Speaking of Hasan, why doesn't he smile as muxh as he used to do? Is it the Zyns? He said it's because life is rougher now but bet it's the Zyns.

This is Dumbo, Mela, Peaches, and Chiquis. They are a championship napping team. Their built-in sleep masks give them that competitive edge. 13/10 for all (TT: brokeboilopez)

Since I found out about certain thing about Hasan, I'm worried for him. Hes much more vulnerable of dangerous situations than I thought. And the people close to him. Couple of situations immediately made sense to me. I'm so afraid of certain people getting attacked with direct intention to hurt him.

its my birfday

Pasé al lado de un grupo de turistas platúos y nunca vi una masa de gente tan perfumada.

it is very important that someone capture as much 4k stock footage of active military picking up trash and cleaning up cities asap before this ends we need this footage for future use in convincing people that cops actually can be useful to their community

Es más fácil ganar una partida de solitario que no te da ningún As al principio, que una que te los da todos.

there's no way my depression is situational it has to be the microplastics in my brain, blood and balls

cenk uyghur you're the reason I am owed $50,000 by jason alexander and I wish I could lock you in an eternal Jubilee Surrounded purgatory

Every day there's another news article about at least dozens of starving people in Gaza being massacred trying to get aid. If you haven't been as angry as I am this whole time you certainly should be by now. And maybe you should've been way earlier.

i went to the bank and they said they're out of money

how is there no democrat making it their thing to call this out

bleak

@idubbbz.bsky.social 👀

THE ANIMATORS AT WEBTOON MADE ANOTHER ONE WAOW www.youtube.com/shorts/ZfpkT...

This is Lola. She is one of the most skilled soccer dribblers we've ever seen, so it makes sense that she's already capturing footage for her documentary. 14/10

Those waskly boids.

Such beauty in life

My PC died and I had to spend money I don't have to fix it so.. COMMISSIONS! I'LL DRAW YOU AS A CYANIDE & HAPPINESS CHAR, or ANYTHING YOU WANT! Prices are- $30 for a black/white charicature! $50 for a FULL COLORED and shaded charicature! Limited slots, respond in comments and I will DM YOU!

Girl that shit was mild as hell, I feel like I’m a victim of false advertising😭 You can do better than r-slur nepo, I believe in you sister❤️

*pours wine* That's how the discharge coming out of my coochie sounds like.

Tw// TMI Ok, 2 days with no bowel movement. Time to start the Hand Roll project. First, drink lots of liquid. If that fails to work, 4 blueberries will do the trick. I'm intolerant to blueberries. The problem with this is that It'll pretty much empty my digestive tube from the pyloric sphincter.

Mr Klein.

buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck

@saeeddicaprio.bsky.social Hope you're doing well 😁

gosh if only we had, say, a single extra living democratic congressman right now

facebook is already nothing but AI slop, but now you can prompt "white store clerk robbed by black immigrant thug, clerk shoots him and saves his children" ad infinitum that paired with X monetizing any engagement just means as long as the video makes more than it costs to generate it's inevitable

i love when old people put a lot of ellipses in their texts i love being aware of when they had to think a bit

ChatGPT has made teaching so much easier now that I can provide it with a list of my student's names and ask what grade it thinks they should have #teachingwin

I think about this comic at least once a week

I'm late as a hoe.

Me bajé un paradero antes y luego al siguiente donde necesitaba esperar mi segunda micro, la misma de la que me bajé, paró. Bitch I forgor!

@idubbbz.bsky.social hope you're doing well, it's been crazy. Get yourself nice pastries and your fav things.

This is Sydney. She is asking very politely for some back scratches. Not sure what else shaking your behind could possibly suggest. 13/10

Es increíble como los fans de Harry Potter no están ni ahí con todo el daño que ha hecho su autora a las personas trans, todo el lobby y propaganda para negarle los pocos derechos ganados. Y a estos malditos nerds los único que les molesta es que Snape sea negro!

Ian's content cop was so intense.

Content cop is out🥸

get scared ethan klein

Mfs don't abandon this platform. It's so good and for it to keep getting better it needs people USING IT.

Chhhhonnnntrntchhopp