMO A BILLION TIMES AND I'D DO IT AGAIN @retroware.bsky.social @programancer.com

We’re set up in MIVS indie area in Hall C on the expo level with The Transylvania Adventure of Simon Quest! @programancer.com Swing by for free posters and swag 🦇 #MAGFest2026

Day 1

Eat Oreo with a tractor beam

Locked and loaded

We in here

Reese’s Peanut Butter Coochie

Ate the reesussy

who cares? don't tie your morality up with consuming the "correct" media, and even more than that, don't get spooked when the wrong people also like it. the saudi crown prince LOVES one piece. bitch you ARE a celestial dragon. that's YOU!

Saw this at the store today and I applaud the resourcefulness

Approx. 12 hours until I drive out to MAGfest

I hate how impossible it is to search google images for just a simple lineart of something without finding unscalable mountains of AI slop

MAGfest is next week and all I can think about is that SWEET SWEET, INVITE ONLY GLIZZY PARTY

I got to hear Ievan Polkka in the wild

When you’re clutching your pearls and picking your hill to die on, please remember that the hills you choose to live on are actually also terrible

2025 was p okay- I mean MOST years suck, but I did a lot of traveling and had some good experiences, and I ended the year in a way I hadn't in many years, so it's alright by me!

It's amazing how neckbeards think they're being funny when they say really creepy, stalkery things

LRP: Genuinely I hate how Steam Reviews are. You either get really thoughtful ones that detail their likes and dislikes (rare), or you get meme/baseless garbage from .2 hours played that doesn't actually review the game at all but affects your rating one way or the other (common).

Steam Reviews are a cesspit for many reasons and this is probably the worst. Honestly I wish they would turn them off. And the forums. Just have thumb ups.

"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" I dunno if this is the biggest and it's not super apparent just from this screenshot, but it's one I'm proud of- I started that trend of "Your game is too much like *".

ATTENTION ARTISTS AND ANY ASPIRING PIXEL ARTISTS!!! Aseprite is on sale on Steam!! It's a Pixel art program for art/animating and I highly recommend! (I have almost 700 hours in it!) It's $13 and a one time payment for an excellent program!!

MERRY CRIMMIN everybody! For everybody who owns Prison City on Steam- I've uploaded the 1.0.4.0 update to the BETA branch (opt in) on Steam ahead of its release! It may have bugs, but- I wanted to make it available for people who want to check it out early! store.steampowered.com/news/app/217...