I wish nerds were better at naming things. They always gravitate towards words like "Level Up," "Super" or "Bros" for their game stores or bands.

A bunch of idiot men 60 years ago refused to tell their sons "I love you" so now I have to pay $5.40 for a gallon of gas.

Years ago I used to work at a local gamestore that I really loved. In the years since, I've helped with others via management or marketting, and man... game stores now a days are just the worst. A dream of mine, and a reason why over the years I've slowly collected stock, is to do it BETTER.

Got the Platinum in Hades II. Absolutely a damn good game, and I still don't feel like I've had enough.

I had a lot of fun, so thanks for having me on! If you wanna see/listen to an hour long chat about Link's Awakening, check it out!

This week, we are joined by @simplyaj.com to talk about the dreamy handheld adventure, Link’s Awakening youtu.be/-NgnA9J_i7I?...

The Boys Season 5 is feelin' very Stranger Things Finale.

Has anyone ever successfully opened a DM on here from your phone's notification menu? Cause I sure haven't. Vibe coding at it's best.

Wow! Thanks to the Programancer Promise™, all of my bills are paid, I've accomplished all my goals, learned 7 new languages, AND I got this Premium Fitted 100% Ring Spun High Quality Vampire Slaying Cotton T-Shirt from @retroware.bsky.social !!

Just watched Send Help. In the opening scenes I could tell it was a Sam Raimi movie. Over the course of the film, it became more and more of a Sam Raimi movie. Probably could have been a bit shorter. That's it. That's my review. (You either like Sam Raimi or you don't)

Not a day goes by that I don't think about my Gears of War edition Zune. It was beautiful. My ex had broken his zune so he tried to download music onto mine and put a virus on it. It bricked up. Instead of coming clean he hid the zune for months in an old moving box.

I've been lucky enough to play / see more of this game behind closed doors and I just cannot wait to see everyone's reactions. Its very good and just oozes charm. I'm super excited to play the full game on release. (Also def gonna be a two purchase scenario for me once that Physical drops 👀)

The weirdest part of that Star Fox Direct was showing us Fox McCloud with two different types of legs. The render doesn't look BAD (in cutscenes, its super uncanny, though), but man, those realistic dog legs just look goofy.

Just learned about this Mew DS stylus that was released only in Japan in 2005. So now you have to see it too, Dear Scroller.

The quickest way to get me to stop watching your YouTube video is the overuse of random unrelated buzz clips from shows after every joke you make. You don't need these. They actively make your joke worse. Why is this style of video making SO common now?

Before we left, I decided to fly my drone for a bit and happened to record the most incredible thing. I don't know if/when I'll ever top this:

Before we left, I decided to fly my drone for a bit and happened to record the most incredible thing. I don't know if/when I'll ever top this:

Today @samwithoutaplan.bsky.social and I took Myla on her first real hike. She got to experience mountain trails and the ocean for the first time. PNW continues to be the best.

Imagine how much better life would be if we never had to see clips of movies/anime forced into 60fps with the worst music you've ever heard in our YouTube suggested feeds ever again.

Mystified as to why a quality game isn't being seen by the wider world? Help us get to 500 reviews on Steam to get the algorithm fired up for LOVE ETERNAL! We're averaging ~2 reviews a day, which ain't nothing but it'll be about 4 months to go before we hit 500... store.steampowered.com/app/3010610/

The economy is healing.

The biggest crime the Wii ever committed was swapping Link from being left handed to right. Bring back left handed Link.

🚨NEW VIDEO🚨 I know I've been talking about it a lot on here, so I made an unscripted video about Castlevania: Belmont's Curse and my thoughts about the series as a whole youtu.be/qNCPczPEt_k?... As always, shares / reposts always appeciated, pals!

🚨NEW VIDEO🚨 I know I've been talking about it a lot on here, so I made an unscripted video about Castlevania: Belmont's Curse and my thoughts about the series as a whole youtu.be/qNCPczPEt_k?... As always, shares / reposts always appeciated, pals!

