with zero sarcasm this is good government and we should do this immediately

this goes so hard

Aerion thinking of Dunk, unaware that the hedge knight is doing the same~ www.patreon.com/posts/patreo...

fiction lets us present things as very fun and cool when in reality they are quite evil, such as pirates, cowboys, mediaeval knights, and the sport of golf.

Happy werewolf Wednesday, freaks

"The whales burp and fart all the time – on a ginormous scale. The smell is pungent. It's very fishy."

I was out at dinner on Thursday with my dad and stepmom and the lot was paid parking and there was a QR code. Debby and I were already seated and drinking our water by the time my dad stomped in after having to download an app and enter his payment info. for a parking lot he'll never use again!!!!

I'm not scared of the dentist bc dentists are scary (they aren't), I'm scared of the dentist bc they can tell I don't floss and will tell it to my face

fuck sam altman forever for taking away the last places where we could engage in good faith: the creative arts, which should be a testament to human ingenuity. i am so mad that everything i read or listen to or admire is now tainted with doubt. do you understand? he is a thief of joy and i HATE HIM

Please, my lovely fantastic fellow writers: don’t worry about if your writing “reads as AI”! These AI models were trained on *our* writing! If it comes from your brain it is YOUR writing! Use em dashes to your heart’s content! Just keep writing!

#kimetsunoyaiba #kny #sanegiyuu The concentration of tenderness in the air is off the charts❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

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me: the demons: have you considered that the right gel pen will solve your writer's block, back pain and depression

Sierra sunset

comm for @dajii.bsky.social #jjk #oc #commission

Medium spicy take: The way Americans sexualize non-sexual nudity is 1. Strange 2. An indication of the prevalence + power + reach of conservative/Christian nationalist values.

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I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

someone accused me of gatekeeping jury duty because i said this lmao

thinking once more of @starinthetitle.bsky.social's idea for us to start a podcast together called "Does the Mom Die In This One?" about media depictions of moms specifically and women over 40 more generally and the plot agency they are or are not allowed

I've spent my life up until now assuming we're all broadly on the same page re: "knowing who Merlin (the wizard) is", but after today I'm not so sure.

春の妖精、かわいいですね🥰 もう春を抱いて去っていくようです🌸

comm for saucekye #jjk #art #commission

I said it before and I'll say it again: Giving a pack of Epstein associates a comprehensive list of all children in the country with home address and school listed, sortable by various traits that indicate vulnerability to exploitation, is the literal diametric opposite of keeping kids safe.

it keeps snowing #jjk

#sheith charms!! omg they finally came!! Now I can finally send everything out. I have to say I'm pleased with the wooden ones, they have such amazing brightnes and the acrylic ones are more pastel I don't mind that either.

most crucial tool: scaled tier of writer friends sometimes you have to start by discussing your writing only with the people who will gas you up no matter what, and then work up to the ones who will bounce around ideas with you, and then finally to the ones who can say "you're overusing semicolons"

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

Been doing a bit of redesigning #sheith

something something church something something worship ((more rockstar!au)) #satorugojo #gojosatoru #stsg

Y'all are gonna lose your minds when you hear about horses.

#sheith commissions for @hphoenix.bsky.social ! Thank you so much!!

It's been so interesting to watch this unfold. Barnes & Noble and other big book chains shut indies down in the the 1990s (and on) and then Amazon came along and ate up all the book market share. Now people tired of big corporations are creating demand for more indies

I'm honored that 300 people have given kudos to my #skfs au Earn Your Stripes! 🥹 I don't have kudos notifs on so seeing this was a great surprise! Thank you to all my readers! If you're interested, see the qrp for the latest chapter. To read from the beginning: archiveofourown.org/works/589458...

it reminded me so much of perhaps my single favorite liturgical experience, where a priest who was reliably out of his depth with little kids asked them to name the animals Baby Jesus might have seen at the manger, and one kid just started listing types of snake

I see so many videos with tipps on "how to draw faster" and it makes me sad because. Why do you need to draw faster. Why dont we all take it slow. Why dont we all take our time. If it wasnt for social media and the algorithm I dont think any of us would give a shit about making art fast.

Its not a hot take but man the way the word "content" is used these days. A vile bit of late stage capitalist propaganda, lumping all forms of human creativity and expression into a single wastebin teaching the public to treat all art as disposable.

“In order for me to write poetry that isn’t political, I must listen to the birds. And in order to hear the birds, the warplanes must be silent” - Marwan Makhoul

When they're too h*rny but the hotel is fully booked. #sukufushi #宿伏

"Balance" my fwb to lovers a/b/o #sheith comic is live on Vgen! vgen.co/micaelandrea...

THE MOST IMPORTANT IMAGE OF ALL TIME

Me rn

I'm honored that 300 people have given kudos to my #skfs au Earn Your Stripes! 🥹 I don't have kudos notifs on so seeing this was a great surprise! Thank you to all my readers! If you're interested, see the qrp for the latest chapter. To read from the beginning: archiveofourown.org/works/589458...

Yachts in our dock have real funny names

One seam to put the inside lip on the shell there and then I can assemble the least ergonomic, most old-fashioned wallet, complete with coin pouch. Probably a stupid thing to make in an era when no one carries cash but it reminds me of my great-grandaddy.

Disney has exactly two franchises that are made for endless sequels, and they've squandered them both. The first, Fantasia, because they're too cowardly to create real art. The second, The Rescuers, because they're too cowardly to go back to their roots and tell tales about child abuse.