by age 26 you should have: • an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character • weird relationship with the media you loved as a teenager • a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust with your life

When one of the grossest people to have ever existed calls you the worst person he'd ever met...

A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.

The way i just yelled out "HAAA FUCK YOU KIM DAVIS"

I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.

In case any of you thought Andrew Cuomo was going to be gracious in defeat, congratulations on never having heard of Andrew Cuomo.

My Husband Feeding the Cat- A Haiku "You're not my boss, Ann!" He exclaims as he opens Her preferred flavor

If your employee needs SNAP, you don’t pay them enough and are exploiting them.

This needs at least 8 episodes.

When the president is destroying national landmarks, murdering fishermen, raising prices because he's angry over a Reagan video, and kidnapping parents in front of their crying children is probably not an ideal time to have a lazy, completely incompetent legislative branch perpetually on vacation.

1970s secretaries were writing alien porn about spock and kirk so hardcore it would instantly kill your average modern scifi fan

I work with a program called Aeroplan. Every time I open it or see it written or hear someone say it in a meeting, that gods-awful "Aeroplane" pops up in my head. This happens to me every day. And it won't stop. It's my 12th reason.

Not only did I subscribe with my email, I made sure to send them to the husband. It's the only gift list he'll need for my birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARTH!!! :)) <3 #GoodOmens

Btw happy birthday Earth etc etc🤩🤩

I AM LITERALLY IN TEARS I NEVER GOT A SHIPPING NOTIFICATION OMG ITS SO FUCKING PRETTY IN THIS BOX

Fuck fascism! #NoKings!

I AM FILLED WITH RAGE AND ANXIETY

I just came up with a title for my Femme Noir AU. You may applaud and throw flowers, but please, no panties.

BREAKING: Maria Corina Machado wins Nobel Peace Prize

Wait so am I gonna be the one who suggests we check out the noise in the basement?

Somewhere in an attic, there's a portrait of Stephen Miller getting prettier.

Happy Yankees Elimination Day to everyone who celebrates.

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

This morning I turned on my phone only to find that it had changed my user name to Shirley, and when I tried to enter a simple Google query it came out as "Do you like gladiator movies?" Then I realised it was in Airplane! mode.

Nation Schedules Recurring Monthly Benefit Concert To Streamline Tragedy Response Process https://theonion.com/nation-schedules-recurring-monthly-benefit-concert-to-s-1819580392/

GNU Jilly Cooper. Jilly and dad were friends and the only person I’ve known to call him ‘Tel’. Hope they’re both having a big drink somewhere.

😭 IG newberlinlibrary

This is just a reminder that, in 1631, Robert Barker in London misprinted a famous line of the Holy Bible, namely „Thou shalt commit adultery“. The forbidden copies with the famous slip sold well, and a few survived in our catalogues. The edition was called the Wicked Bible afterwards. #bookhistory

Has this always said 2025?

I need to be talked down from completely abandoning this awesome WIP because I can't get out of my own damn head.

I really wish I still lived in a world where I couldn't tell you who the Secretary of Defense was.

Maybe for #GoodOmens3 promo? 👀

Sent my oldest a text when we got back from SLC

Did I spend a LOT on this trip and the photos and the signatures? Yes. Do I give a fuck? Not in the least. Bury me with this, please, thanks.

My new prized possession

That F@*#king Liar David Tennant and Cut-price Mike Yarwood got called beautiful today 🥰🫠😭🥹

I have a feeling I'm the only one here checking baseball scores while I wait for Freema. #fanxslc

Only carry-on will do. Soon, my lovelies. Soon, we will be in Utah.

I will bet my paycheck that a certain dumb world leader will see this and be like, "See? Tylenol causes autism. Take paracetamol instead."