Vibecoded-ass fucksite…

I noticed this on the Castlevania Belmont's Curse website. Another instance where she takes no contact damage from an enemy, just jumps right through them. Honestly now, what's the point of HAVING an enemy here if you can just run through them? Not even dodging, just straight up jumping through.

I love the titles local news gives to people. 14 years ago, I was given the title "Big Video Gamer" when the local news ran a story where they claimed I "drove 1000 miles to play a video game." I still have the news segment saved. Maybe one day I'll tell the story, because it's hilarious~

New Video is up over on Patreon! Sharing my completely unscripted thoughts on Castlevania: Curse of Belmont. Still not even sure if I want to put this out on YouTube, gonna sit on it for a bit and decide, but if you really want to see it, or don't want to wait, it'll be on Patreon forever~

Happy Hades II release day (again!) Played pretty hard back in Beta on PC then stopped to wait for the full release on console so I could trophy hunt. Excited to see how different it is from when I played it.

Went and saw the Mario Galaxy movie tonight. Honestly? Its exactly what I'd expect/want from a Mario movie. Fast and fun from start to finish, plenty of visual and audio references. It was just fun, man.

Monster Hunter Stories 3 remains awesome, but... What a baffling decision to not allow the player to pause during cutscenes. Something happen in your home that needs attention? Well the story is going to advance without you then!

Noticed this when editing a video on my (unscripted) thoughts on Belmont's Curse: Why isn't she taking contact damage from the enemy here? How very Dead Cells.

Myla in a raincoat. You're welcome.

The more I watch this Castlevania Belmont's Curse trailer the more I feel like Evil Empire has no clue what Castlevania is. Like... at all. Why is Joan of Arc a boss? This is so weird. CV has always been campy and silly, pulling from numerous mythologies, but... Joan of Arc was a real ass person.

Watched the newest Castlevania Curse of Belmont trailer multiple times and it has unfortunately solidified my initial feelings: People just don't GET Castlevania. You can slap the name on a game, but it doesn't make it THAT game. The heart, feeling, aesthetic, it's all missing.

Filing my taxes and getting more and more pissed knowing what my money is funding. Can we just.. not pay our taxes? Like, isnt that a biggest form of protest we could do? NOT pay the government to kill innocent people?

At this point, I think it needs to be known who in the military is following these orders. Who said "okay" to bombing a girl's school? Who pressed the button? The military is composed of people. People who are making the CHOICE to follow the orders of this evil ass president. Hold them accountable.

An anime that randomly plays the original OP theme during a hype moment is equivelant to when an RPG foregoes playing the battle music during a random encounter

The Guardian Legend is my favorite NES game outside of the "big" franchises. Seeing ANY news regarding this game makes my day. This is my "I'd love to get the rights and remake / re-release it" game.

If I could give any advice to people wanting to get into YouTube, it'd be this: Make sure your recording setup is easy to use. My biggest hurdle is and always has been, taking an hour or more to set up everything prior to recording, which demotivates me from WANTING to do it.

I have watched Sam build a Super Max Prison deep under a volcano to house Mr Mime in solitary confinement. All of that has amounted to this:

Monster Hunter Stories 3 very good

So anyway, The Legend of Dragoon.

It sucks that its impossible to be surprised by a movie anymore all because of the incessant need to market constantly. Who was this reveal for, exactly? What Nintendo Fan Millenial wasn't already going to see this movie UNTIL this reveal? Cause this certainly wasnt a reveal for kids.

They haven’t hit the button yet to end preorders so if you didn’t grab a copy do it QUICK

I guess that means that if I can't drive there, I'm not going. This organization occupied a city and murdered its citizens. The absolute last place we need them is armed in our airports. TSA training is 6 months long. These clowns havent even been trained on their OWN job, let alone someone else's.

We've got a free update coming to WORLD OF HORROR soon, so now's the perfect time scoop this up and familiarize yourself with it first!

Ya'll got FOUR DAYS left to buy a physical copy of @programancer.com 's Prison City. This isn't an ad, I just think this game rules and more people should play it. Support your pal's projects, and support indies~