Only carry-on will do. Soon, my lovelies. Soon, we will be in Utah.

I will bet my paycheck that a certain dumb world leader will see this and be like, "See? Tylenol causes autism. Take paracetamol instead."

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Almost out of Checks and Balances. Just like my fucking country.

They’re gonna blame the moms. They always blame the moms. They’re blaming moms for using the only safe pain reliever that in no way causes autism but WILL cause undue guilt and anguish. Tylenol doesn’t cause autism.

There's a reason I latched onto Stede literally immediately and have never let him go since 😂

I'd really like the rapture to happen. I'm flying in to SLC tomorrow, and it would be nice to avoid the crowds.

I wrote this really great passage (about 1.5k words of 7k written, 50k estimated) for my Femme AU noir fic. Since then, I've changed the entire plot line and now can't figure out if I can use this chunk, and I'm quite put out about it.

As an adult learning educator whose students have been as young as 17 (a very motivated high school senior) to a Vietnam vet (73, maybe?) AND as someone who got my Masters in my 40s, I wholeheartedly support this message.

Saw this interview with Amy Poehler and Olivia Colman, heard this line, and I knew what I had to do. (The captions are misspelled, I know.)

I am hoping against all hope i get it before FanX next week. I am really hoping to get @colleendoran.bsky.social to sign it 🥲

YouTube shorts knows my mood today

Incredibly frustrating to read good fics because why can’t I write like that too

He did have a best friend six years ago, but he died in jail

Well, this was neat.

I just made the decision to write something in first-person POV. I have never done this for anything substantial. Tots and pears, please.

Does this person not have any friends? She needs serious help jfc These were all in the past day btw

They paved paradise and put up a Pedo lot

Your last saved pic is your moral Philosophy

jfc between this and mtg today…

In hindsight we should have had malice.

Ugh. Can we go back to when he was dead?

And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas

New menu item: 'The ICE breaker'

I had an idea for a carnival AU/murder mystery last night, and now I'm watching 'Humbug' (TXF S2E20), so of course, I'm now obsessing over the idea of yet one more TXF/GO Xover, but make it murder mystery/carnival AU.

@bestgrandpa55.bsky.social 🥰

Netflix knows exactly why you watched.

Use a gif, pic or vid to describe your mood today. I'm just sitting here, waiting, watching,

@scullyphile.bsky.social makes my day every time

VLADIMIR FUTON My sweet Lord.

According to my "digital well-being" tracker on my phone and tablet, I have checked my email 1,083 times since 8/10. I'm fine.

The White House tonight:

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”

Hey this is me!!! Readers, I encourage comments on AO3 and also AMA in this thread. I have world building and Goat facts to share! Otherwise, have so much fun tripping down to Devil's Dairy!

regardless of what happens to the tariffs, they're doomed from the start because the average conservative holds all three of these positions at once: — virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing — against increasing the minimum wage — buys foreign imports because they're cheap

David Tennant and Tom Ellis are on screen at the same time, and I'm pretty sure I'm going to die.🫠🫠🫠🫠

Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.